Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[larryfromnextdoor]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

[Don]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

[Don]

I just don't feel that that good deeds to strangers balances out bad deeds that cause grief to your family, it's just not the same thing.

They all do it to make them feel less guilty about cheating. Angelina Jolie, Heather Mills, Tiger Woods... they're all doing the same thing. Didn't you know that if you feed the homeless, Jesus will allow you to get some trim on the side?

That's why Jesus stayed single, so he could hit all that strange and not feel guilty.

[portland]

How many guys could be Jon Bon Jovi without getting some trim on the side? I would bet that less than 20% of guys could resist the temptation. Hot looking women probably throw themselves at him during every concert. All it takes is one moment of weakness to cheat. I'm not saying it's okay to do so, but just that if you don't want to cheat - don't become a celebrity.

Another thing is that a women certainly will never feel the desire and the art of testosterone anytime soon. It's one powerful thing and when a man feels the urge and is NOT getting it from their significant other, 100% of the time is that they will get it somewhere else. Say what you want about men, but if their ladies take care of them and appreciate them more often, then the cheating and divorce percentages would go down significantly.

We are not called "dogs" for no reason. We ARE part of the animal kingdom, you know.

I had to read this twice...............and I still don't know what to say

[StoneCold]

Women.


You can't live with'em and you can't cheat on'em (if they know how to hold a golf club).


Kitties gettin' thrown? Can't wait for next av on that one.

[Don]

Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

[StoneCold]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

[larryfromnextdoor]

How many guys could be Jon Bon Jovi without getting some trim on the side? I would bet that less than 20% of guys could resist the temptation. Hot looking women probably throw themselves at him during every concert. All it takes is one moment of weakness to cheat. I'm not saying it's okay to do so, but just that if you don't want to cheat - don't become a celebrity.

Another thing is that a women certainly will never feel the desire and the art of testosterone anytime soon. It's one powerful thing and when a man feels the urge and is NOT getting it from their significant other, 100% of the time is that they will get it somewhere else. Say what you want about men, but if their ladies take care of them and appreciate them more often, then the cheating and divorce percentages would go down significantly.

We are not called "dogs" for no reason. We ARE part of the animal kingdom, you know.

I had to read this twice...............and I still don't know what to say

he got greedy and got caught,, the thing is ,, BEFORE he was married i beleive he stated that women just werent that into him.. but AFTER marriage hes a hot commodity.. thats strange..

grown men have plenty of restraint, its just deciding to exercise it that seems to be the problem, add lots of money and power........

[larryfromnextdoor]

Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

the Im Sorry (i got caught) Club

john kerry, john hart, jimmy swaggart, etc............

[Jana]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

Rule number five is women are having affairs in record numbers b/c their husbands are boring at home anymore: come home, eat, watch sports, emotionally distant, go to bed, roll over for sex: zero romance. So while you're off with the "butterfaced great-body cocktail waitress," thinking you're all that, just remember your wife has probably already started an "emotional" relationship soon to become a full-fledged hot affair and leave your unfaithful boring self.

[Ehwmatt]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

Rule number five is women are having affairs in record numbers b/c their husbands are boring at home anymore: come home, eat, watch sports, emotionally distant, go to bed, roll over for sex: zero romance. So while you're off with the "butterfaced great-body cocktail waitress," thinking you're all that, just remember your wife has probably already started an "emotional" relationship soon to become a full-fledged hot affair and leave your unfaithful boring self.

Just make sure that prenup is airtight first

[Behshad]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

Rule number five is women are having affairs in record numbers b/c their husbands are boring at home anymore: come home, eat, watch sports, emotionally distant, go to bed, roll over for sex: zero romance. So while you're off with the "butterfaced great-body cocktail waitress," thinking you're all that, just remember your wife has probably already started an "emotional" relationship soon to become a full-fledged hot affair and leave your unfaithful boring self.

Hope the new guy doesnt turn into your (ex)Husband

[Jana]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

Rule number five is women are having affairs in record numbers b/c their husbands are boring at home anymore: come home, eat, watch sports, emotionally distant, go to bed, roll over for sex: zero romance. So while you're off with the "butterfaced great-body cocktail waitress," thinking you're all that, just remember your wife has probably already started an "emotional" relationship soon to become a full-fledged hot affair and leave your unfaithful boring self.

Hope the new guy doesnt turn into your (ex)Husband

That's not me above. But it's somebody's wife.

[slucero]

Tiger needs to go back and study Eddie Murphy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA65N1MFUdY

[StoneCold]

So what's Rule # 4?

Don't date chefs?

[DrFU]

Give the brother a break.

The guy could swim in pussy. Women throw their kitty at him, and no one expected him to grab ONE of those kitties? Of course he got a lover - nothing wrong with that.

There's a big difference between sex and love - you do both with your wife (if you have one), but you don't love <3 the hot tequila waitress in Turkey, but that doesn't mean she won't have a good time.

He's a moron for letting his wife know about it though. Geez. Talk about pissing where you eat.

rule number one when messing around .. ERASE your phone numbers..

Don't leave voicemails.

Those are #'s 2 and 3.

Rule #1 of the Messing Around Club is you don't talk about the Messing Around Club.

Rule number five is women are having affairs in record numbers b/c their husbands are boring at home anymore: come home, eat, watch sports, emotionally distant, go to bed, roll over for sex: zero romance. So while you're off with the "butterfaced great-body cocktail waitress," thinking you're all that, just remember your wife has probably already started an "emotional" relationship soon to become a full-fledged hot affair and leave your unfaithful boring self.

Crap, Jana ... didn't you read Rule #1 for THIS club?!?

(#1 don't talk about anything, and, if caught, deny everything)

[StevePerryHair]

i think this is real.. its from a reliable site.. i hope he feels better soon..

That's going around the internet. I got it in email form from a family member earlier. I'm surprised it took this many days!

[Jana]

rule number five: don't look like steve perry and date a stalker -- I mean, loon.

[StoneCold]

They lied. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.

Kalika Moquin. Triple bogey:

[Jana]

They lied. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.

Kalika Moquin. Triple bogey:

Girlfriend number three. Busy boy, isn't he?

[steveo777]

They lied. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.

Kalika Moquin. Triple bogey:

Girlfriend number three. Busy boy, isn't he?

Little did we know Tiger has balls outside his golf bag.

[Ehwmatt]

Holy fuck, she is HOT

[steveo777]

Holy fuck, she is HOT

Ya think?

I concur.

[Don]

VEGAS ♥ TIGER!!

[Voyager]

Holy fuck, she is HOT

Ya think?

I concur.

Yeah, but so is his wife:

[Jana]

Leave him, Elin, and hook up with a really hot guy instead of putting up with that crap by a VERY VERY average-looking man.

[Voyager]

LEAVE TIGER ALONE!!!!!

[Voyager]

Leave him, Elin, and hook up with a really hot guy instead of putting up with that crap by a VERY VERY average-looking man.

Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

Too bad I'm not available. Bad timing.

[Jana]

Leave him, Elin, and hook up with a really hot guy instead of putting up with that crap by a VERY VERY average-looking man.

Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

Too bad I'm not available. Bad timing.

Well, she has an identical twin. True.

[Ehwmatt]

Leave him, Elin, and hook up with a really hot guy instead of putting up with that crap by a VERY VERY average-looking man.

Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

Too bad I'm not available. Bad timing.

I'm available