Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Voyager]

TIGER WOODS INJURED AFTER WIFE TAKES 9 IRON TO HIS HEAD

LOL - I like how FF changed the title of the thread as if it were already factual.

[Jana]

"It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend, now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal.

Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block. "


TMZ.

[Michigan Girl]

They'll work it out, more power to them!!! Tiger~boy...don't mess with Elin!!!

[steveo777]

"It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend, now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal.

Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block. "


TMZ.

Actually, if you think about it, he doesn't have to tell anyone jack shit. The matter should now be between him and his insurance company on how to fix the damages. End of story.

[Voyager]

"It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend, now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal.

Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block. "


TMZ.

Actually, if you think about it, he doesn't have to tell anyone jack shit. The matter should now be between him and his insurance company on how to fix the damages. End of story.

Yeah, but you can bet the TMZ reporters will be camping out in his backyard and they won't sleep until they get some more dirt on him.

[steveo777]

Leave Tiger ALONE!!!

[Don]

Once 911 was called, it was game over. Those tapes will be all the buzz in the next couple of days.

[Jana]

Once 911 was called, it was game over. Those tapes will be all the buzz in the next couple of days.

Buick must have been pissed he was driving another SUV and not theirs, but on the flip side, Buick must be happy he was driving another SUV and not have their name mixed in with this.

[Jana]

Poor Tiger. They said tonight on local news that there's news organizations from all over the world camped out in front of his gated community. There were a lot of they showed. But I can't imagine world. I would think from all over the country.

[Don]

Poor Tiger.

[DrFU]

Headlines on this are fun ...

London Times: "Tiger Not Out of the Woods"

[cheekymonkey]

Steve Perry did it.....

What do you mean by this...? Why has everyone ignored this comment?

[Don]

Steve Perry did it.....

What do you mean by this...? Why has everyone ignored this comment?

Woods = Tree = Pear = Perry

[cheekymonkey]

Steve Perry did it.....

What do you mean by this...? Why has everyone ignored this comment?

Woods = Tree = Pear = Perry

Huh, really? That's not what I got.

[Maui Tom]

he fucking blew it.....Barkley blows it but takes it....Tiger is at a crossroads image wise....

[Jana]

LOL this is funny. The story never ends. Tiger's alleged mistress has arrived in LA to a throng of photographers at the airport where her new lawyer, Gloria Allred, (celebrity lawyer/publicity whore) met her. So there's a bunch of photos of her at the airport. I bet she's loving all of this attention. They probably alerted the media about when she was arriving. And someone posted this comment on the site:

As a great philosopher once said "Tis best to swing your club in your own home."


http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true ... reURL=true

And unbelievable, he's hired a prominent local attorney, still won't speak to law enforcement, and the throng of media outside his gated community is huge. They are from all over the world. This is overkill and silly. But Tiger isn't making it any better by not speaking to law enforcement.

Update: News this morning said FHP is seeking to get a warrant to look at Tiger's medical records from the accident and something else too. Can't remember the second warrant. Sounds like to me Tiger got hit by his wife with the golf club and he's waiting for the injuries to go down. I can't understand why he won't just meet with them and give his story of hitting the hydrant, unless there's more to it.

[Rhiannon]

How 9-IRONic.

[marco17]

Once 911 was called, it was game over. Those tapes will be all the buzz in the next couple of days.

Buick must have been pissed he was driving another SUV and not theirs, but on the flip side, Buick must be happy he was driving another SUV and not have their name mixed in with this.

Buick ditched Tiger as a spokesman because with all the problems at GM, they couldn't justify paying him millions when they couldn't pay bills But, I guess if I was expecting Tiger to be driving a GM vehicle, that's what it would be.

BTW... maybe this was mentioned, but would any of us regular people get to tell the cops to go away, we don't want to talk, and they'd actually do it? The joys of being a celebrity.

[Michigan Girl]

Once 911 was called, it was game over. Those tapes will be all the buzz in the next couple of days.

Buick must have been pissed he was driving another SUV and not theirs, but on the flip side, Buick must be happy he was driving another SUV and not have their name mixed in with this.

Buick ditched Tiger as a spokesman because with all the problems at GM, they couldn't justify paying him millions when they couldn't pay bills But, I guess if I was expecting Tiger to be driving a GM vehicle, that's what it would be.

BTW... maybe this was mentioned, but would any of us regular people get to tell the cops to go away, we don't want to talk, and they'd actually do it? The joys of being a celebrity.

They dumped Tiger a few years ago because the general public didn't believe he would drive a Buick
and that's why they couldn't justify paying him the big bucks. GM is very happy
that Tiger drives a GM product and they aren't even paying him to!!

[steveo777]

I wonder if Tiger has been hanging around with Pac Man the boxer. That guy is more proof that as long as you are winning, you can cheat on your spouse and be excused for your behavior because you're such a popular guy.

Being famous trumps publicly shitting on your wife in these situations it seems.

I had no idea Pac had ever crossed the line. My wife thinks he's perfect in every way.

I guess absolute money and fame corrupts absolutely.

He's done it more than once, the latest scandal was right after his win over Cotto. Since he's a local hero though, that stuff gets excused.

How does this work when his coach is also his father in law? Seems that would sour the relationship real fast.

[Don]

I wonder if Tiger has been hanging around with Pac Man the boxer. That guy is more proof that as long as you are winning, you can cheat on your spouse and be excused for your behavior because you're such a popular guy.

Being famous trumps publicly shitting on your wife in these situations it seems.

I had no idea Pac had ever crossed the line. My wife thinks he's perfect in every way.

I guess absolute money and fame corrupts absolutely.

He's done it more than once, the latest scandal was right after his win over Cotto. Since he's a local hero though, that stuff gets excused.

How does this work when his coach is also his father in law? Seems that would sour the relationship real fast.

You know how it it is in Filipino culture, the old Spanish machismo gene gets a free pass. Now, If it was a woman messing around on her husband, all hell would break loose for her being a bad catholic, mother, etc.

[Michigan Girl]

I wonder if Tiger has been hanging around with Pac Man the boxer. That guy is more proof that as long as you are winning, you can cheat on your spouse and be excused for your behavior because you're such a popular guy.

Being famous trumps publicly shitting on your wife in these situations it seems.

I had no idea Pac had ever crossed the line. My wife thinks he's perfect in every way.

I guess absolute money and fame corrupts absolutely.

He's done it more than once, the latest scandal was right after his win over Cotto. Since he's a local hero though, that stuff gets excused.

How does this work when his coach is also his father in law? Seems that would sour the relationship real fast.

You know how it it is in Filipino culture, the old Spanish machismo gene gets a free pass. Now, If it was a woman messing around on her husband, all hell would break loose for her being a bad catholic, mother, etc.

My guess, money trumps blood!!!

[Jana]

I wonder if Tiger has been hanging around with Pac Man the boxer. That guy is more proof that as long as you are winning, you can cheat on your spouse and be excused for your behavior because you're such a popular guy.

Being famous trumps publicly shitting on your wife in these situations it seems.

I had no idea Pac had ever crossed the line. My wife thinks he's perfect in every way.

I guess absolute money and fame corrupts absolutely.

He's done it more than once, the latest scandal was right after his win over Cotto. Since he's a local hero though, that stuff gets excused.

How does this work when his coach is also his father in law? Seems that would sour the relationship real fast.

You know how it it is in Filipino culture, the old Spanish machismo gene gets a free pass. Now, If it was a woman messing around on her husband, all hell would break loose for her being a bad catholic, mother, etc.

My guess, money trumps blood!!!

Regine, famous singer/TV personality, survived it in the Philippines and even announced on TV, after being caught kissing, admitting to her affair with a married famous singer,who she eventually married or ended up with. She was forgiven. I guess it helped that they got the wife on the phone on television who had forgiven them already.

[larryfromnextdoor]

How 9-IRONic.

what???

[Jana]

Tiger's wife just had their second child in February. She's beautiful. He's average-looking. She should dump him for this and get a great financial settlement and child support and go date a young hunky model to get back at him.

[slucero]

Tiger should go talk to Lionel Ritchie.... didn't Lionel's wife go Mike Tyson on his face too?

lol the thought of Tigers' wife whoopin' his ass with a golf club is hilarious...

[Don]

Tiger should go talk to Lionel Ritchie.... didn't Lionel's wife go Mike Tyson on his face too?

lol the thought of Tigers' wife whoopin' his ass with a golf club is hilarious...

I don't think so, he still looks ugly.

[lights1961]

There have been some WEIRD stories this decade... but this one is pretty close to the top... All he had to do was talk to the police, they would have bought whatever they told them...and that would have been it... paid the fine and done... but know... 4 days later... the story gets worse for them... ANNOY police and they will go after you... which is what Tiger did... REALLY BAD LAWYER ADVICE... no one will believe any story now that they tell... If this effects his game next year... and the crowd??? Can you imagine the crowds and how they might react??!!



R

[Jana]

There have been some WEIRD stories this decade... but this one is pretty close to the top... All he had to do was talk to the police, they would have bought whatever they told them...and that would have been it... paid the fine and done... but know... 4 days later... the story gets worse for them... ANNOY police and they will go after you... which is what Tiger did... REALLY BAD LAWYER ADVICE... no one will believe any story now that they tell... If this effects his game next year... and the crowd??? Can you imagine the crowds and how they might react??!!



R

Not really. He doesn't have to talk to the police for this infraction, hitting a tree outside his driveway. And he doesn't owe any of us his story and will probably never discuss it again after it dies down, and it won't seem out of the norm since he's so intensely private. If it was his wife who took the golf clubs to him and caused his injuries, she would be arrested for domestic violence straight away in Florida even without Tiger's cooperation if they have the evidence. With all the Enquirer stories and TMZ out there right away about the other woman and confidential source saying she scratched him, etc., and they were fighting, the police would have looked into it since he was unconscious. Many lawyers say they are doing the right thing to protect his wife and it will die down. Most people already surmise they had a fight over his possible affair and the story in the Enquirer and it got out of hand and he fled. Really, is that our business to have him confess to that? And if he lied and FHP could prove it by the type of injuries he sustained, then he's in more trouble.

[Don]

The police aren't going away anytime soon. I think with minors in the house Florida law would have required that the offending party be arrested regardless if the victim wants to press charges. If she was the one with blood in her mouth, would Tiger had been able to tell the police that he didn't want to talk to them? I don't think so.