OT - The Official OT Banter And BS Thread.

by **stevew2** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:09 pm

Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Chubby321 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Chubby321 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Chubby321 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
JasonD wrote:I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.
Stevew2 wrote:So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

Poor baby.

Hold me, Chubby.

Where?

Anywhere you like, love.

You are too young I like mine matured and well built.

But I can be our friend.
He can hold your nuts softly

Have a drink, fucker.

i just did GB

by **JasonD** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:19 pm

JasonD wrote:I sleep alone most nights.

Chubby321 wrote:Poor baby.

JasonD wrote:Hold me, Chubby.

Chubby321 wrote:Where?

JasonD wrote:Anywhere you like, love.

Chubby321 wrote::oops:
You are too young I like mine matured and well built.
But I can be our friend.

OUCH!!! Why the arrow through the heart there, Chubby?

I am mature & ... um.... (sort of) well built. I have other talents as well. I can do a handstand. I can push my thumbs back until they touch my wrist. I can bend over backwards & walk like a crab. I can roll my abdomen as well as my tongue. I can ..... To Be Continued..... :wink:

by **Don** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:21 pm

JasonD wrote:
JasonD wrote:I sleep alone most nights.

Chubby321 wrote:Poor baby.

JasonD wrote:Hold me, Chubby.

Chubby321 wrote:Where?

JasonD wrote:Anywhere you like, love.

Chubby321 wrote::oops:
You are too young I like mine matured and well built.
But I can be our friend.

OUCH!!! Why the arrow through the heart there, Chubby?

I am mature & ... um.... (sort of) well built. I have other talents as well. I can do a handstand. I can push my thumbs back until they touch my wrist. I can bend over backwards & walk like a crab. I can roll my abdomen as well as my tongue. I can ..... To Be Continued.....

= missionary position

by **stevew2** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:30 pm

JasonD wrote:
JasonD wrote:I sleep alone most nights.

Chubby321 wrote:Poor baby.

JasonD wrote:Hold me, Chubby.

Chubby321 wrote:Where?

JasonD wrote:Anywhere you like, love.

Chubby321 wrote::oops:
You are too young I like mine matured and well built.
But I can be our friend.

OUCH!!! Why the arrow through the heart there, Chubby?

I am mature & ... um.... (sort of) well built. I have other talents as well. I can do a handstand. I can push my thumbs back until they touch my wrist. I can bend over backwards & walk like a crab. I can roll my abdomen as well as my tongue. I can ..... To Be Continued.....

Can you you take a 12 incher in your poop shoot?. i dont think so

by **JasonD** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:31 pm

Chubby321 wrote::oops:
You are too young I like mine matured and well built.
But I can be our friend.

JasonD wrote:OUCH!!! Why the arrow through the heart there, Chubby?
I am mature & ... um.... (sort of) well built. I have other talents as well. I can do a handstand. I can push my thumbs back until they touch my wrist. I can bend over backwards & walk like a crab. I can roll my abdomen as well as my tongue. I can ..... To Be Continued.....

Gunbot wrote:= missionary position

You're no fun, Gunny.

by **Babyblue** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:47 pm

JasonD wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:
stevew2 wrote: i got some this week, i think jason just got a lap dance,that might hurt if you re gay [he is]

You sure seem facinated with Jason's sex life Steve. Maybe you're thinking of taking a walk on the wild side yourself. Hmmm?
Im straight and an anal virgin,he knows that

Me too.
then what the hell do you do? take it in the nose?

Steve, does he have to draw you a picture?
So that means he likes to plug, but wont allow to be plugged? that is selfish . Thats like a 69 with only the 6 .he needs some help

You didn't notice my little wink.

I was giving you a segue to say all kinds of things, but it flew right over your head, Steve. Truthfully, I've done everything. I think in your world you guys call 'em "pitcher" & "catcher." I know..... I know...... TMI, but this is the banter thread soz I can sayz whatz I wantz.

by **Angel** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:17 am

ScarabGator wrote:so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

Jason's ass...

by **JasonD** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:00 am

Angel wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

Jason's ass...

I love you too, Angel. Here's that flower I promised:

by **Angel** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:07 am

JasonD wrote:
Angel wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

Jason's ass...

I love you too, Angel. Here's that flower I promised:

Ah, thank you babe.....love you too sweetie! :wink:

by **Babyblue** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:41 am

JasonD wrote:
Angel wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:so...besides Lady GaGa having a weiner and such whats on the dockett????

Jason's ass...

I love you too, Angel. Here's that flower I promised:

J you are a kiss up :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:59 am

Jason, seems your getting a lot of lady attention on this thread today! :lol:

How are you?

by **stevew2** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:52 pm

artist4perry wrote:Jason, seems your getting a lot of lady attention on this thread today!

How are you?

airtight

by **artist4perry** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:11 pm

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Jason, seems your getting a lot of lady attention on this thread today!

How are you?
airtight

by **Babyblue** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:44 pm

artist4perry wrote:Jason, seems your getting a lot of lady attention on this thread today!

How are you?

That he is and he is not around to see it. :lol:

by **Babyblue** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:44 pm

So no one wants to bitch any more????????????????????? :lol:

by **JasonD** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:06 pm

Babyblue wrote:So no one wants to bitch any more?????????????????????

Sure they do, hon. You just gotta know how to whet their appetites. Here, I'll help ya with some (fake) news reports.

THIS JUST IN:

1. Vagina Monster Spotted At JTTC Fund Raiser Wearing Woman’s Shoes.
2. Obama declares, “George Bush was a wickedly awesome president.”
3. Jon Cain wins award as the best keyboard player in the whole wide world!
4. Neil Diamond set to replace Arnel Pineda as Journey’s new lead singer.
5. Dave Matthews Band rumored to receives record 10 Grammy Awards.
6. Texting while driving now encouraged in 48 states.
7. Brett Farve returns as QB to Green Bay Packers.
8. Andrew signs full-disclosure book deal with all past & present Journey members. :wink:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:25 pm

Jason, if you slap someone... is it considered a "Bitch" slap? :shock:

by **Peartree12249** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:57 pm

JasonD wrote:
Babyblue wrote:So no one wants to bitch any more?????????????????????

Sure they do, hon. You just gotta know how to whet their appetites. Here, I'll help ya with some (fake) news reports.

THIS JUST IN:

1. Vagina Monster Spotted At JTTC Fund Raiser Wearing Woman’s Shoes.
2. Obama declares, “George Bush was a wickedly awesome president.”
3. Jon Cain wins award as the best keyboard player in the whole wide world!
4. Neil Diamond set to replace Arnel Pineda as Journey’s new lead singer.
5. Dave Matthews Band rumored to receives record 10 Grammy Awards.
6. Texting while driving now encouraged in 48 states.
7. Brett Farve returns as QB to Green Bay Packers.
8. Andrew signs full-disclosure book deal with all past & present Journey members.

Thanks for the laugh this morning Jason.

by **Babyblue** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:52 am

JasonD wrote:
JasonD wrote:I love honey. Lots & lots of honey.
Stevew2 wrote:So you like oral shit ?

Hell yes!!! I told you I like everything. Involving humans, that is. Don't get any freaky animal ideas. You know, Steve, you're torturing me with all this sex talk. Not all of us have someone available to us at a moments notice. I sleep alone most nights.

J i bet you could have anyone you wanted :wink:

Just give them that sexy smile and eyes :wink:

by **Babyblue** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:59 am

JasonD wrote:
Babyblue wrote:So no one wants to bitch any more?????????????????????

Sure they do, hon. You just gotta know how to whet their appetites. Here, I'll help ya with some (fake) news reports.

THIS JUST IN:

1. Vagina Monster Spotted At JTTC Fund Raiser Wearing Woman’s Shoes.
2. Obama declares, “George Bush was a wickedly awesome president.”
3. Jon Cain wins award as the best keyboard player in the whole wide world!
4. Neil Diamond set to replace Arnel Pineda as Journey’s new lead singer.
5. Dave Matthews Band rumored to receives record 10 Grammy Awards.
6. Texting while driving now encouraged in 48 states.
7. Brett Farve returns as QB to Green Bay Packers.
8. Andrew signs full-disclosure book deal with all past & present Journey members.

Thanks hon i really needed that laugh tonight :lol:

by **ScarabGator** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:59 am

Tim Tebow would detroy us all.

by **Babyblue** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:12 am

ScarabGator wrote:Tim Tebow would detroy us all.

Ibet Stevew2 or Jason, could take him on. :wink:

by **Arianddu** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:18 am

This got me giggling - a Total Eclipse of the Heart flow chart

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/18/total-eclipse-of-the-hear_n_262091.html

Now I need a power-point version of 'Anyway You Want It'

by **stevew2** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:05 am

Babyblue wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Tim Tebow would detroy us all.

Ibet Stevew2 or Jason, could take him on.

Id just grap a hatchet,then cut of jason s nuts when im done

by **JasonD** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:49 am

stevew2 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Tim Tebow would detroy us all.

Ibet Stevew2 or Jason, could take him on.
Id just grap a hatchet,then cut of jason s nuts when im done

Why you always talking about my junk?

by **Arianddu** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:51 am

JasonD wrote:Why you always talking about my junk?

Stevie-Woo's a gland junkie, didn't you know?

by **Peartree12249** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:53 am

stevew2 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Tim Tebow would detroy us all.

Ibet Stevew2 or Jason, could take him on.
Id just grap a hatchet,then cut of jason s nuts when im done

Is that supposed to be funny? :roll:

by **Angel** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:54 am

JasonD wrote:Why you always talking about my junk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY

by **JasonD** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:59 am

Angel wrote:
JasonD wrote:Why you always talking about my junk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY

Here's my rebuttal. Crank the volume:

(Babyblue will recognize this one.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0292ZQgmxqI

by **Peartree12249** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:28 am

I figured I'd give this a bump, before Andrew shuts down the MR Quiz thread.

MR

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