Sunburnt.....

[artist4perry]

This is all good advice. I need to start being a little smarter out there. So maybe this "foolish" topic ends up helping someone?

Oh fuck that noise...go out, get a fuckin tan, drink yourself silly and have fun. Jesus Christ, you only live once.

Deano, you may not believe this but I agree with you.

No seriously, live life to the fullest. Goddamned precautions. Fuck sunscreen, rubbers, alcohol intake- screw it. Take it to the limit. Drink all you can, fuck as many hot bitches as possible, and some ugly ones too, and don't spend a nickel on sunscreen. Ridiculous how pansied assed America has become.

I am getting polluted now, never bought a rubber in my life and am sunburnt and it feels fucking great!

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

[Rockindeano]

This is all good advice. I need to start being a little smarter out there. So maybe this "foolish" topic ends up helping someone?

Oh fuck that noise...go out, get a fuckin tan, drink yourself silly and have fun. Jesus Christ, you only live once.

Deano, you may not believe this but I agree with you.

No seriously, live life to the fullest. Goddamned precautions. Fuck sunscreen, rubbers, alcohol intake- screw it. Take it to the limit. Drink all you can, fuck as many hot bitches as possible, and some ugly ones too, and don't spend a nickel on sunscreen. Ridiculous how pansied assed America has become.

I am getting polluted now, never bought a rubber in my life and am sunburnt and it feels fucking great!

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

Oh please- tell your old man to take off his panties and down a sixer and call me in the morning.

Pussy.

[Saint John]

[JH'sTXfan]

:lol:

[artist4perry]

This is all good advice. I need to start being a little smarter out there. So maybe this "foolish" topic ends up helping someone?

Oh fuck that noise...go out, get a fuckin tan, drink yourself silly and have fun. Jesus Christ, you only live once.

Deano, you may not believe this but I agree with you.

No seriously, live life to the fullest. Goddamned precautions. Fuck sunscreen, rubbers, alcohol intake- screw it. Take it to the limit. Drink all you can, fuck as many hot bitches as possible, and some ugly ones too, and don't spend a nickel on sunscreen. Ridiculous how pansied assed America has become.

I am getting polluted now, never bought a rubber in my life and am sunburnt and it feels fucking great!

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

Oh please- tell your old man to take off his panties and down a sixer and call me in the morning.

Pussy.

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

[Rockindeano]

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

Andrew is a pussy. Ask him, he'll admit it too.

[artist4perry]

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

Andrew is a pussy. Ask him, he'll admit it too.

I really wish I knew what you look like in person..........you love to stir things up.............

RD, I am glad Dan got those treatments, I want him to live with me a long time. We were cheated over 20 years of not being together. I want as much time as I can with him............understand?

[Rockindeano]

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

Andrew is a pussy. Ask him, he'll admit it too.

I really wish I knew what you look like in person..........you love to stir things up.............

RD, I am glad Dan got those treatments, I want him to live with me a long time. We were cheated over 20 years of not being together. I want as much time as I can with him............understand?

Ginger, that's awesome. Sentimental shit there. I have just one question.


Do you swallow?

[JH'sTXfan]

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

Andrew is a pussy. Ask him, he'll admit it too.

I really wish I knew what you look like in person..........you love to stir things up.............

RD, I am glad Dan got those treatments, I want him to live with me a long time. We were cheated over 20 years of not being together. I want as much time as I can with him............understand?

Priceless!

[StevePerryHair]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

[artist4perry]

I guess your the authority of what a pussy is...........so I will take your word for it.

Andrew is a pussy. Ask him, he'll admit it too.

I really wish I knew what you look like in person..........you love to stir things up.............

RD, I am glad Dan got those treatments, I want him to live with me a long time. We were cheated over 20 years of not being together. I want as much time as I can with him............understand?

Ginger, that's awesome. Sentimental shit there. I have just one question.


Do you swallow?

Question is..........do you?

[artist4perry]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

[Deb]

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

Will have to admit, sun burning your ass isn't all that fun either. Once in a while I'll go fake and bake and didn't realize they had just changed the bulbs, and I didn't cut down my minutes. My ass looked like a tomato for days.......ouch, ya don't realize how much you sit until it is excrusiating to do so.

[StevePerryHair]

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

Will have to admit, sun burning your ass isn't all that fun either. Once in a while I'll go fake and bake and didn't realize they had just changed the bulbs, and I didn't cut down my minutes. My ass looked like a tomato for days.......ouch, ya don't realize how much you sit until it is excrusiating to do so.

Tomato ass!!!

[StevePerryHair]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

[artist4perry]

Do you remember when they used to tell us girls to use baby oil to get a "Better Tan". You looked like lobster! LOL! Mom would spread Noxema on us and we would stick to the sheets!

[artist4perry]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

I was just joking back........wasn't upset at all.

[Angel]

The girls I went to school with went through a phase where they used Crisco ( ). I could never bring myself to try it.

[StevePerryHair]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

I was just joking back........wasn't upset at all.

I was talking about your posts before you started to joke around. Nevermind, really.

[yulog]

The girls I went to school with went through a phase where they used Crisco ( ). I could never bring myself to try it.

For sex??

[Angel]

The girls I went to school with went through a phase where they used Crisco ( ). I could never bring myself to try it.

For sex??

...that too.

[artist4perry]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

I was just joking back........wasn't upset at all.

I was talking about your posts before you started to joke around. Nevermind, really.

No worries! RD knows I just wish him to burn in the seventh layer of purgatory, that's all..........he likes it there, he can get a tan!

[treetopovskaya]

Ever had a lazer treatment RD? My husband has...........not so fun.

But enjoy!

Will have to admit, sun burning your ass isn't all that fun either. Once in a while I'll go fake and bake and didn't realize they had just changed the bulbs, and I didn't cut down my minutes. My ass looked like a tomato for days.......ouch, ya don't realize how much you sit until it is excrusiating to do so.

ouch!

try the spray on mist tan. just don't open your mouth (or eyes). i was warned that when it first starts it's shocking. even knowing that i still screamed... "MUTHA F!!!!!" hehehee. ick... mouth full of that sheit. end result was awesome tho. }:C))

plus... the spray tan is much healthier for your skin & innards.

[Rhiannon]

This is all good advice. I need to start being a little smarter out there. So maybe this "foolish" topic ends up helping someone?

Oh fuck that noise...go out, get a fuckin tan, drink yourself silly and have fun. Jesus Christ, you only live once.

Yes and by all means let's go sliding into that dirt asap, huh? I agree you should live life to its fullest... I agree society is pussified. But, a little bit of wisdom for your health goes a long way.

I guess a fatty liver, melanoma, and the clap aren't good enough persuaders for some to take advantage of such tree-hugging hippie-assed inventions like sunscreen, condoms, and alcohol moderation.

Silly me, carry on Tim. Go burn your skin until you're one big mole. (But not really.)

[Rockindeano]

This is all good advice. I need to start being a little smarter out there. So maybe this "foolish" topic ends up helping someone?

Oh fuck that noise...go out, get a fuckin tan, drink yourself silly and have fun. Jesus Christ, you only live once.

Yes and by all means let's go sliding into that dirt asap, huh? I agree you should live life to its fullest... I agree society is pussified. But, a little bit of wisdom for your health goes a long way.

I guess a fatty liver, melanoma, and the clap aren't good enough persuaders for some to take advantage of such tree-hugging hippie-assed inventions like sunscreen, condoms, and alcohol moderation.

Silly me, carry on Tim. Go burn your skin until you're one big mole. (But not really.)

Shut up you maggoty parrot.

[stevew2]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

I was just joking back........wasn't upset at all.

I was talking about your posts before you started to joke around. Nevermind, really.

No worries! RD knows I just wish him to burn in the seventh layer of purgatory, that's all..........he likes it there, he can get a tan!

I never understood that puratory 'stuff"

[hoagiepete]

Whoa. Too weird. I'm sitting in a hotel room looking like Larry the Lobster after playing a round of golf at Torrey Pines with no sunscreen. I'm told I'm glowing. I feel like I'm radiating.

My wife's gonna kill me.

I am now bathed in aloe, feeling like crap.

[artist4perry]

Here's an idea.... MAYBE just maybe with all the TRAGEDY people keep posting on here, some like RD are just trying to lighten it up a little? Maybe even poking fun so that people will laugh instead of crying over one more celeb, almost celeb, their dog, etc..... that could just be it! I tried to do that earlier with some sarcastic humor and I was labeled a hater I think Some humor is just not appreciated I guess

I am not upset with RD............

I didnt' say you were, but you are taking his posts a little seriously was all I was pointing out

I was just joking back........wasn't upset at all.

I was talking about your posts before you started to joke around. Nevermind, really.

No worries! RD knows I just wish him to burn in the seventh layer of purgatory, that's all..........he likes it there, he can get a tan!

I never understood that puratory 'stuff"

Me either, I just read Dantes inferno. Sounds like his kind of place.

[ScarabGator]

Whoa. Too weird. I'm sitting in a hotel room looking like Larry the Lobster after playing a round of golf at Torrey Pines with no sunscreen. I'm told I'm glowing. I feel like I'm radiating.

My wife's gonna kill me.

I am now bathed in aloe, feeling like crap.

HP, sunburn from the golf course is the absolute most awesome gift that the good Lord ever gave us! I get the ole farmers tan then come home afterwards, throw the clubs in the closet and jump in the pool and even it out. I was burnt this weekend and a bit red but I wasnt in pain. In fact, since I left Florida I have only had a sunburn once that hurt bad enough to treat with aloe. People see me like this and say "man, I bet you feel like shit..." and Im like "why? No pain here.." Anyway, take care of your burn man.

[Babyblue]

Whoa. Too weird. I'm sitting in a hotel room looking like Larry the Lobster after playing a round of golf at Torrey Pines with no sunscreen. I'm told I'm glowing. I feel like I'm radiating.

My wife's gonna kill me.

I am now bathed in aloe, feeling like crap.

Hope you feel better soon.