Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and
open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot , relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge..
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran....
ruled by nuts. 
OVER WHAT HILL?? I DIDN'T SEE ANY HILL !!!!
Meh; you know what I mean...