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Postby brandonx76 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:08 am

Seriously...what is going on with her
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Postby Arkansas » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:56 am

I think she looks fantastic! At least she's not all covered-up in needle tracks like that dead mf'r a few weeks ago.


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Postby KenTheDude » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:04 pm

Arkansas wrote:I think she looks fantastic! At least she's not all covered-up in needle tracks like that dead mf'r a few weeks ago.


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Try Lasik.
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Postby Peartree12249 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:20 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
JasonD wrote:YOWZA!!! She could probably beat me up.

I'm afraid now. :cry:


Jason, Richard Simmons could kick your ass! :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:


To quote Michigan Girl "LMAO" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SP Fan in Oregon » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:31 pm

Steroids leave you with that look. They take away all the body fat and leave only the muscle,
but also leave you disfigured like Madonna. Not unlike people who get carried away with plastic surgery,
some can get carried away with their bodies using Steroids. Not very lady like. I can't imagine a man
being attracted to that. :shock:
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Postby JasonD » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:33 pm

Peartree12249 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
JasonD wrote:YOWZA!!! She could probably beat me up.

I'm afraid now. :cry:


Jason, Richard Simmons could kick your ass! :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:


To quote Michigan Girl "LMAO" :lol: :lol: :lol:



And to think ..... I used to like you, Peartree. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:36 pm

Wow that is very weird.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:41 pm

Madonna is a complete workout freak. I remember seeing something, a video documentary of her going through a workout. She's pretty intense. That is some mad muscle right there, esp.for a woman. That's all natural. She isn't sick, she's actually in really good, tip top marine type shape. Looks terrible though, esp on a woman. I like some meat on my women. :twisted:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:42 pm

JasonD wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
JasonD wrote:YOWZA!!! She could probably beat me up.

I'm afraid now. :cry:


Jason, Richard Simmons could kick your ass! :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:


To quote Michigan Girl "LMAO" :lol: :lol: :lol:



And to think ..... I used to like you, Peartree. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:twisted: :twisted: :P :wink:
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Postby DavidC » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:52 pm

Um...............ew.
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:17 pm

She looks like she came out of a concentration camp!
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Postby Arkansas » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:20 pm

KenTheDude wrote:
Arkansas wrote:I think she looks fantastic! At least she's not all covered-up in needle tracks like that dead mf'r a few weeks ago.


later~


Try Lasik.


We can only hope we look half as good as she does, and 1000th as successful, when we're (almost) 51. :shock: I'm pretty sure she knows what she's doing.



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Postby texafana » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:36 pm

Combine the fact that she's getting older, has always been a bit skinny in the arms, increased muscle, descreased fat, and you get the old lady muscle arm look. At that age it's much better to just tone and keep a bit of fat around. Too many women look great in their 30's with this, but look like crap in their 40's and up when too much fat is gone. The eyes look sunken in, then the jaws, yuck... in this case Madonna's face is starting to show the signs of the sunken in look, but those arms...christ that looks fugly. I feel sorry for Julia Roberts, her facial looks are almost completely gone now due to sunken eyes/cheeks.
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Postby walkslikealady » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:42 pm

I saw I picture of Madonna's leg and thought it looked deformed...maybe it was from this show, too.

I'm now not as worried about my untoned, flabby arms 'cause I think that picture looks yikes!
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Postby SteveForever » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:26 am

She looks like she stinks....
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:32 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Guys I haven't ate yet....or even if I have ate.........Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! She looks awful! Her diet to stay thin is not giving her enough of the nutrients she needs, all the fat is gone and she is left with bone and muscle. If she ever gets sick she is in trouble. :shock:
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Postby Hippie » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:43 am

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ZOIKES!!!! :shock:

Is that pic REAL?!

It's like Stallone and Madonna stepped into Jeff Goldblum's telepod!
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Postby DrFU » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:54 am

Her ex's famous quote was that sex with her was like cuddling up to a piece of gristle, or something along those lines. The pressure on celebrities to be thin, to be in shape, to look young forever is intense, but ... yikes!
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Postby madsplash » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:00 am

Loved Madonna when she was rolling all over the ground in that wedding dress in 1984. She was great back then. Since then, she's become too influenced by dance music, hip-hop and rap(crap).

She used to be insanely hot and then she decided that she needed to weigh 99 pounds. Yuck.
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Postby JasonD » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:47 am

JMO.... but to me, this was Madonna at her prettiest:

Image Shame she feels she has to be so skinny. She's a little too thin in this pic as well, but ya gotta love her hair!! It's a nice change from the blond look. She could use another 20 pounds here, but then again, it's not like she's gonna be calling me any time soon so I guess she's fine the weight she is. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Andrew » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:07 pm

iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:15 pm

Andrew wrote:
iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!


Agreed, she looks nasty! :shock:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:16 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
Andrew wrote:
iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!


Agreed, she looks nasty! :shock:


I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:16 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
Andrew wrote:
iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!


Agreed, she looks nasty! :shock:


She looks like she's flipping you off! LOL! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:17 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Andrew wrote:
iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!


Agreed, she looks nasty! :shock:


I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


4 or 5 years ago I would have agreed with you. Now, I'd be afraid she'd bang ME?!!! :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:18 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Andrew wrote:
iLex wrote:Image


She looks like a) Alice Cooper b) A witch c) both. Grow up already grand-ma!


Agreed, she looks nasty! :shock:


I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


4 or 5 years ago I would have agreed with you. Now, I'd be afraid she'd bang ME?!!! :shock: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Andrew » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:31 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


Not much value in that mate - not when 277,544 people (and several small rodents) have gone before you.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:33 pm

Andrew wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


Not much value in that mate - not when 277,544 people (and several small rodents) have gone before you.


No kiddin, how was she?
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:35 pm

Andrew wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


Not much value in that mate - not when 277,544 people (and several small rodents) have gone before you.


Is a wombat a rodent?.............Squirrels are........I'm just saying..............O.K. I will just go sit in the corner.........(snicker)

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I loves ya Andrew really, :D :D :shock: :shock: :o :) :( :? :wink: :oops: :oops: :P
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Postby Ehwmatt » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:35 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I'd still bang her just to say I did... I mean it's Madonna.


Not much value in that mate - not when 277,544 people (and several small rodents) have gone before you.


Is a wombat a rodent?.............Squirrels are........I'm just saying..............O.K. I will just go sit in the corner.........(snicker)

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I loves ya Andrew really, :D :D :shock: :shock: :o :) :( :? :wink: :oops: :oops: :P


We were thinking the same thing it looks like :lol:
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