Embarrasing thing I did in the past...

[DrFU]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

Tales of epic drunkeness INcrease your stature around here ... it's just that kind of place.

[Lula]

Tales of epic drunkeness INcrease your stature around here ... it's just that kind of place.

oh crap, i've got one of those!

we were on the baltimore city bus, about 10 of us or so, standing room only, on our way to see journey. i had drank way more than i should have the night before and was not myself i said "i'm gonna be sick" "i'm gonna throw up" and there it went onto the steps of the rear exit. at each stop dean kind of pushed it out as the doors opened. luckily i had not had any food, just a little coca cola hey, it happens. this was in november of 2007, i'm a mommy now, much more respectable

[MBPL]

Recouping from a wild weekend. All I can say is, it is better to have had my “cherry popped” at 50 in front of new friends and complete strangers than never at all. Meaning, I saw a band, drank whiskey shots, forgot I don’t do shots, fainted in front of band, got carried to car by band member, then back to hotel where I was photographed and video taped to remind me that I should have partied when I was younger, LONG BEFORE VIDEO TAPE AND CAMERA PHONES! More pix and video to follow. Sad, hot mess, really. Oh well I did say I wanted to celebrate my 50th year having fun.










PS - NO BOOTY CALL, BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ME...WHO WOULD TOUCH THAT HOT CHOCOLATE MESS?! Hope everyone else had a more appropriate weekend! MBPL

LOL...I was there for the "before" but the "after" is fucking classic!!! Don't feel bad, MBPL (Maple Brown Perry Loon), I was with someone in our group who was every bit as drunk as you the night before. It was a pleasure meeting you.

PS I heard about Chris having to carry you out. That dude rocks.

That's not the worst of it Dan! And I heard about ****, and the vomit after-shock. Still a hottie and a very sweet person. Tell ***** I said that.

No, see she sent me copies and put the photos on her FB and there's a video! Oh yes, a video! She sent me a copy and claimed she erased it, but not before showing her husband! Yikes! Good lord, I am in the video taking off my sweater in the bed and trying to take off my pants! Then the guy, who is married, BTW, takes a joke pix of himself over my sleeping, drunk body! Then they shoot my tatoo! You know I got a tat of my grandmammy and my dying mom, right? I AM A MORON!

Know what, I am not mad, hell all I had to say was, "no thank you, I have had enough." Not, "more booze? Sure!" I believe in facing my idiot moments so this is why I shared with you all. I don't expect anyone else to share I just want it known that "pruddy" Lorrie who used to knit and crochet her own jumpers can party like everyone else!

Oh the guy who carried me out is named Chris? I want to thank him in my video. Tell me his last name. He really sang his heart out. Great guy. Oh and I took a pix with Mrs. Schon, boy is she a trooper! I will only put the pix in the video and post on YT, but the others are on FB if you are on.

Funny stories, you guys! But, seriously, I AM embarrassed as I have never been there before. No, I lie in 1997 with my sister and some friends of hers, women, of course! And I had Tequilla. The last thing I remember before they had to pour my black ass into the car was I was dancing on a table in a tourist type club in Cabo with a Latin guy, I'll call him Jose. Anyway, the next morning my bra was around my neck and my sister was in the bathroom cleaning up what looked like 10 Exorcist Linda Blair scenes had been shot there. She lied and said I did it, but I know when I vomit, okaaaaay?

Anywhoo, most of these stories are very sweet (I SAID MOST, NOT YOURS YOU SICK-ASS DEANO! HEY, YOU NEED JESUS!)

MBPL

[The Sushi Hunter]

[the next morning my bra was around my neck MBPL

I won't believe it unless I see pictures.....so......got any to share?

[MBPL]

[the next morning my bra was around my neck MBPL

I won't believe it unless I see pictures.....so......got any to share?

.

Bwahahahahaha..::cough:: ::wheeze:: You mean those two brown things sans a bra and sliding down looking like two bald black midgets trying to give me armpit hickeys!! HAR!!

[MBPL]

Tales of epic drunkeness INcrease your stature around here ... it's just that kind of place.

oh crap, i've got one of those!

we were on the baltimore city bus, about 10 of us or so, standing room only, on our way to see journey. i had drank way more than i should have the night before and was not myself i said "i'm gonna be sick" "i'm gonna throw up" and there it went onto the steps of the rear exit. at each stop dean kind of pushed it out as the doors opened. luckily i had not had any food, just a little coca cola hey, it happens. this was in november of 2007, i'm a mommy now, much more respectable

Very funny! Well, not in a making fun of kind of way, but happens a lot where I live.

[bluejeangirl76]

[the next morning my bra was around my neck MBPL

I won't believe it unless I see pictures.....so......got any to share?

.

Bwahahahahaha..::cough:: ::wheeze:: You mean those two brown things sans a bra and sliding down looking like two bald black midgets trying to give me armpit hickeys!! HAR!!

*NARF!* Coffee everywhere. Thx.

[Arianddu]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

[bluejeangirl76]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

[Ehwmatt]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

[Arianddu]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

Yeah, let's just say she didn't look too happy.

[DrFU]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

Yeah, let's just say she didn't look too happy.

He was going for those October mascots, wasn't he?

[Arianddu]

He was going for those October mascots, wasn't he?

Fortunately there was no accidental gropage; if there had been, I think his girlfriend would have decked him and dumped him on the spot.

[Jana]

Joined MR.

[epresley]

He was going for those October mascots, wasn't he?

Fortunately there was no accidental gropage; if there had been, I think his girlfriend would have decked him and dumped him on the spot.

Had a similar incidence where I accidentally went up and dry humped someone I thought was my wife. I noticed after about half an hour that is wasn't her.........

[WalkInMyShoes]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

[MBPL]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Okay, both the "grabbing" stories and "dry humping" almost had me on the floor - I was at work! Har! And the 34DD at 18, girl go 'head on with your full-figured bad-ass boobage self!!

[Rick]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Okay, both the "grabbing" stories and "dry humping" almost had me on the floor - I was at work! Har! And the 34DD at 18, girl go 'head on with your full-figured bad-ass boobage self!!

I'll bet you and "WalkInMyShoes" get plenty o PM's wanting titty pics. I won't do that to you. I'll ask for them right here in public.

[Triple S]

Mine has to do with an 'inappropriate' portion of a video my husband neglected to erase before he passed the camera to my in-laws to view our Vegas wedding video. Not giving more details than that, let's just stay it was a LONG time before I could look my new father-in-law in the eye!

Equally embarassing moment happened to a friend of mine many years ago. We were on vacation, walking through a busy market. She was wearing 'vacation-wear' - a floor length strapless stretchy dress with only panties on underneath. It was crowded, I somehow stepped on the bottom of her dress and it came down to her waist. I recall she took quite a few steps before she'd even realized what happened. I was laughing so hard I couldn't move - good thing she had a really good sense of humor - she didn't even get mad at me!!!

[Rhiannon]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

[Ehwmatt]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

That porn I just watched makes my flaccid Irish dick feel inadequate

[Rick]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

That porn I just watched makes my flaccid Irish dick feel inadequate

LMFAO!!

[WalkInMyShoes]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

That porn I just watched makes my flaccid Irish dick feel inadequate

I've been lurking around here for awhile and figured out what makes you guys tick. Sometimes I forget this is a music forum......

Of course, I could go downstairs - on the SP forum they're talking about his nose. Not that I don't like it, but, well...this is a bit more fun.

[The Sushi Hunter]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

Well, this type of thing happens a lot more then we may think. It almost happened to me with my very first girlfriend. Back in the summer of 84' we were at a family & friends get together and we're all sitting around bs'ing and my girl is sitting in the chair right next to me. While I'm busy talking and looking at the person on the other side of me, my girl gets up to do something. Her little brother sits down in her chair now and I didn't notice that she had gotten up and that he then sat down next to me in her chair. So while I'm talkiing to another friend of mine, I reach over with my arm and start rubbing on "her" inner thigh and a split second later I turn to give her a nice tongue in the mouth kiss. As I turn around towards "her" right before I'm fixing to giver "her" the kiss, I notice her little brother is the one sitting there, not her, and he's got this "deer in the headlights" look on his face. I quickly remove my hand from his inner thigh and explain that I thought his sister (my girlfriend) was still sitting there. Boy that got everybody's undivided attention for a few moments.

[Ehwmatt]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

Well, this type of thing happens a lot more then we may think. It almost happened to me with my very first girlfriend. Back in the summer of 84' we were at a family & friends get together and we're all sitting around bs'ing and my girl is sitting in the chair right next to me. While I'm busy talking and looking at the person on the other side of me, my girl gets up to do something. Her little brother sits down in her chair now and I didn't notice that she had gotten up and that he then sat down next to me in her chair. So while I'm talkiing to another friend of mine, I reach over with my arm and start rubbing on "her" inner thigh and a split second later I turn to give her a nice tongue in the mouth kiss. As I turn around towards "her" right before I'm fixing to giver "her" the kiss, I notice her little brother is the one sitting there, not her, and he's got this "deer in the headlights" look on his face. I quickly remove my hand from his inner thigh and explain that I thought his sister (my girlfriend) was still sitting there. Boy that got everybody's undivided attention for a few moments.

And you were rubbing her inner thigh and giving her a "tongue in the mouth kiss" at a family gathering why?

[G.I.Jim]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

Get some work done?

[YoungJRNY]

Seems like everything I did that was retarded was when I was a little douche running around.

I was around 9, and every other Friday Night, my mom would head to Bingo and hire a babysitter. One week, well she decided to can my favorite baby sitter because he wasn't around that night, so she hired a new one, who was a woman with a pretty nice figure and was very pretty. I took a liken to her really quick and had that embarrassed, shy attitude towards her for the first hour or so. I remember it was nice out and my buddies wanted to play jail break, so she decided to come play. She was chasing me, and out of NOWHERE, came a fence. I saw it at the last second and thought I was going to clear it, but my shoe hit the wire on top of it and made me slip when I went to climb, and I did a split along the fence crushing my two little peanuts. Fortunately for her, I was wearing little boy short shorts, exposing my little peepee to everyone through the end of the shorts because the split kind of gave me a camel toe of a wedgie in a way. Most embarrassing thing a little kid could go through with a new, hot babysitter the same all in the same night!

[Behshad]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

Get some work done?

[Rhiannon]

Get some work done?

Sure why not!

Nope. It was the weightloss. I'd explain the intricacies to you, but you're too young to understand.

[bluejeangirl76]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.