Vaginal Monster...OT!!!

[strangegrey]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

[Rick]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

[Babyblue]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

[artist4perry]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

[stevew2]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

[artist4perry]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

[stevew2]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

Ooo not a good way to go

[artist4perry]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

Ooo not a good way to go

No, but I think it would make justice for a person who would rape another species................

[Babyblue]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

Ooo not a good way to go

So you don't want any part of it then??????????????????????

[artist4perry]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

Ooo not a good way to go

No, but I think it would make justice for a person who would rape another species................

Aw, come on SteveW............try it once............what can happen?

[Babyblue]

You know, I wasn't at all surprised that the guys trying to shove sticks into the crack of this thing, were Japanese.

Sexually speaking, I've seen the most seriously, fucked up, repugnant crap ever to grace human decency....come out of Japan. Those fuckers are strange.


I was shocked one of those guys didn't whip it out and start plowing away at the poor sea urchin.....

I thought the samething myself.

My guess from the bright coloration, this thing is probably highly poisonous or stings. That would be a nice way to teach someone not to do disgusting things with an innocent creature.........................

that or it would swallow the wanker up

Acidic..................melts anything inserted..............slowly, and painfully........................

Ooo not a good way to go

No, but I think it would make justice for a person who would rape another species................

Aw, come on SteveW............try it once............what can happen?

Come on Stevew2 tell us what you would do?

[Babyblue]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

[G.I.Jim]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

They'd tag-team that thing in a minute and make it airtight!!!

[Rick]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

They'd tag-team that thing in a minute and make it airtight!!!

[JasonD]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

[Arianddu]

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

Do lots of steam inhalations, it'll help I promise!

[artist4perry]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

Get well Jason. If it gets real bad go see a doc. I know you don't like them, but you might have an ear infection and the pain is only going to get worse. Hang in there!

[Babyblue]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

Get well Jason. If it gets real bad go see a doc. I know you don't like them, but you might have an ear infection and the pain is only going to get worse. Hang in there!

Jason , she is right it could very well be an ear infection.Go see the Dr tomorrow and get meds for it.Please get better we need you here sweetie.

[JasonD]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

Get well Jason. If it gets real bad go see a doc. I know you don't like them, but you might have an ear infection and the pain is only going to get worse. Hang in there!

Jason , she is right it could very well be an ear infection.Go see the Dr tomorrow and get meds for it.Please get better we need you here sweetie.

Thanks to all of you. I appreciate your kind words. I don't want to go to the doctor, but I guess I hafta go. I tried all the home remedies I found through my Google searches: heating pad, mineral oil, hydrogen peroxide, cotton balls..... yadda, yadda, yadda. Nothing's working. I want my Boo Boo bear.

[KDOUBLEU]

Where are Jason & Stevew with there input on this?

I guess they had a wild weekend but NOT together.

Nah, I don't know about Steve's weekend, but mine is anything but wild. I'm spending it in bed & not for fun. It's just me & my heating pad. I woke up yesterday morning & I can't hear out of my left ear. It didn't hurt yesterday, but it does today. My mom brought me some soup b/c she thinks soup cures everything. It didn't work so now she thinks I have a brain tumor & she's not letting up till I agree to see doctor which I don't want to do b/c I'm a big cry baby & I don't like shots.

Sorry I can't joke about the vagina monster. Steve will just have to carry my load & joke around double-duty whenever he's finished having sex or whatever he's been doing that's made him so invisible lately. I'm not in the mood to make a funny.

Get well Jason. If it gets real bad go see a doc. I know you don't like them, but you might have an ear infection and the pain is only going to get worse. Hang in there!

Jason , she is right it could very well be an ear infection.Go see the Dr tomorrow and get meds for it.Please get better we need you here sweetie.

Thanks to all of you. I appreciate your kind words. I don't want to go to the doctor, but I guess I hafta go. I tried all the home remedies I found through my Google searches: heating pad, mineral oil, hydrogen peroxide, cotton balls..... yadda, yadda, yadda. Nothing's working. I want my Boo Boo bear.

It probably just needs to get washed out My ear plugs up once in awhile they just flush it out it doesnt hurt at all in fact it feels kind of good. You'll be good to go in no time. No worries.

[Angel]

Thanks to all of you. I appreciate your kind words. I don't want to go to the doctor, but I guess I hafta go. I tried all the home remedies I found through my Google searches: heating pad, mineral oil, hydrogen peroxide, cotton balls..... yadda, yadda, yadda. Nothing's working. I want my Boo Boo bear.

You'll be OK sweetie....they'll just look in your ear and give you a prescription...I betcha a bazillion dollars you don't have to have a shot so put your big boy panties on and go see the doc! (or better yet, a nurse practitioner. )

[JasonD]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

[KDOUBLEU]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I could try to fill in for him if you like. But, I dont think I have the knack for it.

[JasonD]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I could try to fill in for him if you like. But, I dont think I have the knack for it.

Nah, that's okay. They broke the mold when they made Steve.

[KDOUBLEU]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I could try to fill in for him if you like. But, I dont think I have the knack for it.

Nah, that's okay. They broke the mold when they made Steve.

You too Jason youre as funny as he is crude... Thats supposed to be a compliment..

[JasonD]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I could try to fill in for him if you like. But, I dont think I have the knack for it.

Nah, that's okay. They broke the mold when they made Steve.

You too Jason youre as funny as he is crude... Thats supposed to be a compliment..

Thanks. You're not so bad yourself. I kind of see you as the straight man in the MR comedic sketches, although you do toss out a couple zingers here & there.
I'm going off to bed now. It's getting a little cumbersome holding this heating pad against my head while I try to type. Talk to ya later. Good night.

[Babyblue]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

It is strange without Steve here. Steve give it up and get your sorry ass back in here.

[Babyblue]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I could try to fill in for him if you like. But, I dont think I have the knack for it.

Nah, that's okay. They broke the mold when they made Steve.

Boy did they ever.

[stevew2]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I was just going to post that. Keep cotton and any other kinds of balls out your ear, thats what got you in trouble. And im not "carrying "your load . i do hope you get better. I went down the ocean a few days, drank some wine ,rode some waves, and got some [not dick Jason} I think you spend to much time in the fuckin pool with no drawers on

[Babyblue]

All of you guys have been so good to me with your words of encouragement & well wishes. Now, if Stevew2 was here, this is what he'd be saying:

Earache, huh? Well, that's what you get for letting some dude stick his "thing" in your ear.

(God, I miss him....... Sort of.)

I was just going to post that. Keep cotton and any other kinds of balls out your ear, thats what got you in trouble. And im not "carrying "your load . i do hope you get better. I went down the ocean a few days, drank some wine ,rode some waves, and got some [not dick Jason} I think you spend to much time in the fuckin pool with no drawers on

Well it's good to know that Stevew is alive and well.