Sammy Sosa Turns Into Michael Jackson

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:38 am

MJ was a wacko plain and simple....and that isn't a dig at his music. Personally the guy was a couple of songs short of a boxset. :lol:

Anyway, perhaps this is a side effect of not being on 'roids anymore? Just a guess....

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:46 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:MJ was a wacko plain and simple....and that isn't a dig at his music. Personally the guy was a couple of songs short of a boxset.

Hi. Are you perfect? :?:

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:47 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:MJ was a wacko plain and simple....and that isn't a dig at his music. Personally the guy was a couple of songs short of a boxset.

Hi. Are you perfect?

Just commenting....if everyone who made a comment about another person had to justify their own 'perfection', things would get dicey.

by **Rhiannon** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:49 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Just commenting....if everyone who made a comment about another person had to justify their own 'perfection', things would get dicey.

Then how about being a better person and not "commenting" at all? Why the inner desire to judge and fault-find in others?
Does it make you feel all cool and badass inside?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:50 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:MJ was a wacko plain and simple....and that isn't a dig at his music. Personally the guy was a couple of songs short of a boxset.

Hi. Are you perfect?

Just commenting....if everyone who made a comment about another person had to justify their own 'perfection', things would get dicey.

I know. Mine was a joke.

by **Enigma869** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:55 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Say he does. Say he's lying about the rejuve treatments. Say he does have a genetic skin disease and he's using corticosteroids to treat it.

Why is that nutty shit, John? And furthermore, why does anyone care? Are you guys making fun of him for having a disease? Or are you making fun of him for having skin treatments? Is it funny to you? Is this the grown-up version of making fun of kids with "pizza face"?

Or if he's purposefully treating his skin with something causing it to depigment, which isn't the case as depigmentation is never uniform and gradual. Anyone here ever go lay out in the sun during the summer and get a little tan? This is different how?

I'm just curious.

Well, for the record Rhi, I really wasn't making fun of the guy at all. I personally don't like Sosa and think the guy is a douche. I watched the guy smash a bat (on a foul ball) during a Cubs game years ago, and 10lbs of rubber and cork came bouncing out all over the field and nobody said a single word about it, and this was long before any steroid talk. If the guy has a medical condition, I personally feel badly for the guy. If this isn't a medical condition and something else, then I'll continue to call him a douche!

by **Rhiannon** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:57 am

Enigma869 wrote:Well, for the record Rhi, I really wasn't making fun of the guy at all.

Ok. I was just asking.

And apologies to S2M for going for his jugular a moment ago. I meant what I said, but perhaps I was a bit harsh.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:58 am

Does everyone have their period today? :shock:

by **Rhiannon** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:01 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Does everyone have their period today?

Let she without hormones cast the first hair dryer. :lol:

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:03 am

Tomorrow I'm buying stock in Carnation...

by **Ehwmatt** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:04 am

Oh come on, public figures get ripped on for their appearance all the time. Why the sudden stab of morality? The trade-off? They get ripped on by us, they make more in 10 seconds than we will our entire lives. I'd take that deal if I were them. Besides, I've seen EVERY ONE in this thread rip on Ross before. What's good for the goose...

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:05 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Tomorrow I'm buying stock in Carnation...

Make sure you buy over just to cover your own usage. :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:07 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Oh come on, public figures get ripped on for their appearance all the time. Why the sudden stab of morality? The trade-off? They get ripped on by us, they make more in 10 seconds than we will our entire lives. I'd take that deal if I were them. Besides, I've seen EVERY ONE in this thread rip on Ross before. What's good for the goose...

You're right. And maybe people shouldn't do it. Not that it's going to stop anyone.

Joking around is one thing. When all parties are laughing, that is.

But, everyone knows what's it's like to be made fun of and no one likes it.
We conveniently forget that when we're doing it to other people.

by **Rhiannon** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:09 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Oh come on, public figures get ripped on for their appearance all the time.

Doesn't make it okay.

Why the sudden stab of morality?

Just a personal change of heart.

The trade-off? They get ripped on by us, they make more in 10 seconds than we will our entire lives. I'd take that deal if I were them. Besides, I've seen EVERY ONE in this thread rip on Ross before. What's good for the goose...

I'd still venture to say they incur as much strife and pain as the average Joe. Human plight and suffering is universal, money and fame isn't a patch-all band aid for a hurting soul. So I'll stop vomiting Hallmark cards now and go back into my little land of silent observation.

My apologies to Ross.

Carry on.

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:11 am

Let's have a little bit more of this

and a lot more less of this

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:11 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Oh come on, public figures get ripped on for their appearance all the time. Why the sudden stab of morality? The trade-off? They get ripped on by us, they make more in 10 seconds than we will our entire lives. I'd take that deal if I were them. Besides, I've seen EVERY ONE in this thread rip on Ross before. What's good for the goose...

You're right. And maybe people shouldn't do it. Not that it's going to stop anyone.

Joking around is one thing. When all parties are laughing, that is.

But, everyone knows what's it's like to be made fun of and no one likes it.
We conveniently forget that when we're doing it to other people.

Crap! I take it back! :shock:

I can't make fun of FrigFro now.

by **Ehwmatt** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:15 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Oh come on, public figures get ripped on for their appearance all the time.

Doesn't make it okay.

Why the sudden stab of morality?

Just a personal change of heart.

The trade-off? They get ripped on by us, they make more in 10 seconds than we will our entire lives. I'd take that deal if I were them. Besides, I've seen EVERY ONE in this thread rip on Ross before. What's good for the goose...

I'd still venture to say they incur as much strife and pain as the average Joe. Human plight and suffering is universal, money and fame isn't a patch-all band aid for a hurting soul. So I'll stop vomiting Hallmark cards now and go back into my little land of silent observation.

My apologies to Ross.

Carry on.

But then we'd have no forum

by **Michigan Girl** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:36 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

This over~exposed guy is very cute!! :wink:

by **Enigma869** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:36 am

Rhiannon wrote:
My apologies to Ross.

Fuck Ross! He's a talentless fuck who is beyond fortunate to have hooked up with Schon many years ago. Crypt-keeper looking mo-fo :shock:

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:39 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
My apologies to Ross.

Fuck Ross! He's a talentless fuck who is beyond fortunate to have hooked up with Schon many years ago. Crypt-keeper looking mo-fo

You are talking about Stu, right?

by **Enigma869** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:42 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:

You are talking about Stu, right?

Actually, I'm talking about Ross Valory...not the dope who gets an erection with the mention of the talentless fuck's name :shock:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:44 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
My apologies to Ross.

Fuck Ross! He's a talentless fuck who is beyond fortunate to have hooked up with Schon many years ago. Crypt-keeper looking mo-fo

The warm wonderful sense of love I feel happening around here is overwhelming.

Kuummmmbaaaahhyahhhh....

JfromB, you need a tampax too? I'll go get the economy box. Y'all can share.

by **KenTheDude** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:23 am

Sammy was wearing colored contacts in that pic as well. I read that in a Yahoo article yesterday.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:00 am

Enigma869 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:

You are talking about Stu, right?

Actually, I'm talking about Ross Valory...not the dope who gets an erection with the mention of the talentless fuck's name

You just don't know when to shut your big fucking mouth do you?

I come to Boston a few times a year...maybe we should just meet up an settle this...what do you say?

One nice little rumble, no cops, no "friends" showing up, just you and me, one on one? Then after your jaw is unwired and you relearn to use your arms maybe you will realize that some times it's better to keep your fat mouth shut?

Then again, probably not. You don't seem smart enough to learn basic things like that.

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:23 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:

You are talking about Stu, right?

Actually, I'm talking about Ross Valory...not the dope who gets an erection with the mention of the talentless fuck's name

You just don't know when to shut your big fucking mouth do you?

I come to Boston a few times a year...maybe we should just meet up an settle this...what do you say?

One nice little rumble, no cops, no "friends" showing up, just you and me, one on one? Then after your jaw is unwired and you relearn to use your arms maybe you will realize that some times it's better to keep your fat mouth shut?

Then again, probably not. You don't seem smart enough to learn basic things like that.

Stu, I thought you were gonna stop using your reptilian brain, and start using more of your mammalian one. Everything comes down to fighting with you, doesn't it?

Good luck in a debate when you can't distinguish a logical response from an emotional one.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:30 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:

You are talking about Stu, right?

Actually, I'm talking about Ross Valory...not the dope who gets an erection with the mention of the talentless fuck's name

You just don't know when to shut your big fucking mouth do you?

I come to Boston a few times a year...maybe we should just meet up an settle this...what do you say?

One nice little rumble, no cops, no "friends" showing up, just you and me, one on one? Then after your jaw is unwired and you relearn to use your arms maybe you will realize that some times it's better to keep your fat mouth shut?

Then again, probably not. You don't seem smart enough to learn basic things like that.

Stu, I thought you were gonna stop using your reptilian brain, and start using more of your mammalian one. Everything comes down to fighting with you, doesn't it?

Good luck in a debate when you can't distinguish a logical response from an emotional one.

I am done debating with someone like Enema...I am slipping to his level, its the only way to show jerks like him what the truth of life is: Bullies get the short end of the stick every time.

Enema is nothing but a bully to people here, and frankly at time so are you, so you can be next. Fucktard.

by **Jana** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:48 am

ORLANDO -- Sammy Sosa says he is not trying to look like the late Michael Jackson, nor is he suffering from a skin infection. He also says the change in the color of his skin is not a byproduct of his alleged steroid use.

Speaking publicly for the first time since photos of him from a recent musical award ceremony were published on the Internet, Sosa said that the skin lightening is the result of the use of a facial cosmetic cream.

"It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some," said the former slugger during the "Primer Impacto" program at the Univision Spanish network.

"It's a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I'm not a racist, I live my life happily," said a smiling Sosa during the interview.

The photo that has caused such turmoil was taken during the Grammy Latino Awards ceremony held last week at Las Vegas. It showed an extremely pale, smiling Sosa accompanied by his wife Sonia.

The photo, distributed very quickly throughout Spanish- and English-language Web sites, caused speculation that Sosa was sick and quickly found its way to gossip-related sites.

[+] EnlargeGeorge Napolitano/FilmMagic
Sosa, seen here on May 13, had a different look just six months ago.
Some wondered if Sosa had undergone surgery to whiten and soften his facial expressions, and others thought it was a result of his alleged steroid use.

Rebecca Polihronis, a former Chicago Cubs employee who keeps in touch with Sosa, said in a Chicago Tribune interview that Sosa had undergone a skin rejuvenation treatment, something very common among women.

"What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don't think I look like Michael Jackson," Sosa said.

"I'm going to market it, I'm a businessman," Sosa joked about the mysterious cream, about which he revealed only that it was bought in Europe.

Sosa plans to celebrate his 41st birthday with a big party next week in Miami

MR

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