Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

by **Babyblue** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:54 am

Hope that he will be ok???

by **Enigma869** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:56 am

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

by **Maui Tom** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:58 am

sounds "boozy" to me...

by **Maui Tom** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:07 am

darrenrovell1

Tiger Woods' agent on condition: "He is fine."

Rovell is money...former ESPN sports biz guy now on CNBC....

by **Moon Beam** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:21 am

Maui Tom wrote:darrenrovell1

Tiger Woods' agent on condition: "He is fine."

Rovell is money...former ESPN sports biz guy now on CNBC....

Terrific Vince Vaughn impression there Tom. :lol:

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:42 am

Just like Tom, my bet goes to:

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:01 am

Funny thing to this story. That little dinky hospital is in the dinky town, Ocoee, that I live in. If he was horribly injured I can tell you right now he would have been rushed to the larger trauma hospital in Orlando. That's protocol for anyone. My husband is a cop and he always tells people if he gets hurt on the job, do not take him there. If he gets shot in front of it, still take him to another hospital, not death central :lol:

that said i hope he recovers and will be fine no matter what the reason for the wreck. Glad it was a hydrant and not another car.

by **yulog** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:04 am

Maui Tom wrote:sounds "boozy" to me...

Maybe he just shanked it. :shock:

by **Glenn** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:05 am

Just released with only minor injury's to his face. (cuts)

by **Don** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:14 am

Charges pending? If no booze was involved and his face is cut, what's left. Airbags didn't deploy....maybe his wife?

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:17 am

Gunbot wrote:Charges pending? If no booze was involved and his face is cut, what's left. Airbags didn't deploy....maybe his wife?

there could be minor traffic charges for that. FHP are tough. If they can find fault, you are getting a ticket! :lol:

ticket = charges

by **Don** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:21 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Charges pending? If no booze was involved and his face is cut, what's left. Airbags didn't deploy....maybe his wife?

there could be minor traffic charges for that. FHP are tough. If they can find fault, you are getting a ticket! ticket = charges

Since rumor of an affair surfaced a few days ago, I figured maybe him and the old lady may have thrown down.

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:25 am

Gunbot wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Charges pending? If no booze was involved and his face is cut, what's left. Airbags didn't deploy....maybe his wife?

there could be minor traffic charges for that. FHP are tough. If they can find fault, you are getting a ticket! ticket = charges

Since rumor of an affair surfaced a few days ago, I figured maybe him and the old lady may have thrown down.

nope, FHP is only traffic. Would have been passed to orange county sherriffs office for that. Maybe an argument caused the erratic driving though??

by **Don** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:27 am

Was Fuzzy Zoeller seen around the area?

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:31 am

Gunbot wrote:Was Fuzzy Zoeller seen around the area?

what rumor?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:34 am

I like that the topic is called "Golfer Tiger Woods Injured After Car Crash".

I almost thought it was the other Tiger Woods that was hurt. :lol:

(just kidding, FF :wink:

)

by **Don** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:35 am

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Was Fuzzy Zoeller seen around the area?

what rumor?

Rachel Uchitel

by **Behshad** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:44 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I like that the topic is called "Golfer Tiger Woods Injured After Car Crash".

I almost thought it was the other Tiger Woods that was hurt.

(just kidding, FF )

He just didnt want people to confuse him with the Archer Tiger Woods, or the porn star, or the diplomat :lol:

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:47 am

Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I like that the topic is called "Golfer Tiger Woods Injured After Car Crash".

I almost thought it was the other Tiger Woods that was hurt.

(just kidding, FF )

He just didnt want people to confuse him with the Archer Tiger Woods, or the porn star, or the diplomat

or what about the white house chef tiger woods... I would expect a political link

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:59 am

Gunbot wrote:
Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Was Fuzzy Zoeller seen around the area?

what rumor?

Rachel Uchitel

OK. Found it. Here's part of excerpt of National Enquirer story that broke b/f his accident.

"Another friend of Rachel’s (who also passed a polygraph) says: “They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big f-cking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”

Rachel traveled to Australia to have a secret tryst with Tiger/Bear while he was playing the Australian Masters. An Enquirer reporter watched Rachel check in to Tiger’s hotel, and watched her elevator go up to the 35th floor, where Tiger had a VIP suite.

When Rachel was contacted by the Enquirer about the tryst, she first lied about her reasons for being there, and about having another boyfriend, but later said she was in Australia “for business”. However, she says that she and Tiger met on two other occasions.

Rachel: “I don’t want to be somebody’s number two. I don’t want to be with a married man.”

Tiger’s lawyer told the Enquirer that Tiger may have met Rachel in a club at some point, but “vehemently denied an affair”."

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:01 am

Jana wrote:OK. Found it. Here's part of excerpt of National Enquirer story that broke b/f his accident.

"Another friend of Rachel’s (who also passed a polygraph) says: “They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big f-cking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”

Lyin' Tiger's a Bear, oh my. :shock:

by **Maui Tom** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:23 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Jana wrote:OK. Found it. Here's part of excerpt of National Enquirer story that broke b/f his accident.

"Another friend of Rachel’s (who also passed a polygraph) says: “They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big f-cking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”

Lyin' Tiger's a Bear, oh my.

Now THAT was a good one BJG....

by **Maui Tom** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:38 am

Fact Finder wrote:A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

Police say Woods hit a fire hydrant and part of a tree early Friday. Saylor says Woods was in and out of consciousness when his officers arrived.

or...did she smash him with the club and he was trying to vamoose?

<gotta love internet conjecture>

by **Voyager** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:28 am

Shit happens... one time I hit the neighbors' mailbox when my daughter was trying to change the radio station and I pushed her back into the back seat. If this wasn't Tiger Woods it would just be another petty traffic issue among thousands that happen daily.

by **Maui Tom** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:31 am

Voyager wrote:Shit happens... one time I hit the neighbors' mailbox when my daughter was trying to change the radio station and I pushed her back into the back seat. If this wasn't Tiger Woods it would just be another petty traffic issue among thousands that happen daily.

Yep but it's Tiger so...game ON!

by **Jana** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:45 am

Maui Tom wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

Police say Woods hit a fire hydrant and part of a tree early Friday. Saylor says Woods was in and out of consciousness when his officers arrived.

or...did she smash him with the club and he was trying to vamoose?

<gotta love internet conjecture>

Facial injuries and in and out of consciousness with her hovering over him with a golf club? Hmmmmmmmmm. Something sounds amiss here. :lol:

by **Voyager** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:46 am

I heard that Tiger was dragging his wife behind his car down their street by her hair. When she broke loose and ran in the house, she grabbed a nine iron and commenced to beating his car windshield in. Then Tiger ran over a fire hydrant, which catapulted his wife off the car windshield and through his neighbor's living room bay window.

Just another day in the life of a celebrity!

(P.S. - I just made that shit up, but it sounded juicy didn't it? LOL!)

:lol:

by **strangegrey** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:03 am

Man, what a fucking idiot...I'm one of the biggest Tiger fans out there...

but seriously. If the guy is sticking his dick into someone other than Elin Nordegren, he deserves to get a few facial lacerations. I guess when you've won 82 times, a woman that hot is old hat..... :roll:

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:57 am

Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods & Wife Argued Before Crash
Posted Nov 27th 2009 6:10PM by TMZ Staff
Multiple law enforcement sources tell TMZ Tiger Woods' early morning accident came right after an argument with his wife, Elin Nordegren
We're told Elin told cops about the argument at the scene of the accident and Tiger gave the same story to authorities at the hospital where he was treated.

One Florida law enforcement official called it "a domestic issue."

Elin apparently was able to forgive and forget -- according to Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor, Nordegren smashed out the back window of Tiger's car to help get him out.
Woods ran into a fire hydrant and a tree at around 2:20 AM near his home in Florida. He was treated for minor injuries and released.

I'm wondering why the Windermere police chief is even talking to media when islesworth isn't even in windermere. Almost like tiny local law enforcement wants their moment of fame :roll:

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:00 pm

Jana wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

Police say Woods hit a fire hydrant and part of a tree early Friday. Saylor says Woods was in and out of consciousness when his officers arrived.

or...did she smash him with the club and he was trying to vamoose?

<gotta love internet conjecture>

Facial injuries and in and out of consciousness with her hovering over him with a golf club? Hmmmmmmmmm. Something sounds amiss here.

definitely something amiss :lol:

MR

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