The wife is out tonight... UH OH!!!!!

by **artist4perry** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:24 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:I was afraid you were going to break into Kumbiya and drag out the weinies and marshmallows...

Is that what we call it now? "Weenie and marshmallows?"

You boys play nice here tonight. Don't go kicking no one in the marshmallows.

Well what else do you bring to a pissing contest?

A raincoat.

And boots..........they don't always aim high. :lol:

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:28 am

artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:I was afraid you were going to break into Kumbiya and drag out the weinies and marshmallows...

Is that what we call it now? "Weenie and marshmallows?"

You boys play nice here tonight. Don't go kicking no one in the marshmallows.

Well what else do you bring to a pissing contest?

To bad it isn't snowing............they could practice their writing skills...........

Ah... the good old days!

by **artist4perry** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:29 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:I was afraid you were going to break into Kumbiya and drag out the weinies and marshmallows...

Is that what we call it now? "Weenie and marshmallows?"

You boys play nice here tonight. Don't go kicking no one in the marshmallows.

Well what else do you bring to a pissing contest?

To bad it isn't snowing............they could practice their writing skills...........

Ah... the good old days!

Well it is all good fun I guess till you loop your J and hit your friends shoes.........then of course the fight is on........ :twisted:

by **ScarabGator** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:35 am

my wife is out every night......

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:36 am

ScarabGator wrote:my wife is out every night......

Is she a stripper? :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:37 am

Fact Finder wrote:One snowy morning the Secret Service wakes up to find the words "Fuck you Bill" written with piss in the snow outside the Whitehouse. The SS does a DNA analysis of the piss and finds out it it belongs to Vince Foster. The SS summons the President outside to show him the message, they tell him that it's is Vince's urine that did the deed. Bill looks at it closly and says, it might be Vince's piss but THAT IS HILLARYS HANDWRITING.

Bad da bump...

by **A. M. Scott** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:07 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:my wife is out every night......

Is she a stripper?

What the hell is going on here mate?

by **ScarabGator** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:16 am

may as well be.

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:20 am

A. M. Scott wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:my wife is out every night......

Is she a stripper?

What the hell is going on here mate?

You don't want to know Alex... just walk away while you still can!

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:23 am

ScarabGator wrote:may as well be.

Can she come over to my house tonight? :shock:

BTW... sorry I've been gone for so long after I started the thread. I had to shave my chow, and he's one hairy beast! I filled an entire kitchen trashbag with all of his fur! :shock:

It's now time to P-A-R-T-Why??? Cause I GOTTA!!!

So what are we drinking tonight?

by **portland** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:31 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:may as well be.

Can she come over to my house tonight? BTW... sorry I've been gone for so long after I started the thread. I had to shave my chow, and he's one hairy beast! I filled an entire kitchen trashbag with all of his fur!

It's now time to P-A-R-T-Why??? Cause I GOTTA!!! So what are we drinking tonight?

Red wine sir and you??

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:47 am

portland wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:may as well be.

Can she come over to my house tonight? BTW... sorry I've been gone for so long after I started the thread. I had to shave my chow, and he's one hairy beast! I filled an entire kitchen trashbag with all of his fur!

It's now time to P-A-R-T-Why??? Cause I GOTTA!!! So what are we drinking tonight?

Red wine sir and you??

Bud Light Maam.

by **DrFU** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:53 am

G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

:lol:

by **Jubilee** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:54 am

G.I.Jim wrote: I agree with you about everything except this... Let's all get along Frank. I just opened my first beer. I'm going to try to multi-task tonight. Drink beer, write some new music, AND make an ass of myself in here all at the same time!

I have the perfect answer to your little dilemma here, Jimbo. We're all muti-taskers here. Lord knows a lot of us like to drink, and some of us even fancy ourselves wordsmiths. So, we'll all have a sip or two ( :wink:

) of our favorite adult beverage, and we'll help you write your song. How's that sound? See, problem solved. :wink:

You're welcome...

Now, you start us off, Jimbo...what's it gonna be, faded wedding photographs, or what??... :lol:

by **Rick** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:55 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
portland wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:may as well be.

Can she come over to my house tonight? BTW... sorry I've been gone for so long after I started the thread. I had to shave my chow, and he's one hairy beast! I filled an entire kitchen trashbag with all of his fur!

It's now time to P-A-R-T-Why??? Cause I GOTTA!!! So what are we drinking tonight?

Red wine sir and you??

Bud Light Maam.

Coors Light here. Did I mention that I'm on vacation this week? I think I did.

by **Michigan Girl** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:00 am

DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?! :wink:

by **Ehwmatt** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:01 am

Jim I just heard the first 30 seconds of your tune, I love it... you gotta make this into a full song. I'm gonna load it into ProTools now and listen to the whole thing

by **Ehwmatt** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:02 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

I can think of somethin that needs to be shaven before I eat it {if ya know what I mean}

Warning: Stevew2 was not harmed in the making of this post

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:05 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

I don't have to shave ANYTHING I eat... I don't know what the heck YOU eat like that in Michigan. :shock:

Oh, and Alex told me you like the rasp... I'm keeping tabs on you girl!

by **strangegrey** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:23 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

If you have to ask, you might need be in need of some landscaping....

by **Ehwmatt** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:26 am

strangegrey wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

If you have to ask, you might need be in need of some landscaping....

LOLZ

by **Michigan Girl** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:26 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

I don't have to shave ANYTHING I eat... I don't know what the heck YOU eat like that in Michigan. Oh, and Alex told me you like the rasp... I'm keeping tabs on you girl!

I love the grrrrrrrrrrrit :evil:

added to the velvet vox it's purrrrrrrfect!!!...you don't?!?!? :wink:

by **Don** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:28 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

I can think of somethin that needs to be shaven before I eat it {if ya know what I mean}

Warning: Stevew2 was not harmed in the making of this post

by **Michigan Girl** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:28 am

strangegrey wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

If you have to ask, you might need be in need of some landscaping....

I am LMAO, here!!! :wink:

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:33 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

If you have to ask, you might need be in need of some landscaping....

I am LMAO, here!!!

You know what they say... trimming the bushes makes the tree look taller!

by **Don** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:36 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
DrFU wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I had to shave my chow,

it's always a chore ...

What do you folks eat that you have to shave first?!?!

If you have to ask, you might need be in need of some landscaping....

I am LMAO, here!!!

You know what they say... trimming the bushes makes the tree look taller!

by **Michigan Girl** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:36 am

If you guys were girls and this weren't a public forum
I would tell you the funniest damn story...but you aren't and
it is...so I am just LMAO all by myself!!! :wink: