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Proof girls are evil...via MATH!

Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:08 am

Can't argue with math...

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Postby ChildInTime » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:10 am

Oh wow... :roll:

It was funny, though, I will admit. :wink: There are a few more of these somewhere, like, there's one where the paper says "Locate "x" ", like an algebra thing, and the person circles the "x" on the paper and says "There it is" or something like that. I wanna try that the next time I have a math test.... :lol:
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Re: Proof girls are evil...via MATH!

Postby YoungJRNY » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:11 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:Can't argue with math...

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I re-did the calculations and that's seems about right. :lol:
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Re: Proof girls are evil...via MATH!

Postby artist4perry » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:45 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:Can't argue with math...

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Face it sugar, we are necesary evil.......unless you don't like girls. :wink: :D
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:47 am

I think somewhere in the Bible, the Apostle Paul says if you can avoid women at all, do so.
I think he was onto something.


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Postby artist4perry » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:54 am

Arkansas wrote:I think somewhere in the Bible, the Apostle Paul says if you can avoid women at all, do so.
I think he was onto something.


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That was because women and children were being killed in front of men because they believed in Christ. To get them to deny their faith. :wink:

Nice try Ark. The bible does say that man was best not left alone, he needed a help meet. So in other words God watched man and said this thing needs Help! :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:00 pm

The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication

Girls = Time + Money

"Time = Money"

Girls = 2Money

"Money is the root of all evil"

Girls = 2(root of evil)

So girls are only twice the square root of evil. That's not a lot of evil.


Most women will agree, however, that

Men=Clueless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ChildInTime » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:03 pm

Arkansas wrote:I think somewhere in the Bible, the Apostle Paul says if you can avoid women at all, do so.
I think he was onto something.


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I dunno about the bible, but the vice-versa of that is also true in my opinion. :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:28 pm

Arianddu wrote:The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication

Girls = Time + Money

"Time = Money"

Girls = 2Money

"Money is the root of all evil"

Girls = 2(root of evil)

So girls are only twice the square root of evil. That's not a lot of evil.


Most women will agree, however, that

Men=Clueless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Agreed.
Below is the verse I was looking for............
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet ~ Genesis 2:18
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Postby KDOUBLEU » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:35 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Arianddu wrote:The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication

Girls = Time + Money

"Time = Money"

Girls = 2Money

"Money is the root of all evil"

Girls = 2(root of evil)

So girls are only twice the square root of evil. That's not a lot of evil.


Most women will agree, however, that

Men=Clueless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Agreed.
Below is the verse I was looking for............
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet ~ Genesis 2:18
I believe Paul said to avoid getting Married so they could concentrate on their preaching.
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:03 pm

KDOUBLEU wrote:I believe Paul said to avoid getting Married ...


Yeah, that was it, 'Avoid marriage at all costs. Just causes problems...as if we don't have enough problems already.'.
At least, that's what my notes say. :lol:



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Postby Carla777 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:35 pm

Arianddu wrote:The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication

Girls = Time + Money

"Time = Money"

Girls = 2Money

"Money is the root of all evil"

Girls = 2(root of evil)

So girls are only twice the square root of evil. That's not a lot of evil.


Most women will agree, however, that

Men=Clueless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Postby annpea » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:32 pm

Arianddu wrote:The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication

Girls = Time + Money

"Time = Money"

Girls = 2Money

"Money is the root of all evil"

Girls = 2(root of evil)

So girls are only twice the square root of evil. That's not a lot of evil.


Most women will agree, however, that

Men=Clueless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes!! I believe this is the right answer. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:33 pm

That confused the shit out of me
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Postby strangegrey » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:50 pm

Arianddu wrote:The calculation is flawed:

"Girls require Time and Money" -> 'and' is addition, not multiplication



I think it's a safe bet that it depends entirely on the woman....at the same time, there's an assumption here that 'and' is being interpreted as addition. While I agree that it is more often than not used to signify addition.....there are times where folks will misword a math problem and imply that someone should multiply instead of add with the word "and"...

even so, I return to my first point....which is that it entirely depends on the woman. Some women are indeed the root of all evil....and I don't know many math teachers that wouldn't give at least partial credit for someone who wrote down the right answer and shoehorned the work a little bit to make it work! ;)



Arianddu wrote:Most women will agree, however, that Men=Clueless.


First you forgot to qualify your 'men' there. Not all are clueless, or else you wouldn't be here worshiping perry (assuming you are indeed a loon, if not, insert Arnel), whom last I checked, was indeed a man. However....for the purposes of your argument, I'll give it to you..

Regardsless, I think the best way to mathemastically interpret "clueless" is with a 0. It makes the most sense, mathwise.


Then, any woman that marries man:

(clueless) man * woman

0* man * woman = 0

Now, even if you take the man out of the equation (i.e. divorce):

(0* man)/man * woman/man = 0/man

0 * woman = 0

woman = clueless
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