Favorite Quotes

by **Ehwmatt** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:01 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:"You either lip to that damn tape, or it's back to The Gap for you!' Neal to Youknowwho circa 2007

LOL. Circa 06 though wasn't it?

by **Don** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:02 am

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

Charles Dicken

by **Don** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:03 am

It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.

J. R. R. Tolkien

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:04 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:"You either lip to that damn tape, or it's back to The Gap for you!' Neal to Youknowwho circa 2007

LOL. Circa 06 though wasn't it?

Yes, sorry....

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:04 am

Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem - William of Ockham

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:06 am

A Man loved for what he has; has nothing - Me

by **Don** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:07 am

The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

Carl Sagan

by **Don** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:08 am

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.

Mary Shelley

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:12 am

"It is part of the unceasing human endeavor to prove that the spirit of man can transcend the flaws of his own nature" - Aung San Suu Kyi

by **iLex** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:14 am

1) Ignorance is lack of knowledge, whereas faith is rejection of it.
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
3) Religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
4) Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche
5) I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two of the Spice Girls - Robbie Williams

by **cyndy!** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:53 am

Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow! ~ Steven Tyler 2009

by **portland** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:56 am

cyndy! wrote:Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow! ~ Steven Tyler 2009

That is a really good one!

by **portland** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:07 am

"It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony."

Benjamin Britten

by **fightingilliniJRNY** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:"You either lip to that damn tape, or it's back to The Gap for you!' Neal to Youknowwho circa 2007

LOL. Circa 06 though wasn't it?

Yes, sorry....

Actually, it would be circa 2005. :wink:

by **portland** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:16 am

Forgiveness is the final form of love ~ Reinhold Niebuhr

by **portland** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:20 am

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul" ~ Judy Garland

by **Carla777** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:22 am

cyndy! wrote:Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors, but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow! ~ Steven Tyler 2009

by **artist4perry** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:32 pm

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Pablo Picasso

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
Salvador Dali

To create one's own world in any of the arts takes courage.
-- Georgia O'Keeffe

http://www.allgreatquotes.com/art_quotes6.shtml

by **S2M** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:05 pm

What is neccesary is never unwise - Sarek

by **Jana** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:08 pm

"So F'ck Him" - Neal Schon. :wink:

by **portland** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:10 pm

Jana wrote:"So F'ck Him" - Neal Schon.

Jana................that is not nice!!!

by **Enigma869** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:40 pm

"Why is it that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place" :shock:

George Carlin

"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he just can't handle money!"

George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

George Carlin

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter” :shock:

George Carlin

by **WalkInMyShoes** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:56 pm

“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life, for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

Laura Teresa Marquez

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:20 am

Enigma869 wrote:"Why is it that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place"

George Carlin

"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he just can't handle money!"

George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

George Carlin

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

George Carlin

I am LMAO!!! Gotta love George!! :wink:

by **WalkInMyShoes** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:04 am

Here are a few cat quotes:

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” Stephen Wright

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” Robert A. Heinlein

by **Carla777** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:36 am

I found some dumbest quotes from famous people:

«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.» (Brooke Shields)

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?» (Christina Aguilera)

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» (Paris Hilton)

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» ( Arnold Schwarzenegger)

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» (Mariah Carey) :shock:

this is real? if it is, she get the get the first place in this list :roll:

by **Arianddu** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:16 am

"A fart has no nose" - Bertholt Brecht, 'The Caucasian Chalk Circle'

"Glitter is the herpes of craft suplies" - Demetri Martin

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday" - Don Marquis

"I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile." - Alan Alda

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." - Albert Einstein

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:36 am

Brooke Shields wrote:«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

Yeah, you've lost an important part of your life... the part that's your... um... LIFE. :roll:

Christina Aguilera wrote:So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

In Sacramento, Christina. :roll:

Geography takes another hit.

Whoris Hilton wrote:I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. (Paris Hilton)

The entire planet disagrees with you. Majority rules.

Schwartzenegger wrote:I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman

O...kaaaaaaaayyyy.

Mariah Carey wrote:Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

*hardest FACEPALM ever*

get this girl a can of "flies and death and stuff" repellent and shove it up her retarded arse.

by **Jana** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:44 am

Paris Hilton January 2009 -

I've only done it (had sex) with a couple of people.

:shock:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:54 am

MR

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