OT: JESSICA, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU-----SEXY ROBERT DOWNEY JR!!

[JasonD]

Jessica, I know you're not a member of Melodicrock, but I also know you visit this site & so this is my thread to you. I came across this video tribute to Robert Downey Jr. & it reminded me of the time you shared a taxi cab with him. I remember you telling us it was raining & you were caught without an umbrella & so he gave you his jacket---to keep!!!! I thought that was pretty cool of him to let you keep his jacket. My favorite part is where you mentioned how just before the cab pulled away from the curb, he looked up at you & saw you standing there looking sad & soaking wet & he had a sudden change of heart because he felt guilty for stealing the cab right out from under you & so he had the driver stop the cab & then he opened the door & motioned for you to get inside. Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic, Jessica, but the image that story creates has a whole "Casablanca" feel to it. I bet you've never even washed that jacket, now have you?

Anyway, I know Robert Downey Jr. is "The only man you would leave your boyfriend for" because I saw where you posted that on your MySpace page & so when I came across this video montage, it made me think of you. I know your birthday is tomorrow & so I just knew I had to post it. Enjoy, and have a Happy Birthday, Jessica. --- Jason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFwHBT8TJ4

[Don]

Very cool, a Jessica thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mi8Sb9BeJk

[Don]

Some tunage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfM6nRVBvGs

[Peartree12249]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

[JasonD]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Saint John]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Dude, we get it...you're a rump humper. Congrats on that, but for the love of Obama's mama please take your butt blasting agenda elsewhere. Here's one of my favorite gay jokes: How do you know you're a at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.

[Arkansas]

... Here's one of my favorite gay jokes: How do you know you're a at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.

How do you get four fags on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.


later~

[JasonD]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Dude, we get it...you're a rump humper. Congrats on that, but for the love of Obama's mama please take your butt blasting agenda elsewhere. Here's one of my favorite gay jokes: How do you know you're a at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.

Saint John: When I first came on this site, a few of the regulars kind of walked on eggshells around me --- which definitely wasn't what I had expected being the newbie and all. I expected to get slammed. Anyway, I wanted to let everyone know they didn't need to watch what they say or strive for political correctness when talking with me. I can take a joke. The emoticons at the end of my message were meant to signify humor. I'm not looking to start trouble. If you don't enjoy my particular brand of humor, that's cool. You're entitled to your opinion. And, since you did not include any emoticons in with your rebuttal, I can only assume you were not being humorous and that said, feel free to PM me all you want. Ask me a question, I'll answer it. This thread is a birthday gift to a friend who happens to enjoy my sense of humor (gay or otherwise.) Jokes are fine, but I’m not looking for a fight because I refuse to be a part of ruining this birthday thread for her.

[Saint John]

Saint John: When I first came on this site, a few of the regulars kind of walked on eggshells around me --- which definitely wasn't what I had expected being the newbie and all. I expected to get slammed. Anyway, I wanted to let everyone know they didn't need to watch what they say or strive for political correctness when talking with me. I can take a joke. The emoticons at the end of my message were meant to signify humor. I'm not looking to start trouble. If you don't enjoy my particular brand of humor, that's cool. You're entitled to your opinion. And, since you did not include any emoticons in with your rebuttal, I can only assume you were not being humorous and that said, feel free to PM me all you want. Ask me a question, I'll answer it. This thread is a birthday gift to a friend who happens to enjoy my sense of humor (gay or otherwise.) Jokes are fine, but I’m not looking for a fight because I refuse to be a part of ruining this birthday thread for her.

Listen, cocksucker (literally and figuratively ), I'm not trying to start a fight either. I just fail to see why you threw a powder keg subject into a supposed birthday gift thread while walking around with your asshole afire. I can only conclude that you wanted to start trouble and/or elicit a response.

And if the best present you could give to a good friend is a thread here at MR you need to do a little less cock-trolling and brush up on your friendship skills!

[Babyblue]

Doing the bump for Jessica

[DavidC]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Dude, we get it...you're a rump humper. Congrats on that, but for the love of Obama's mama please take your butt blasting agenda elsewhere. Here's one of my favorite gay jokes: How do you know you're a at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit.

Saint John: When I first came on this site, a few of the regulars kind of walked on eggshells around me --- which definitely wasn't what I had expected being the newbie and all. I expected to get slammed. Anyway, I wanted to let everyone know they didn't need to watch what they say or strive for political correctness when talking with me. I can take a joke. The emoticons at the end of my message were meant to signify humor. I'm not looking to start trouble. If you don't enjoy my particular brand of humor, that's cool. You're entitled to your opinion. And, since you did not include any emoticons in with your rebuttal, I can only assume you were not being humorous and that said, feel free to PM me all you want. Ask me a question, I'll answer it. This thread is a birthday gift to a friend who happens to enjoy my sense of humor (gay or otherwise.) Jokes are fine, but I’m not looking for a fight because I refuse to be a part of ruining this birthday thread for her.

You're okay, Jason. Don't get sidetracked by feeling you have to defend yourself. It's all good. This CAN'T be the first time you've had to deal with ignorance in the past. People like that end up burying themselves, anyway.

[Voyager]

Jessica who? Alba? Simpson? Biel?

[JasonD]

Jessica who? Alba? Simpson? Biel?

Yes.

[Babyblue]

Jessica who? Alba? Simpson? Biel?

It maybe both I bet he will not tell us.

[artist4perry]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

[Babyblue]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

[artist4perry]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

[Carla777]

Whooooo. Did it just suddenly get hot in here? I got a little warm watching that RDJ video Jason. I don't know about Jessica, but I sure do thank you.

BUMP!

I gotta keep this thread from going onto page two until at least tomorrow because I wanna make sure Jess gets a chance to see it. She's a really sweet, gentle & extrememly kindhearted lady with an extraordinary sense of humor & so this is my gift to her. I miss you, Jessica.

That said, my rascally side can't resist adding: Thanks, Peartree12249. The smoldering Robert Downey Jr. pics are all just a part of my diabolical plan to convert every straight guy on this site. Come over to the dark side, young ones. The gays are waiting for you. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

haha you will hurt some sensibilities and man pride here with your statements mister your funny Jason, i think some artist in rock world some are already convert please don't leave us without men!!!



PS. sorry SJ (most of the times i think your arguments are pretty solid here in MR) but this time,i don't agree with your response here to Jason,no need for inssult him for his sexual prefferences, the way i see it he was only was making a joke in his own thread

[donnaplease]

Hmmm.... interesting.

[JasonD]

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

Thank you Ginger oh so much. Thank you, too, Babyblue (sorry, I don't know your real name). Thank you ladies for humoring me & for giving me that much needed ego boost (even though you thought I was after your man, Ginger.) Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

Sorry to be such a downer right now. I need to log off & just go to sleep.

[Voyager]

I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

I'm sorry to hear that man. I hope you get things worked out to see her.

[artist4perry]

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

Thank you Ginger oh so much. Thank you, too, Babyblue (sorry, I don't know your real name). Thank you ladies for humoring me & for giving me that much needed ego boost (even though you thought I was after your man, Ginger.) Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

Sorry to be such a downer right now. I need to log off & just go to sleep.

Jason all kidding aside, she cannot keep you from seeing her on Fathers day...............what does your custody hearing say about visitations? I never kept the kids from their dad, and especially on Fathers day! He would not come see them but that is another matter..........Hang in there.......... Kids are not pawns.....she will loose..........my ex bad mouthed me to the kids so much, my daughter seldom has anything to do with him. Sorry hon......... Stupid woman!

[Rick]

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

Thank you Ginger oh so much. Thank you, too, Babyblue (sorry, I don't know your real name). Thank you ladies for humoring me & for giving me that much needed ego boost (even though you thought I was after your man, Ginger.) Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

Sorry to be such a downer right now. I need to log off & just go to sleep.

If your visitation is written into the divorce decree, and you feel like being stern with her, tell her that this is her one warning, that unless there is some kind of family emergency, or something that will cause a detriment to the child, that this is the LAST time she changes your visitation, or you will get the court involved.

[Babyblue]

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

Thank you Ginger oh so much. Thank you, too, Babyblue (sorry, I don't know your real name). Thank you ladies for humoring me & for giving me that much needed ego boost (even though you thought I was after your man, Ginger.) Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

Sorry to be such a downer right now. I need to log off & just go to sleep.

Jason all kidding aside, she cannot keep you from seeing her on Fathers day...............what does your custody hearing say about visitations? I never kept the kids from their dad, and especially on Fathers day! He would not come see them but that is another matter..........Hang in there.......... Kids are not pawns.....she will loose..........my ex bad mouthed me to the kids so much, my daughter seldom has anything to do with him. Sorry hon......... Stupid woman!

Jason, my heart goes out to you hon.I can't understand why people do things like that with there kids.Maybe she trying to get back at you for whatever reason.It's just not right to put the kids in it. I know how much you love her just by chatting with you hon.She will pay in the end one day.I will add you & E to my list to pray for.Stay strong and try and get some much needed rest. I am here if you needed to talk.

[Rocker Chic]

Love, love, love RDJ! I can't wait for the next Ironman movie.

Thanks for posting this, Jason.

Debbie

[Jana]

Hey girlfriend.........leave my man alone! LOL! His pendulum only swings to me, sorry dude, this is a love I waited 20 years to get back into my life! Man, diss my JC, then try and take my man............I will scratch your eyes out!..........LOL! Oh and by the way Happiest Birthday Jessica! Just givin you grief Jason! Best wishes!

Are we going to fight over Jason,there are other ladies on this board too ya know.

Cat fight

Your welcome to Jason! I am just sayin he needs to leave my man Dan alone...........Comedyisnotpretty is off limits..........got that? LOL! Oh ROTFL!

Thank you Ginger oh so much. Thank you, too, Babyblue (sorry, I don't know your real name). Thank you ladies for humoring me & for giving me that much needed ego boost (even though you thought I was after your man, Ginger.) Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I'm having a pretty bad day today. I've been back -n- forth on the phone with my daughter's mother most of the day. She keeps calling to change her mind about visitation next Sunday. I hardly get to see my daughter as it is & I was really looking forward to getting to see her on Father's Day, but now her mother just called me again to tell me she's not gonna let me see her. I don't know what more she wants from me. She left me. I didn't leave her. So why does she gotta do this to me? I've never been a day behind on child support. I eat macaroni & cheese & peanut butter & jelly till i can't stand it anymore but I always pay my child support. I don't know what more I can do. I just want to see may daughter before she forgets me.

Sorry to be such a downer right now. I need to log off & just go to sleep.

If you pay child support, in your divorce decree it should be spelled out re visitation times and your rights. If she's not complying with that, she would be in violation and you can take her to court. If you weren't married, then you should have it spelled out legally and binding what your visitation days are. That's what courts are for, to enforce your rights as the father if she's not complying with the terms of visitation.

[Babyblue]

Bumping for Jason

[Michigan Girl]

Jessica who? Alba? Simpson? Biel?

It maybe both I bet he will not tell us.

Both?!?!? You are a hoot!!


Weird thread....

[kels4perry]

And to those of you who twisted this in to something it wasn't intended to be...............Suck it!
she is an awesome
chick and deserves better!