What would you ask Big Bird?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:05 am

http://gawker.com/5398004/what-would-yo ... k-big-bird

I can only imagine what you lot would ask Big Bird. :lol:

Some of the comments are great.

I liked this one:

Dear Big Bird:

If you could fly, what would be your favorite thing to shit on?

So, what would you ask Big Bird?

by **Tomulator** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:18 am

Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:23 am

why did you let BJG find your Q&A ?,,,

by **S2M** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:24 am

" Do you believe in god?'

by **Since 78** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:31 am

Are you related to "The Beak"?

by **Michigan Girl** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:48 am

Tomulator wrote:Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

It's not Yellow it's Maize...and I'd ask~where's the Blue?!?!? :wink:

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:52 am

Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

by **Voyager** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:56 am

Do you like classic Van Halen or Van Hagar?

Did your classmates ever call you Beaky?

:lol:

by **Don** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:58 am

Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

by **Michigan Girl** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:05 am

"Dear Big Bird,

You may not remember me, but in the late '70s, you and I dropped massive amounts of hallucinogens. The details aren't important, but when I came to, my apartment was covered in blood and you had disappeared, which brings me to my question:

Will you speak at my upcoming parole hearing? It'll clear up the dispute regarding evidence bag BB1, and might possibly allow me to see sunlight again."

I am LMAO!!!! Someone around here needs to get a little more creative!! :wink:

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:07 am

OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

by **Since 78** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:07 am

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:08 am

Behshad wrote:OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

No.

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 am

Jana wrote:
Behshad wrote:OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

No.

Thanks Birdie

by **Don** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 am

Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:10 am

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. Ive got Revelation set on repeat.

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:10 am

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working. :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:11 am

Gunbot wrote: I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

Dear Big Bird,

Does Arnel make you a better bird?

by **Don** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:13 am

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Well as they say, Only the good die young.

by **Tomulator** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:44 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

It's not Yellow it's Maize...and I'd ask~where's the Blue?!?!?

Ooops...sorry...MAZE! Of course...I knew that!! hahaha

by **portland** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:09 am

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Thank GOD!!!! :wink:

by **7 Wishes** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:38 am

What does Snuffelupagus taste like, and is she actually a he?

by **JasonD** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:12 am

I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:14 am

portland wrote:
Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Thank GOD!!!!

Don't worry Mistress of Gloom, you still have company. :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:17 am

Does anyone confuse you with Howard Stern......... :twisted:

by **Since 78** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:58 am

JasonD wrote:I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:00 am

Since 78 wrote:
JasonD wrote:I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

Well, his nest is out in the alley next to Oscar, so yeah, I'm thinking he probably didn't feel like part of Sesame Street. :twisted:

by **lights1961** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:01 am

Can you do a rendition of DSB please... I mean everyone else is doing it, why not you and Kermit make it a duet...

by **Babyblue** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:15 am

Where is Elmo :wink:

by **stevew2** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:19 am

Do you have a penis? What color is it, and how big is it Friga looks like big bird in this pict

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