Maybe he just got tired of all the tattletales PM-ing him every two seconds over every little asinine thing they don't want to read about, or every friggin little thing they disagree with as opposed to them moving on to something more suitable to their taste. I'm guessing this isn't too far off from what Andrew faces when he wakes up everyday:
"ANDREW---------
"Somebody said a cuss word."
"Somebody called me a jerk."
"Somebody posted a picture of a booby."
"Somebody mentioned 'Journey' in the 'Perry' forum."
"Somebody said I don't know what I'm talking about."
"Somebody made fun of the state I live in."
"Somebody was being a big meany to me."
"Somebody said something bad about someone else."
"Somebody tried to intimidate me."
"Somebody gave me a dirty look."
"Somebody said my opinion doesn't count."
"Somebody keeps derailing my thread."
"Somebody keeps trying to re-rail the thread I keep derailing."
"Somebody keeps copying my pictures."
"Somebody won't let me copy their pictures."
"Somebody flirted with me."
"Somebody didn't flirt with me."
“Somebody didn’t put the toilet seat down.”
“Somebody didn’t leave the toilet seat up.”
"Somebody said their dad is bigger than my dad."
"Somebody mentioned 'booger' while I was eating dinner."
"Somebody made me cry."
"Somebody said they worship Perry more than I do."
"Somebody farted."
“Somebody doesn’t like the song ‘Open Arms.”
“Somebody peed in a cup at a concert.”
"Somebody talked about sex."
"Somebody said Neal really meant it when he said 'Fuck You.'"
"Somebody stuck their tongue out at me in an emoticon."
"Somebody made fun of my avatar."
"Somebody said they can hold their breath longer than I can."
"Somebody called me a 'fuckstick.'"
"Somebody said their beer taste better than my beer."
"Somebody likes Arnel's voice better than Steve’s."
"Somebody said their God can beat up my God."
"Somebody said they're rubber & I'm glue & everything I say bounces off of them & sticks back onto me ----------
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!"