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No Andrew, I think you should read THIS first!

Postby *Laura » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:44 am

Sorry, Behshad. :lol: :lol:



Event: The Annual "Save the Peartrees" Gathering
Location: Downstairs
Cast of Characters: MR members


A hot Summer day. A room full of noisy Loons, Spoons, Goons and guns.
Cases of beer everywhere. Cookies. A couple of expired donuts and a large taco. Whine. Some cheese with that whine, of course.


Les jeux son faits. Rien ne va plus.



Rockindeano (eyeing the taco): Listen up bitches!!
(No one pays attention)
Rockindeano (standing up and shouting): I said LISTEN UP BITCHES!!!!
(The crowd is silenced with one exception)
SP Fan From Oregon: Objection, your honor.
Rockindeano( annoyed): STFU. (then turns to face the crowd and speaks in a pleasant voice): All you weirdos need to understand that this gathering is goddamned retarded. Fuck all to holy hell. You lot need to run into knives.
SPFIO: Objection dammit! You don’t have permission to use the term “You lot”! I call the Wombat to the stand!
Bluejeangirl: Twit.
SPFIO: How dare you?
BJG: I said Twit. You want to buy another vowel?
Rockindeano: Yeah, and Bruce slid into the camera intentionally.
Steveo777: My respect just went up 10x.
JasonD: Please. Everyone knows Neal Schon is the sexy one.
Stevew: I tink a taw a putty-
JasonD: Oh, you are sssssso obsessed.
Stevew: But...but... I tink I taw a putty-
JasonD: Shut up before they throw you out!! You want to stay outside?
Stevew (grinning and drooling): I wnat to stay innside you.
Rockindeano: Oh for fuck’s sake. Can we have a gathering without bringing up the shitpipe?? This is the Vagcastle dammit!
Blueskies: Do you have Perry’s autograph?
Yak: I have fresh sandalwood soap. 3.99 a piece. 5.99 with batteries included.
Rockindeano: Hey buddy, does it have a hole in it?
Yak: Anything for you, Rock.
Artist4perry: I want to talk about the man’s talent.
Rockindeano: I want to see you all with your legs up high while he’s singing Lay it Down a capella.
HOTS: Perv.
Rockindeano: HOTS?? What the fuck is she doing in here!?? Yak!!!!!!!! You and your fucking sandalwood soap!! They sniff it man, they sniff it!!
*Laura: Anyone from *cough-Susie-cough* St. Louis in here?
Rockindeano: Okay everyone! I want to check your IPs. All of you who have DD numbers will be boned. I mean BANNED. Goddamn Stevew and his spelling disease.
Blueskies: DO you or do you NOT know Perry personally???
Rockindeano: I love to sew. I made a quilt. Want some proteins?
Blueskies: Bullshit.
Behshad: Come on! You have more hair under your armpit than the dude in my avatar! Sorry, your highnesss.
RedJoepa13: I posted a picture! I posted a picture! Jpeg! Jpeg!
Blueskies: Ass.
Arianddu: Last week I loved you.
Rockindeano (chugging 3 beers, loud burp): Bitches! Who would like to run their meaty digits through –
SPFIO: OBJECTION!!
Rockindeano: Did Jerry dump all of you in here?? ( he pauses and takes a deep breath) Speaking of which, I need to take one right now. Damn taco. Damn you Stevew! Damn it all to hell!!


In a corner, dressed as a Ninja, T-Bone is dialing 1-800-WOMBAT.
From an old dusty mono radio The Party's Over plays.


Tragchick (yelling): OMG! They are playing Perry on the radio! And I'm on Perry Street!! Cheers! \~/
Rockindeano (while the curtain falls): Oh STFU already.



~THE END~



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Postby portland » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:46 am

Damn Laura I did not get a speaking part? Oh well maybe next time :wink:
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Postby *Laura » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:49 am

portland wrote:Damn Laura I did not get a speaking part?

Don't you like to just watch? ;) lol
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Postby portland » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:52 am

*Laura wrote:
portland wrote:Damn Laura I did not get a speaking part?

Don't you like to just watch? ;) lol




Yeah watching is good I seem to stay off the bat's radar that way :wink:
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Postby SP Fan in Oregon » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:56 am

*Laura wrote:
portland wrote:Damn Laura I did not get a speaking part?

Don't you like to just watch? ;) lol



OBJECTION!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Laura, that was great.................. lots of work, but still really fun. :wink:
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Postby *Laura » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:03 am

SP Fan in Oregon wrote:
OBJECTION!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Laura, that was great.................. lots of work, but still really fun. :wink:

Not much work, but bolding each name was a pain in the butt. haha...The rest was just fast typing from memory.;)
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Re: No Andrew, I think you should read THIS first!

Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:39 am

*Laura wrote: RedJoepa13: I posted a picture! I posted a picture! Jpeg! Jpeg!


This event slipped under the radar and has gone severely underreported.
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"Let's reform this thing.Let's go out and get some guys who want to work and go do it"--Neal Schon February, 2001
"I looked at Neal, and I just saw a guy who really wants his band back"-JCain 2/01
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Postby JasonD » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:44 am

Thanks, *Laura, you stone cold foxerina with the nice rack. I am LMAO. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. You got me dead on!!!

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Postby Laydee » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:32 am

Laura, that was the most entertaining thing I have read all day. Thanks for the post! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:52 am

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Now THAT was FUNNY!! Well done, Laura! :lol: but it looks like, from this and from Dave telling me so yesterday....
..... I need to expand my cuss word repertoire. :shock: :oops: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Anastasia Beaverhausen » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:05 am

Laura, that was HILARIOUS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:26 am

Oh...I should mention...Behshad is actually getting his wish... for a while, anyway.. :lol:
I'm going on vacation tomorrow morning and I ain't taking none of you with me!
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:lol: take care and be good, y'all ! :wink: 8)
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:17 pm

Laura that was a good laugh after a long hard day at work! LOL! Must have took you a while.......Author! Author! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Sarah » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:25 pm

Meanwhile Sarah sits in the balcony:
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Postby annie89509 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:48 pm

Haha .... that was hilarious ... I know there's a reason I still visiting MR.
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Postby journeyrock » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:35 am

OMG!!! Laura, you made my day. I needed a good laugh and a synopsis of yesterday on MR. Puts everything in perspective, doesn't it? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Deb » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:35 am

Good stuff Laura! That was hilarious! :lol:
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Postby yak » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:52 pm

:lol: Funny stuff, Laura, but the sandalwood soap is more expensive than $3.99.. Maybe not the one "they" use though. Any old cheap bar will do. :wink:
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