Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
I jumped up outta bed this morning, ran to my computer & said to myself, "Hey, today is StevePerryHair's birthday & I gotta give my shout out." I could never forget to say happy birthday to StevePerryHair. That would be inexcuseable. Why, I remember all those times we used to.....
..... oh screw it..... who am I fooling? I don't know who you are, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway. Hope it's a good one!