OT - The Official OT Banter And BS Thread.

[stevew2]

Im sorry about that maybe this will cheer you up

[Angel]

Not helping but thanks for the effort.

[JasonD]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

[Angel]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

I've learned wwwaaayyyy more about you than I ever thought I needed to know today, Jason.

[artist4perry]

Is it just me, or is the SP forum just a little creepy? Hey I love me some of that SP singing, and I can't wait for him to release his new album, but it's just a little too loony. I'm trying to keep an open mind. I guess I'll give it more time.

It's not you. It is a little creepy.

Hmmm. Maybe the Church of St Perry needs to get involved. To the BishMobile!!!!!

Amen to that sister!!!

Prepare to don your Beak...

They just get a little excited. I bet they would have trouble saying anything if he walked into a room! LOL! People are always more brave on a computer than in real life. The Bishmobile? fill me in woman!

[ScarabGator]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

[artist4perry]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

RD in a great description of a girl he knew in college.......biblically............ RD telling me off for saying mushy stuff about my husband.............. same old, same old............... We need some news. Is Journey ever going to go back to the studio?

[Arianddu]

The Bishmobile? fill me in woman!

The Bishmobile (hmm, I'll have to come up with a pic for it now) = the vehicle to leap into in my role as the Bishop of the Church of St Perry (or if you prefer, the Total Bi(t)sh) to go forth and smite unbelievers of the One True Voice... well, actually to use sarcasm, humour and self-mockery to bring back a little balance to the slushy worst of the Perry adoration and loonacy. Unfortunately, I didn't have time yesterday, and probably won't today either. The Bishmobile is obviously in for repairs.

[Peartree12249]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

The real question is does Lady GaGa have a hooha? Maybe s/he's really just a tranny just pretending to be a woman, and she came up with the hermaphrodite story to cover the fact that someone saw her/his weiner. If she really was born with both, don't most people have the extra equipment removed? Or maybe that great British National Health System doesn't pay for that sort of thing?

[stevew2]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

[Peartree12249]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

[stevew2]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

[Peartree12249]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

I see you got your pics working again.

[JasonD]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

The real question is does Lady GaGa have a hooha? Maybe s/he's really just a tranny just pretending to be a woman, and she came up with the hermaphrodite story to cover the fact that someone saw her/his weiner. If she really was born with both, don't most people have the extra equipment removed? Or maybe that great British National Health System doesn't pay for that sort of thing?

Here's a little hermaphrodite gem for you, Peartree. You know that "I'm a MAC. I'm a PC" commercial? Well, the "MAC" actor was born a hermaphrodite. No lie. Now you will never look at that commerical the same way, will ya?

[JasonD]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

[stevew2]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

So you are a plugger, a gobbler, for guys,,and dont want to be plugged ,do you like to taste the honey of a women? or is that discusting?

[JasonD]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

So you are a plugger, a gobbler, for guys,,and dont want to be plugged ,do you like to taste the honey of a women? or is that discusting?

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

[stevew2]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

So you are a plugger, a gobbler, for guys,,and dont want to be plugged ,do you like to taste the honey of a women? or is that discusting?

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

[Peartree12249]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

The real question is does Lady GaGa have a hooha? Maybe s/he's really just a tranny just pretending to be a woman, and she came up with the hermaphrodite story to cover the fact that someone saw her/his weiner. If she really was born with both, don't most people have the extra equipment removed? Or maybe that great British National Health System doesn't pay for that sort of thing?

Here's a little hermaphrodite gem for you, Peartree. You know that "I'm a MAC. I'm a PC" commercial? Well, the "MAC" actor was born a hermaphrodite. No lie. Now you will never look at that commerical the same way, will ya?

Doesn't make any difference to me.

In the old days when children were born with both sex organs doctors recommend that they be operated on immediately and the male organs removed the child was raised as a female. Unfortunately, the child was never given an opportunity to decide which sex it identified with, so there were lots of little boys being raised as girls and by the time they were old enough to realize they were male, it was too late because their sex organs had already been removed. Very sad. Now days they leave both until the child is able to decide for themselves if they wish to live as a male or female.

[stevew2]

so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

The real question is does Lady GaGa have a hooha? Maybe s/he's really just a tranny just pretending to be a woman, and she came up with the hermaphrodite story to cover the fact that someone saw her/his weiner. If she really was born with both, don't most people have the extra equipment removed? Or maybe that great British National Health System doesn't pay for that sort of thing?

Here's a little hermaphrodite gem for you, Peartree. You know that "I'm a MAC. I'm a PC" commercial? Well, the "MAC" actor was born a hermaphrodite. No lie. Now you will never look at that commerical the same way, will ya?

Doesn't make any difference to me.

In the old days when children were born with both sex organs doctors recommend that they be operated on immediately and the male organs removed the child was raised as a female. Unfortunately, the child was never given an opportunity to decide which sex it identified with, so there were lots of little boys being raised as girls and by the time they were old enough to realize they were male, it was too late because their sex organs had already been removed. Very sad. Now days they leave both until the child is able to decide for themselves if they wish to live as a male or female.

i just want some real pussy

[Chubby321]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

So you are a plugger, a gobbler, for guys,,and dont want to be plugged ,do you like to taste the honey of a women? or is that discusting?

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Anything wrong with that?

[stevew2]

i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?

Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.

then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?

So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

So you are a plugger, a gobbler, for guys,,and dont want to be plugged ,do you like to taste the honey of a women? or is that discusting?

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Anything wrong with that?

No , selfish bastard

[JasonD]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

[Chubby321]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

[JasonD]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

[Chubby321]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

[JasonD]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

Anywhere you like, love.

[Chubby321]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

Anywhere you like, love.

You are too young I like mine matured and well built.

But I can be our friend.

[stevew2]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

Anywhere you like, love.

You are too young I like mine matured and well built.

But I can be our friend.

He can hold your nuts softly

[Don]

I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.

So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

Anywhere you like, love.

You are too young I like mine matured and well built.

But I can be our friend.

He can hold your nuts softly

Have a drink, fucker.