The "I only have two minutes left to party" thread

[artist4perry]

Maybe a chalk board????

THAT was funny! I appreciate you all hanging out with me tonight, but I've GOT to get my ass in bed. I'm tired as hell and I'm seeing two computer screens right now. MUST keep one eye closed. Have A great night and I'll be on tomorrow night! Take care.


Jim

I am crashin too.........good night folks..........sorry about capping on your typo.......bluejeangirl..........it cracked me up!

[G.I.Jim]

Darn it..........this is too much fun...........Open another Pepsi let the caffine and simpling out begin!

I warned you..........

I meant I only have 6 hours before I have to get up woman! I'm going to need more than coffee to wake me up tomorrow. :shock:

Well, go leave a post it note on your wife's face telling her when she gets up in the morning, to wake you up in a special way. I'm being poilite with my wording, but you might want to actually specify on the post it what exactly that means. Don't just say "special way". That leaves a lot for room for interpretation.

There aren't enough sticky notes in the world to make THAT happen! Why do you think I spend so much time on here?

Sorry to hear that. Well... leave a post it note on her face anyway. Worth a shot, right?
OR!

Speep naked with the post it note on your... ya know... "Wake me at 7. Start here."

That also leaaves too much room for interpretation, though, doesn't it?

How do you Speep naked?

damn typos!!!!!

Yes, and yes... that IS how I sleep!. Not joking!

[G.I.Jim]

Darn it..........this is too much fun...........Open another Pepsi let the caffine and simpling out begin!

I warned you..........

I meant I only have 6 hours before I have to get up woman! I'm going to need more than coffee to wake me up tomorrow. :shock:

Well, go leave a post it note on your wife's face telling her when she gets up in the morning, to wake you up in a special way. I'm being poilite with my wording, but you might want to actually specify on the post it what exactly that means. Don't just say "special way". That leaves a lot for room for interpretation.

There aren't enough sticky notes in the world to make THAT happen! Why do you think I spend so much time on here?

Sorry to hear that. Well... leave a post it note on her face anyway. Worth a shot, right?
OR!

Sleep naked with the post it note on your... ya know... "Wake me at 7. Start here."

That also leaves too much room for interpretation, though, doesn't it?

MUST NOT SAY WHAT I WANT TO HERE...!

[G.I.Jim]

Goodnight everyone!

[DSHinMICH]

Night Jim and Ginger!

[artist4perry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRjbWV7T-s

[Rick]

Darn it..........this is too much fun...........Open another Pepsi let the caffine and simpling out begin!

I warned you..........

I meant I only have 6 hours before I have to get up woman! I'm going to need more than coffee to wake me up tomorrow. :shock:

Well, go leave a post it note on your wife's face telling her when she gets up in the morning, to wake you up in a special way. I'm being poilite with my wording, but you might want to actually specify on the post it what exactly that means. Don't just say "special way". That leaves a lot for room for interpretation.

Hey Rick,..the goofus just said in pm that he lost your number too so shoot him your digits again.

Hell no! I don't want that drunk, cigarette smelling fucker calling me.

[Blueskies]

Several of my neighbors are out on the porch playing guitar and singing again tonight so I think I'll go join them for a little while.....have a good night all.

[Blueskies]

Darn it..........this is too much fun...........Open another Pepsi let the caffine and simpling out begin!

I warned you..........

I meant I only have 6 hours before I have to get up woman! I'm going to need more than coffee to wake me up tomorrow. :shock:

Well, go leave a post it note on your wife's face telling her when she gets up in the morning, to wake you up in a special way. I'm being poilite with my wording, but you might want to actually specify on the post it what exactly that means. Don't just say "special way". That leaves a lot for room for interpretation.

Hey Rick,..the goofus just said in pm that he lost your number too so shoot him your digits again.

Hell no! I don't want that drunk, cigarette smelling fucker calling me.

He isn't calling anybody tonight! He's crashing! He'll probably wait until you least expect it and prank call ya!

[Rick]

Several of my neighbors are out on the porch playing guitar and singing again tonight so I think I'll go join them for a little while.....have a good night all.

Now those are my kinda neighbors. I love that kind of stuff.

[Rick]

Darn it..........this is too much fun...........Open another Pepsi let the caffine and simpling out begin!

I warned you..........

I meant I only have 6 hours before I have to get up woman! I'm going to need more than coffee to wake me up tomorrow. :shock:

Well, go leave a post it note on your wife's face telling her when she gets up in the morning, to wake you up in a special way. I'm being poilite with my wording, but you might want to actually specify on the post it what exactly that means. Don't just say "special way". That leaves a lot for room for interpretation.

Hey Rick,..the goofus just said in pm that he lost your number too so shoot him your digits again.

Hell no! I don't want that drunk, cigarette smelling fucker calling me.

He isn't calling anybody tonight! He's crashing! He'll probably wait until you least expect it and prank call ya!

I'm kidding. He can call me any time. Jim is one of my favorite people on this board.

[StoneCold]

Looks like I missed the party. Oh well...

here ya go Jim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6U_5qEE0Y

[Babyblue]

The next post in here needs to be something STUPID that makes us all laugh!

Is there such a thing as viagra for the sense of humor?
I'm old. I can't just perform on command like that! I can't get a joke-on. It's flat.

There you go. THAT was stupid enough for the whole night. I might be able to do it again, but gimme about an hour.

[G.I.Jim]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody appologies... looks like I'm good.

[Ehwmatt]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody appologies... looks like I'm good.

Drink some water and play some keys. Sometimes when I'm really hung over my hands are shaky and I can't play the guitar too well

[artist4perry]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody appologies... looks like I'm good.

No appologies.........just a great evening of fun with friends..............I hope I run into some of you one day at a concert or something, your great! I laughed heartily last night! And GI..........the Pepsi left no hangover..........just makes me hyper......... That is scary enough on its own! I truly enjoyed talking with you last night........great thread!

[Rick]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

[artist4perry]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

Ever find anything you said you later regreted?

[Rick]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

Ever find anything you said you later regretted?

Yep. It's all still here in the archives too.

[artist4perry]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

Ever find anything you said you later regretted?

Yep. It's all still here in the archives too.

Well, you've always been O.K. in my book.

[Rick]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

Ever find anything you said you later regretted?

Yep. It's all still here in the archives too.

Well, you've always been O.K. in my book.

Thanks Ginger, you're very kind. It was a Saturday night ritual here. Several of us would get hammered and cause Andrew all kinds of work on Monday. I can't remember how many Mondays I'd come here and the whole forum would be locked while he sorted out the crap that was posted. Nothing to be proud of, for sure.

[Ehwmatt]

Damn... don't you hate the morning after? Today came too early! Oh well, that's the price you pay for having fun. I had a great time last night, and was rolling over many of these posts. You people are CRAZY! I had to look this morning to make sure I didn't owe anybody apologies... looks like I'm good.

I've damn sure had those days. Peeking through your fingers at the screen.

Ever find anything you said you later regretted?

Yep. It's all still here in the archives too.

Well, you've always been O.K. in my book.

Thanks Ginger, you're very kind. It was a Saturday night ritual here. Several of us would get hammered and cause Andrew all kinds of work on Monday. I can't remember how many Mondays I'd come here and the whole forum would be locked while he sorted out the crap that was posted. Nothing to be proud of, for sure.

I'm meeting up with some friends in pennsylvania tonight, I might have to drop in here and pay a little visit after some Guinnesses

But I won't have my comp so who knows

[artist4perry]

Some of the locked threads were some of the funniest..........it is amazing to me what folks find to feud over.........me included.. I learn every day on here, and I think I have mellowed out a great deal. I take things less personally now.

I learn to laugh at nonsense, and try to stear clear of the drama. Life is too short folks. Fighting over crap that in the long run doesn't matter a hill of beans..........just makes everyone gassy.

And with some people in here, the methane levels are dangerous!

[Angel]

Dang, I'm sorry I missed the party last night....looks like a great time!


(it's always a good time when Jimbo and Rick are in the same place at the same time and both drunk!!!)

[artist4perry]

[JasonD]

Some of the locked threads were some of the funniest..........it is amazing to me what folks find to feud over.........me included.. I learn every day on here, and I think I have mellowed out a great deal. I take things less personally now.

I learn to laugh at nonsense, and try to stear clear of the drama. Life is too short folks. Fighting over crap that in the long run doesn't matter a hill of beans..........just makes everyone gassy.

And with some people in here, the methane levels are dangerous!

You know what else works? I'm being serious when I say this: Logging off once in awhile. I first came to Melodicrock due to a bad break-up after seven years together & I needed a distraction to take my mind off my failed relationship so I wouldn't shoot myself or something. And so, I used to log on here & I'd stay logged on all day & it became like an obsession where everything people would post became so important & all encompassing to me. It's like I didn't want to miss a thing.

Lately, that's been changing with the exception of the weekends (but I'm still working on that goal). Right now, I log on for a couple hours here & there during the week & I quit making Melodicrock the focus of my life & things have gotten a whole lot better. The sad thing is, when I do log on, it's so obvious to me now how obsessed I used to be b/c I see that same obsession in others. I see their post in every thread. It's one thing if a person brings something to the table & actually has something poignant, important, newsworthy, noteworthy or humorous to say. It's kind of sad when they only post to post.

BTW---- the locked threads are the funniest.

[artist4perry]

Posting just to post...........

[JasonD]

Posting just to post...........

I love you, Ginger.


(Shhhh..... don't tell Dan.)

[artist4perry]

Posting just to post...........

I love you, Ginger.


(Shhhh..... don't tell Dan.)

He knows he needs never worry. I love you too........as a friend.

[artist4perry]

Speaking of wich.....where is my duffus windbag son Deano? Haven't heard from his smelly foul mouth in a while......seems too quiet in here.



Deano........are you out there aggrivating someone or have you fell off the john..........again?

GI I need one of your good scraps..............say something stupid like you always do..........