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OT: The Benefits of Margaritas

Postby TRAGChick » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:19 am

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it..

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

:arrow: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
:arrow: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
:arrow: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
:arrow: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Thank you.

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Postby ebake02 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:13 am

Sounds like the perfect medicine for me. Maybe this solve this ailment of me still being single. I've always been shy around women. Not sure how to break the ice.
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:19 am

ebake02 wrote:Sounds like the perfect medicine for me. Maybe this solve this ailment of me still being single. I've always been shy around women. Not sure how to break the ice.


Hint- don't use an ice pick ;) :lol:
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Postby ebake02 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:25 am

Arianddu wrote:
ebake02 wrote:Sounds like the perfect medicine for me. Maybe this solve this ailment of me still being single. I've always been shy around women. Not sure how to break the ice.


Hint- don't use an ice pick ;) :lol:


I'll have to keep that in mind. :D
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Re: OT: The Benefits of Margaritas

Postby Carla777 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:26 am

TRAGChick wrote:Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it..

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke


I identify so much with this one :lol: some funny and silly memories about it :oops:
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Re: OT: The Benefits of Margaritas

Postby StoneCold » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:38 am

Carla777 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:- And a desire to sing Karaoke


I identify so much with this one :lol: some funny and silly memories about it :oops:


So what are the drinks you guys are toasting us in the av?
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Re: OT: The Benefits of Margaritas

Postby Carla777 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:43 am

StoneCold wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:- And a desire to sing Karaoke


I identify so much with this one :lol: some funny and silly memories about it :oops:


So what are the drinks you guys are toasting us in the av?


Cuba-Libre, ron with coke :) ...no margarita for us that night & no karaoke either (Thank God! :lol: )
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Re: OT: The Benefits of Margaritas

Postby Rick » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:53 am

Carla777 wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:- And a desire to sing Karaoke


I identify so much with this one :lol: some funny and silly memories about it :oops:


So what are the drinks you guys are toasting us in the av?


Cuba-Libre, ron with coke :) ...no margarita for us that night & no karaoke either (Thank God! :lol: )


Rum & Coke is my favorite liquor drink. I can get seriously injured with that. :lol:
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