Al Gore Is Looking For A Job

[Voyager]

Since global warming has been proved to be a hoax, Al is trying out his skills as a rapper. Word has it that he hired Kevin Federline as his agent to line up some gigs over the holidays. If you have any good lyrics, post them here - he needs to score a hit song to pay his $25k/month utility bills.

[Ehwmatt]

I'm sure he can work that "Planet has a fever" line in there somehow... perhaps something to build on?

[Voyager]

I wouldn't say he's insane - he banked millions on the global warming bandwagon. I'll preach global warming for the bank he is making (or should I say "was" making).

Here is a picture that a reporter snapped showing Al's facial expressions immediately after finding out that global warming is a hoax:

[Michigan Girl]

I got one line so far...


Insane in the membrain



I'll keep thinking, I feel a little creative tonight....if you know what I mean.

It's gettin hot in here...
there's warming in the at~mos~phere...
CHILL OUT!!!(I think he should cross his arms here, and show his gold grill)