Embarrasing thing I did in the past...

[walkslikealady]

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

Unlike this -> http://www.aurelm.com/?p=562

I WARN YOU - this is NOT at all work safe, and you should probably stock up on brain bleach first.

Is that what the guy I told to "put it away it's not that purdy" looks like now?

[walkslikealady]

Piss story...similar to Arianddu's puke story...why don't teachers listen?

Poop story...carnival time and really long bathroom line!

Flash story...either the time a guy walked up behind me and untied my haltertop...he said he wanted to see if they were "real". Or then there's the time I was walking around town and looked down to see that I'd popped four buttons...not one button...four buttons! (36DDD at the time of story...40DDD and not perky anymore. A note to those with perky, larger busts...don't start going braless at home...gravity wins!)

Something other females might understand. While I was shopping I realized I was getting a lot of looks, so I checked my zipper and blouse...nothing wrong there...patted down my hair...took my glasses off to see if any TP was stuck on the nosepiece but nada. Got in car and looked in the mirror...my face was bright orange! I was in a hurry and used a new foundation and something in it reacted with skin 'cause it sure wasn't orange in the bottle.

I'll add a new catagory. My friend and I were asked to leave church 'cause we were giggling and laughing...getting kicked "out" of church is embarrassing! Then there's the time my laugh got my friends split up in study hall...

[G.I.Jim]

I can't even BELIEVE I'm going to post this, but oh well.

This was probably 15 years ago, because you won't see me doing this kind of work now days, but....

I was working in the belly of a plane, loading bags with a friend of mine, who took great pride in fouling the air with his anal stench, every chance he got. Well, I had a rumbling in my tummy and felt a big one coming on, so I figured what the hell, and let it fly. Well.. it was more than air. I had pretty much just shit myself. We were only about half way through loading this plane and I bailed out and ran for the toilet.

There was no saving my underwear, which got tossed in the trash, and it took about two rolls of toilet paper to clean everything up.

When I got back to the plane, they were about to push it out, and old "Anal Stench" himself said "You shit yourself, didn't you?" I said yeah, and he said, I could tell by the way you were running.

Rick, that story is hilarious!!!

[strangegrey]

I like titties period let just see the them,well get the cup size sorted out later

What's this? A cover story, flower boy?

[JasonD]

I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

[Vocalsmanvocals]

Here is my embarassing story...

I had to be about 14 and my family was in Florida visiting my grandparents. They lived in this senior citizen community and were having a huge Christmas parade. Everyone in the community was in the parade on their golf carts. The setting was at night so everyone would have their golf carts lit up with Christmas decorations. We all went on this parade and I got to sit with my grandfather. Halfway through, I had to go #1. My grandfather was leading the parade so he stops the whole thing and tells me to get out of the cart and go relieve myself in the brush.

Just as I am finishing going #1, my grandfather decides to shine a huge spotlight (a police spotlight) on me. I turn around and everyone in the parade busts out laughing at me. I look down and piss is all over me. I am thinking what the hell! I turn back around and look into the brush with my grandfathers light...there is a big old bush palm tree! My pee ricocheted off the huge palm tree leaves and back onto me!

I will never forget it...by far the most embarrassing moment in my life...

[Saint John]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

I would have been like Dr. David fucking Banner when that blindfold came off. And, seriously, I would have pulverized you and everyone in on it. That's not funny. That's wrong. But my friends would have never done something like that.

[Saint John]

I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

Jesus fucking Christ, Frank. Where you wiping your ass or Godzilla's?!?!

[Ehwmatt]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

I would have been like Dr. David fucking Banner when that blindfold came off. And, seriously, I would have pulverized you and everyone in on it. That's not funny. That's wrong. But my friends would have never done something like that.

I thought that was a fucking hilarious story. I probably woulda been pissed as hell at first but I think I woulda thought it pretty fuckin funny in hindsight.

[Saint John]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

I would have been like Dr. David fucking Banner when that blindfold came off. And, seriously, I would have pulverized you and everyone in on it. That's not funny. That's wrong. But my friends would have never done something like that.

I thought that was a fucking hilarious story. I probably woulda been pissed as hell at first but I think I woulda thought it pretty fuckin funny in hindsight.

Some dude kisses my neck while I'm blindfolded with a boner and motherfuckers are dying!

[Ehwmatt]

Some dude kisses my neck while I'm blindfolded with a boner and motherfuckers are dying!

Yeah I don't know. Haha. Who knows. It's fucking hilarious looking in as an outsider though.

[larryfromnextdoor]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

I would have been like Dr. David fucking Banner when that blindfold came off. And, seriously, I would have pulverized you and everyone in on it. That's not funny. That's wrong. But my friends would have never done something like that.

I thought that was a fucking hilarious story. I probably woulda been pissed as hell at first but I think I woulda thought it pretty fuckin funny in hindsight.

Some dude kisses my neck while I'm blindfolded with a boner and motherfuckers are dying!

i saw an Americas Funniest , i think thats what it was, and they blindfolded the Groom and got him remove his wifes garter and play with her leg all while blindfolded.. turns out the bride was switchout with an old woman .. it was disturbing .. i cant find it anywhere but it wasnt a bit funny..

[JasonD]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

I would have been like Dr. David fucking Banner when that blindfold came off. And, seriously, I would have pulverized you and everyone in on it. That's not funny. That's wrong. But my friends would have never done something like that.

I thought that was a fucking hilarious story. I probably woulda been pissed as hell at first but I think I woulda thought it pretty fuckin funny in hindsight.

Some dude kisses my neck while I'm blindfolded with a boner and motherfuckers are dying!

i saw an Americas Funniest , i think thats what it was, and they blindfolded the Groom and got him remove his wifes garter and play with her leg all while blindfolded.. turns out the bride was switchout with an old woman .. it was disturbing .. i cant find it anywhere but it wasnt a bit funny..

You wanna know what else is funny? Me being a little younger than Saint John, I had no idea who Dr. David fucking Banner is so I had to Google him & at first it came up as some rapper & I was thinking, "How does that guy fit into my story?" Yeah, I now know he meant the Hulk, but not at first.

[Ehwmatt]

You know, I realized he meant Hulk because of the context, but it's Bruce Banner isn't it?

[artist4perry]

Piss story...similar to Arianddu's puke story...why don't teachers listen?
Poop story...carnival time and really long bathroom line!

Flash story...either the time a guy walked up behind me and untied my haltertop...he said he wanted to see if they were "real". Or then there's the time I was walking around town and looked down to see that I'd popped four buttons...not one button...four buttons! (36DDD at the time of story...40DDD and not perky anymore. A note to those with perky, larger busts...don't start going braless at home...gravity wins!)

Something other females might understand. While I was shopping I realized I was getting a lot of looks, so I checked my zipper and blouse...nothing wrong there...patted down my hair...took my glasses off to see if any TP was stuck on the nosepiece but nada. Got in car and looked in the mirror...my face was bright orange! I was in a hurry and used a new foundation and something in it reacted with skin 'cause it sure wasn't orange in the bottle.

I'll add a new catagory. My friend and I were asked to leave church 'cause we were giggling and laughing...getting kicked "out" of church is embarrassing! Then there's the time my laugh got my friends split up in study hall...

Huh?

[Saint John]

You know, I realized he meant Hulk because of the context, but it's Bruce Banner isn't it?

Fuckin' kids.

Television Show Summary
This 80's TV show is the story of scientist Dr. David Bruce Banner. On one occasion, his lab experiment goes terribly awry. After that, whenever he is under extreme stress, he morphs into The Incredible Hulk.

Cast of Incredible Hulk TV Show
Bill Bixby - Dr. David Bruce Banner



I guess we're both right.

[Ehwmatt]

You know, I realized he meant Hulk because of the context, but it's Bruce Banner isn't it?

Fuckin' kids.

Television Show Summary
This 80's TV show is the story of scientist Dr. David Bruce Banner. On one occasion, his lab experiment goes terribly awry. After that, whenever he is under extreme stress, he morphs into The Incredible Hulk.

Cast of Incredible Hulk TV Show
Bill Bixby - Dr. David Bruce Banner



I guess we're both right.

Haha, looks like you're more right. Is that his name in the comics too? I was never much of a Hulk fan, although the Ed Norton movie wasn't bad.

[larryfromnextdoor]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

[Angel]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

[S2M]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

Busy doing what? Picking Tim's pubic hair from between his teeth?

[larryfromnextdoor]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

geesh.. ok.. Tebow wins..

[Angel]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

Busy doing what? Picking Tim's pubic hair from between his teeth?

No silly....that only takes a few minutes....he's building a haunted house.....

[JasonD]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

Chuck Norris can whip 'em all.

[Angel]

the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)

Chuck Norris can whip 'em all.

The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris checks his closet for Tim Tebow.......

[Saint John]

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Tim Tebow.......

I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Tebow came out of the closet.

[Angel]

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Tim Tebow.......

I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Tebow came out of the closet.

Yours?

[JH'sTXfan]

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Tim Tebow.......

I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Tebow came out of the closet.

[The Sushi Hunter]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

[Ehwmatt]

:oops: I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but if shitting in your pants is acceptable then don't nobody beat me up too much for my contribution. One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was that I agreed to be the entertainment at a straight guy's bachelor party. I was broke & they were willing to pay me $700 for one night's work & so I couldn't afford to pass it up.

The groom had been bugging his friends for months to throw him a bachelor party with a sexy stripper. Because this guy was driving his friends crazy with his constant nagging request, a bunch of the guys' straight friends thought it would be funny to hire a male stripper for their straight friend's party. That's where I came in. They blind folded the guy, sat him in a chair & tied his ankles to the chair's legs & tied his hands behind his back, b/c he would have been able to tell I was a man if he was able to touch me. Next, they had me give him a lap dance, kiss on his neck, & a whole lotta other things, but I'll spare you the rest of the details.

Anyway, the music was playing & this guy's friends were cheering him on by saying shit like, "Damn, she's HOT! If only you could see her, Jeff, you lucky dog!!" .... & stuff like that to get him going. It didn't take much before the groom was getting into it & he was ooo-ing & ahhh-ing & .... ahem..... how do I say this? ..... "changes were taken place on his body"...... & that's when his friends removed his blindfold. The groom was still tied to the chair -- THANK GOD -- or I think he would of hit me.

A year later the "victim" in this case wanted to hire me himself to get revenge on one of the instigators in the earlier case, but I had to take a pass. Funny once, yes. Funny twice, not so much.

Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I would go completely apeshit... I mean really, would you be able to tell if you were blindfolded, assuming the guy wasn't sporting a Grizzly Adams beard?

[Angel]

Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....