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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:46 pm

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:48 pm

Didn't I see you in the Gugenheim Museum? I must have, because you are a masterpeice! (Art rules!) Sorry, gratuatous one! LOL!
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:50 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:I hate to bail on you all, but I'm now drunk and can't keep my eyes open any more! It's taking me 5 minutes to type a 30 second post because I can't focus on the keys now... gotta go, but I'll chat with you all in the morning! :wink:


Time out for me too...I need to find the "One More" video. :evil:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:55 pm

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you! :twisted:
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Postby Don » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:49 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Gunbot wrote:"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."


Gotta extender? :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :lol: :lol:


No, more like a collar so I don't cause permanent damage. :lol:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:00 pm

Is that a ladder in your pants... or your stairway to heaven?
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Postby Deb » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:14 pm

Do these look real? :lol:
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Postby Voyager » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:20 pm

All the voices in my head agree: You look beautiful.

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Postby stevew2 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:20 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
yulog wrote:Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!


:lol: :lol: I'm so glad I started this thread, because you are all making me laugh so damn hard that I'm about to wake up my wife! :lol: :lol: She turns into a monster if I do that, but I can handle her. :shock: :D :lol: :wink:
Call me if you need a hand Sarge,its a team effort
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Postby JasonD » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:50 pm

yulog wrote:Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! (one for the ladies and Jason :shock: :lol: )





Yummmmmm, now you're speaking my language. :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:

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Postby JasonD » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:21 am

Corny one liner:

My computer goes down on me more than my girlfriend does.
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