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Postby Vladan » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:53 am

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/07 ... horse.html

He's a repeat sex offender - who should be registered with the Humane Society.

A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a horse, while on probation for having sex with the same horse.

Rodell Vereen, 50, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly's shotgun-toting owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act.

"When they arrested him before I thought that was the end of it," said Barbara Kenley, who caught Vereen in the middle of his romp in the hay with her 21-year-old horse, Sugar.

Vereen was charged with buggery and tresspassing, and was held on $10,000 bail.

"Hopefully he won't get out," said Kenley, owner of the Lazy B Stables in Conway, S.C. "My goal is to get him away from me and my property."

Vereen was on probation for a buggery conviction stemming from a November 2007 assault on Sugar, a crime that prompted Kenley to wire her stables with surveillance cameras.

Kenley said cameras filmed Vereen having sex with her horse on July 19, but when she showed footage to the cops they told her they couldn't identify the suspect.

She suspected Vereen would not be able to stay away from her horse, so she was ready when he snuck into her barn Monday.

"I wanted to catch him firsthand," she said. "It was just a matter of time before I caught him."

When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.

"I told him he was full of crap," Kenley said. "He apologized and said he didn't mean to hurt me."

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Postby StevePerryHair » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:16 am

What happens only in America? Sex with animals? Or getting arrested for it? :P :lol: America doesn't house all the freaks in the world.
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Postby Vladan » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:34 am

StevePerryHair wrote:What happens only in America? Sex with animals? Or getting arrested for it? :P :lol: America doesn't house all the freaks in the world.


Getting arrested for it would be correct. Places like New Zealand, Australia and Tasmania it's all cool apparently, nobody really says anything...


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Postby RaisedOnRadio92 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:36 am

He just can't take neigh for an answer!
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Postby youkeepmewaiting » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:49 am

RaisedOnRadio92 wrote:He just can't take neigh for an answer!


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:03 am

NY Daily News wrote:When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.


Yeah... and he accidentally got his dick caught in the horse, right? :roll:

Disgusting pervert! :evil:
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Postby perryswoman » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:10 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
NY Daily News wrote:When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.


Yeah... and he accidentally got his dick caught in the horse, right? :roll:

Disgusting pervert! :evil:



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Postby SteveForever » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:10 am

Probably grew up doing that...sad someone probably made him do it the first time...
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:29 am

Would have been funnier if the horse would have kicked him then stomped his nether regions.......... :twisted:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:59 am

Vladan wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:What happens only in America? Sex with animals? Or getting arrested for it? :P :lol: America doesn't house all the freaks in the world.


Getting arrested for it would be correct. Places like New Zealand, Australia and Tasmania it's all cool apparently, nobody really says anything...


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Damned Americans and their moral high "horse" :lol: But then again the horse has feelings too. What if the horse wanted to say no but can't? Who can speak for that horse? The courts do, that's who :) In some countries he'd be put to death :shock:
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Postby swataz » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:47 am

Wasn't there a whole thread devoted to the South American rite of passage of fucking a donkey?
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Postby Carla777 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:31 am

swataz wrote:Wasn't there a whole thread devoted to the South American rite of passage of fucking a donkey?


:shock: where?
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Postby squirt1 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:53 pm

Beastiality was mentioned in the Bible. They had no clue about MENTAL !
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Postby JasonD » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:59 pm

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!

I like to kiss too much during sex to even consider doing something like that b/c I sure as hell wouldn't be kissing no horse. WRETCH!
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:41 pm

Well I guess now he will have to pony up for the lawyers........... :wink: :lol: :lol: :P :oops: :oops: Can't beleive I went there......... :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:57 pm

artist4perry wrote:Well I guess now he will have to pony up for the lawyers........... :wink: :lol: :lol: :P :oops: :oops: Can't beleive I went there......... :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :twisted:



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Postby SP Fan in Oregon » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:05 pm

I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OH, I swear to God this is a true story,
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:14 pm

SP Fan in Oregon wrote:I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OH, I swear to God this is a true story,


:shock: :shock: :shock: Where do they find these people? I mean, how messed up and hard up do you have to be? I mean BRAIN BLEACH NOW! BLECH, BLECH, BLECH, BLECH............ :wink: Double shivers, and willies up your spine.........Bleach! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby JasonD » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:30 pm

SP Fan in Oregon wrote:I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OH, I swear to God this is a true story,


That story is just plain GROSS on so many levels. First, the guy had sex with an animal which is just plain sickening right there but not only that ---- the animal was dead, which is beyond sickening. Then you have to factor in the part where he's the one who caused it to be dead, which right there should have conjured up remorse not arousal. ICK, ICK & TRIPLE ICK !!! I would never have sex with an animal, so that right there is beyond my scope of visualization. Still, I also can't imagine hitting a woman with a car, then discovering that she's dead & then thinking to myself, "Damn, she looks hot. I gotta get me some of that." Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Brain bleach, brain bleach ------- let me borrow the brain bleach now!!!!!
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Postby Vladan » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:19 am

JasonD wrote:
SP Fan in Oregon wrote:I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OH, I swear to God this is a true story,


That story is just plain GROSS on so many levels. First, the guy had sex with an animal which is just plain sickening right there but not only that ---- the animal was dead, which is beyond sickening. Then you have to factor in the part where he's the one who caused it to be dead, which right there should have conjured up remorse not arousal. ICK, ICK & TRIPLE ICK !!! I would never have sex with an animal, so that right there is beyond my scope of visualization. Still, I also can't imagine hitting a woman with a car, then discovering that she's dead & then thinking to myself, "Damn, she looks hot. I gotta get me some of that." Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Brain bleach, brain bleach ------- let me borrow the brain bleach now!!!!!


Whoaa, SP Fan in Oregon, that's very crazy indeed, ewwwwwwww, makes you wonder why? but also, we just simply cannot comprehend what goes in some sickos mind like that, so it's wow, just wow. But also you prosecuted the man as well, so you had to look at his face... what a sad case individual indeed, just sick.

In case people are wondering what an "Elk" was, because I was wondering what they looked like.

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Postby Saint John » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:43 am

I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.
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Postby Vladan » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:48 am

Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


LOL!.
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Postby JasonD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:02 am

Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.
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Postby Saint John » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:05 am

JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.


No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended. :)
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Postby JasonD » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:10 am

Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.


No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended. :)


To each his own, bro.
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Postby Saint John » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:18 am

JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.


No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended. :)


To each his own, bro.


Agreed, sir. 8)
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Postby Angel » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:20 am

Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.


No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended. :)


To each his own, bro.


Agreed, sir. 8)


Good, now you two kiss and make up....and take pics of it and post them in the adults only section.
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Postby Saint John » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:35 am

Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Saint John wrote:I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.


Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.


No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended. :)


To each his own, bro.


Agreed, sir. 8)


Good, now you two kiss and make up....and take pics of it and post them in the adults only section.


lol...he's gonna have to settle for a hand shake!
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Postby SP Fan in Oregon » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:43 am

Vladan wrote:
JasonD wrote:
SP Fan in Oregon wrote:I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OH, I swear to God this is a true story,


That story is just plain GROSS on so many levels. First, the guy had sex with an animal which is just plain sickening right there but not only that ---- the animal was dead, which is beyond sickening. Then you have to factor in the part where he's the one who caused it to be dead, which right there should have conjured up remorse not arousal. ICK, ICK & TRIPLE ICK !!! I would never have sex with an animal, so that right there is beyond my scope of visualization. Still, I also can't imagine hitting a woman with a car, then discovering that she's dead & then thinking to myself, "Damn, she looks hot. I gotta get me some of that." Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Brain bleach, brain bleach ------- let me borrow the brain bleach now!!!!!


Whoaa, SP Fan in Oregon, that's very crazy indeed, ewwwwwwww, makes you wonder why? but also, we just simply cannot comprehend what goes in some sickos mind like that, so it's wow, just wow. But also you prosecuted the man as well, so you had to look at his face... what a sad case individual indeed, just sick.

In case people are wondering what an "Elk" was, because I was wondering what they looked like.

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Your pic is of a BULL Elk, they don't have female parts. The guy was doin it with a female elk, no antlers..............
JASON, You are just too funny with the statement I bolded....


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Postby verslibre » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:51 am

Something else that happened in America. :lol:

(Warning: male nudity. And tasing. So if you don't like male nudity and/or tasing, don't watch the video!)

http://vimeo.com/4273363
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