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OT: 1200 Laptops lost weekly at LAX, 12000 Nationally.

Postby Rick » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:43 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/146062

1200 laptops lost each week at LAX

Wed Jul 8, 2009 2:22PM EDT


That's not a mistake in the headline. I checked it twice.

1,200 laptops a week go missing at Los Angeles International Airport, and 12,000 laptops are lost or stolen nationally at airports every week. All told, that means that 624,000 laptops go missing in airports each year. You can talk about phishing scams and email viruses until you're blue in the face, but numbers like that put those digital computer crimes to shame.

Where do the laptops go? Exactly where you think: In their haste, fliers forget to put them back into their carry-on bag after they go through security checkpoint, where the rule for years has been that you have to remove your laptop completely from your luggage when you put it through the x-ray scanner.

Blame it on the harried and fragile mental state of the modern traveler, so rushed to get to his flight on time that key belongings are left behind. TSA often tries to alert passengers that they've left something behind -- and it's much more than just a bunch of laptops; wallets, belts, keys, and everything else is often forgotten -- but that people rarely make it back once they've left the checkpoint.

Notes LA Weekly: "TSA screeners will page travelers by name when their identities are known. Still, [one] employee says, travelers will often later admit they heard their names on the public address system after leaving the security checkpoint -- but somehow didn't make the connection that they were being asked to recover lost items." The story calls modern travelers universally "spaced-out."

It's a sobering statistic that only 33 percent of laptops left behind at security checkpoints are ever recovered, with just about half of those reunited with their owners before their flight takes off.

You aren't without equipment in your arsenal to help recover a lost laptop. One pro suggests writing your name and phone number inside the battery compartment of your computer, where TSA agents are trained to look for identifying information. (Use a white china pencil for good results.) Another solution for the absent-minded is to try one of the new TSA-approved ScanFast or Zip-Thru bags, which let you leave your laptop inside your carry-on as it passes through the x-ray machine.

Recovery systems like LoJack for Laptops can help once a machine has gone missing, and, as always, don't forget to back up all your data before you embark on any kind of travel, just as a precaution.
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Postby Rick » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:06 am

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Postby Behshad » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:08 am

Wrong message board El Ricko...
Um, youre supposed to post these at your work message board , :lol:
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Postby Rick » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:13 am

Behshad wrote:Wrong message board El Ricko...
Um, youre supposed to post these at your work message board , :lol:


I'm on vacation, and damn glad not to see any freaking laptops or guitar cases. No golf clubs, no 100 pound intransit bags, and no foot lockers. I didn't say I pick any of this stuff up, I've got way too much time for that. 8) I just don't have to see them. :lol:

I'd rather come here an post this stuff to my favorite message board people. Those airline message boards make me think too much about work. ;)
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:28 am

A large number of these people are probably the same ones who forget that their baby is in the car when they park it and leave. I could see small items being left behind, but a laptop computer? I've gone through countless x-ray screenings between the states and Japan and not once did I say "oh yeah, I almost forgot my computer". It's like when I have to take that damn thing out of the case and put it in a second bucket for the machine, there isn't any way I could forget about it.

The root cause of this problem......people just need to get to the airport a good time in advance before boarding begins. They wouldn't be jumping through their assholes getting to the plane before it left if they would get there a little bit early.
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Re: OT: 1200 Laptops lost weekly at LAX, 12000 Nationally.

Postby Rick » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:28 am

LLL wrote:
Rick wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/146062

1200 laptops lost each week at LAX
Wed Jul 8, 2009 2:22PM EDT


That's not a mistake in the headline. I checked it twice.

1,200 laptops a week go missing at Los Angeles International Airport, and 12,000 laptops are lost or stolen nationally at airports every week. All told, that means that 624,000 laptops go missing in airports each year. You can talk about phishing scams and email viruses until you're blue in the face, but numbers like that put those digital computer crimes to shame.


Now we all know why Rick is so good with computer related matters. 8) :lol: :lol:


I have found a few laptops left on airplanes, but as soon as I find one, I run it to the gate agent, we find the passenger and I personally reunite the item with the passenger myself. If they've left already, I take it to lost and found.

One black dude going to Montgomery Alabama on our commuter was practically in tears when I showed up at his departure gate with his Black Berry phone. He told me that his whole business life is in that phone. He tried to give me a reward, but I said "Dude, I make more money than you do, you absent minded asshole. :lol: J/k, I declined the reward, as I always do. There's more satisfaction in doing something good for someone.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:55 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:A large number of these people are probably the same ones who forget that their baby is in the car when they park it and leave. I could see small items being left behind, but a laptop computer?


Believe me, I'm going to forget my ta-tas before I'd forget to re-bag a laptop. My eye does NOT leave my items during the security process. I stand there and I visciously stare that x-ray machine down until I see my handbag, etc. come out the other end of it.
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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:05 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:The root cause of this problem......people just need to get to the airport a good time in advance before boarding begins. They wouldn't be jumping through their assholes getting to the plane before it left if they would get there a little bit early.


Or, if they were prepared. Or smart. Or not vegetables.
Monday morning I saw for the first time at Charlotte-Douglas the best security checkpoint idea ever... three lanes:

1.) Travelers who need assistance/Families
2.) Causal traveler
3.) Expert traveler

There weren't any guidelines for sorting, people just went where they felt comfortable. I took the expert lane, cause... duh. I loved it. From the start of the belt to the end took about 30-45 seconds. But, I travel with an x-ray compatible laptop bag so it doesn't require removal. And I never travel with liquids (except make-up, which they don't seem to care about... that or I don't look threatening.) and always wear flip flops or some other non complicated shoe.

The security lines sorted by non-tardedness is the best idea EVER.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:17 am

Rhiannon wrote:The security lines sorted by non-tardedness is the best idea EVER.


No kidding. Why don't all airports do that?!

I'd be in the expert line! I can't find my way from home to work without a GPS, a paper map and a cell phone, but hot damn, I mastered the airport process years ago. People who don't know what to do in airports are in serious danger of me having to... well not do anything because I'm a puss, but they do run a high risk of me huffing and cutting in front of them while giving them the greasy eyeball.

It never fails. I'm always surrounded by either first timers or by the people who haven't flown since Nixon was in office. There really needs to be a whole special wing of the airport for these people. A special line isn't good enough, because with having no concept of air travel in 2009, they're bound to wander into my line where they don't belong (and make me forget to re-bag my laptop).
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Re: OT: 1200 Laptops lost weekly at LAX, 12000 Nationally.

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:27 am

Yahoo wrote:1,200 laptops a week go missing at Los Angeles International Airport, and 12,000 laptops are lost or stolen nationally at airports every week. All told, that means that 624,000 laptops go missing in airports each year. You can talk about phishing scams and email viruses until you're blue in the face, but numbers like that put those digital computer crimes to shame.



I think I solved the laptop crimes... how'd these little criminals get by security anyway? :o :lol:

Associated Press wrote:"NEW YORK – A runway at New York City's Kennedy Airport was shut down Wednesday morning after 78 turtles emerged from the bay and crawled onto the tarmac.

The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey says grounds crews rounded up the wayward reptiles in about 35 minutes and deposited them back in the water, further from airport property.

The shutdown disrupted flight schedules, though, with delays climbing to nearly 1 1/2 hours. Pilots reported the first turtle sightings at around 8:30 a.m. The Port Authority identified the turtles as Diamondback Terrapins. They appeared to be about 8 inches long and weigh 2 to 3 pounds each.
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Postby Rick » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:29 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:The security lines sorted by non-tardedness is the best idea EVER.


No kidding. Why don't all airports do that?!

I'd be in the expert line! I can't find my way from home to work without a GPS, a paper map and a cell phone, but hot damn, I mastered the airport process years ago. People who don't know what to do in airports are in serious danger of me having to... well not do anything because I'm a puss, but they do run a high risk of me huffing and cutting in front of them while giving them the greasy eyeball.

It never fails. I'm always surrounded by either first timers or by the people who haven't flown since Nixon was in office. There really needs to be a whole special wing of the airport for these people. A special line isn't good enough, because with having no concept of air travel in 2009, they're bound to wander into my line where they don't belong (and make me forget to re-bag my laptop).


When they have those fire sales on airplane tickets, you get all sorts of people. There is a special group we like to call "The Clampets". First timers. They need to show up 2 hours before departure, because they have no clue what they're doing. I think it's a shame that air travel has to be so complicated and confusing.
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Re: OT: 1200 Laptops lost weekly at LAX, 12000 Nationally.

Postby Voyager » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:30 am

Rick wrote: 1200 Laptops lost weekly at LAX, 12000 Nationally.


There are obviously more stupid idiots out there than I had ever dreamed of.

Stupid, stupid people. No wonder the fucking unemployment rate is sky high.

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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:42 am

Rick wrote:When they have those fire sales on airplane tickets, you get all sorts of people. There is a special group we like to call "The Clampets". First timers. They need to show up 2 hours before departure, because they have no clue what they're doing. I think it's a shame that air travel has to be so complicated and confusing.


Before the Vegas trip last year, I had flown twice... and the last one of those times being in 1994. I was a total Clampett, you can ask Gayle. I showed up 2 hours early and was still freaking out about being late.

In the past year and a half I've flown numerous times, and now I'm lucky if I show up to the airport 30 minutes before boarding time. :lol:
I took the subway to O'Hare Saturday morning... flight left at 6:45a boarded at 6:15a, I checked in around 6:00, had a smoke, spaced out. Breezed through security, got a copy of the Trib, and still got to the gate at 6:13. People bitch about O'Hare all the time, but I love that place. Best airport I've ever dealt with. 8)
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Postby Jana » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:55 am

LLL wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Believe me, I'm going to forget my ta-tas before I'd forget to re-bag a laptop. My eye does NOT leave my items during the security process. I stand there and I viciously stare that x-ray machine down until I see my handbag, etc. come out the other end of it.


Oh those dandy x-ray machines. :oops: The first time I flew after 9/11 was when they still had armed national guard members at all the check points and gates. I was flying to LA, but would be transferring planes in Vegas. Well you know they have those slot machines right when you walk off the plane into the waiting area in Vegas. I figured I would come prepared and had three rolls of quarters with me and they were at the bottom of my purse. I have all my documentation out and am ready to board the plane heading out of Houston. I put my purse on the belt to have it whisked away to the x-ray machine. Next thing I knew lights were flashing, bells were ringing, the poor lady that was screening the items eyes were as big as golf balls and she was screaming at the top of her lungs "Three cylindrical metal objects! Three cylindrical metal objects!". A nanosecond later I was pinned up against the wall by a gun toting National Guardsman while they searched me, my purse and all my carry on luggage. If I hadn't been frightened enough at the thought of my first flight after 9/11, I was about to wet myself at this point. Eventually they cleared everything and I tried to explain the rolls of quarters to them, but they were not interested. Damn slot machines. :evil: :lol: :lol:


This could only happen to you. :lol:

By the way, were you, at least, pinned up against the wall by a gun-toting GORGEOUS, SEXY National Guardsman when he searched you? :wink:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:57 am

LLL wrote: If I hadn't been frightened enough at the thought of my first flight after 9/11, I was about to wet myself at this point. Eventually they cleared everything and I tried to explain the rolls of quarters to them, but they were not interested. Damn slot machines. :evil: :lol: :lol:


You'd think in LAS VEGAS of all places, they would be aware of people carrying something like that. :roll:

When I returned home after my dad's funeral, I was afraid I was going to have a problem at the airport because the funeral home had given us (my siblings and I) crucifixes (no, I don't know why...). For some reason I was convinced I was going to be searched more extensively and questioned once they found a 9" metal crucifix with a big ol' Jesus on it wrapped up in jeans and sweatshirts. :lol: As I gave over my bag to be checked I remember thinking "please don't pull that out in the middle of the airport... just put that bag on through and nevermind Big J, he's just along for the ride."
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