Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

by **Enigma869** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:28 am

Audio of Tiger Woods voicemail to his chick on the side. BUSTED :shock:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ou-2009212

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:35 am

Voyager wrote:Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

They had a prenup and it's probably being reworked as we speak. She'll get more money this way and he can resume bangin' those smoking hot chicks!

by **slucero** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:37 am

Enigma869 wrote:Audio of Tiger Woods voicemail to his chick on the side. BUSTED

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ou-2009212

Game-Set-Match.

by **Jana** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:40 am

Saint John wrote:
Voyager wrote:Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

They had a prenup and it's probably being reworked as we speak. She'll get more money this way and he can resume bangin' those smoking hot chicks!

Whatever prenup they have for lump sum and alimony paments, with two babies, her child support will be huge. And she would receive one of their huge homes, cars on and on. What does she need him for, a dorky looking guy wanting to bang lots of party trash girls to prove something? She's young and hot and would be wealthy and doesn't have to put up with this amount of cheating. Now if he looked like sexy Tom Brady, I guess I would try counseling. :wink:

by **Don** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:41 am

So, which one is the real Tiger Lily?

by **portland** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:42 am

Jana wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Voyager wrote:Yeah, and clip half of his not-so-average wallet to fund a lavish life for you and the new beau.

They had a prenup and it's probably being reworked as we speak. She'll get more money this way and he can resume bangin' those smoking hot chicks!

Whatever prenup they have, with two babies, her child support will be huge. And she would receive one of their huge homes. What does she need him for, a dorky looking guy wanting to bang party trash girls to prove something? She's young and hot and would be wealthy and doesn't have to put up with this amount of cheating. Now if he looked like sexy Tom Brady, I guess I would try counseling.

Jana Agreed!!! LMAO!!!! :wink:

by **Don** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:45 am

Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

by **Jana** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:49 am

Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

No Asians either. Isn't his mom Vietnamese?

The serious girlfriend before Elin had platinum blond hair too. And I guess he likes his hos with darker brownish-blond hair. At least, he's consistent. :wink:

by **parfait** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:57 am

Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

White street on black meat, man.

by **Don** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:01 am

parfait wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

White street on black meat, man.

I have to admit that I prefer mine sukiyaki style.

by **StoneCold** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:13 am

Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

He's not black. He's Cabliasian. He said so himself. :wink:

Cabliasian women are far and few between so hot honkys fit the bill.

by **pinkfloyd1973** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:14 am

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::NEWSFLASH:::::::::::::::::::::::::

Tiger Woods has decided to change his name, he would now like to be known as.................

Cheetah :wink:

Robin 8)

by **StoneCold** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:19 am

pinkfloyd1973 wrote:
Tiger Woods has decided to change his name, he would now like to be known as.................

Cheetah :wink:

ba dum bump, pshhhhhh :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:26 am

my money says she forgives him .. like kobes wife did.. she stood by her man..

by **Don** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:47 am

StoneCold wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

He's not black. He's Cabliasian. He said so himself.

Cabliasian women are far and few between so hot honkys fit the bill.

He's looks KA- BLASIAN now after his wife hooked him up.

Mr. Iron meets Mr. Woods.
Woods fails.

by **DrFU** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:52 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:my money says she forgives him .. like kobes wife did.. she stood by her man..

Holy Mother of DeBeers ... is that ring real? :shock:

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:53 am

DrFU wrote:Holy Mother of DeBeers ... is that ring real?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

by **SteveForever** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:00 am

I"d spend at much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

by **Voyager** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:04 am

NEWSFLASH:

Tiger Woods has joined the Mormon Church and is now a certified polygamist.

Problem solved.

:lol:

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:05 am

SteveForever wrote:I"d spend at much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

The dude's worth well over a billion dollars. Spending his money affects him about as much as pissing on a forest fire.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:06 am

Saint John wrote:
SteveForever wrote:I"d spend at much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

The dude's worth well over a billion dollars. Spending his money affects him about as much as pissing on a forest fire.

like I said, it would be my job over the next 2 years to spend that money....I could do it very well...set myself up for life and all my friends,
descendants and ancestors...

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:09 am

SteveForever wrote:
Saint John wrote:
SteveForever wrote:I"d spend at much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

The dude's worth well over a billion dollars. Spending his money affects him about as much as pissing on a forest fire.

like I said, it would be my job over the next 2 years to spend that money....I could do it very well...set myself up for life and all my friends,
descendants and ancestors...

Whatever she does to him is well deserved after what he did. Personally, I hope she recorded beating his ass. Put it on youtube and humiliate him even more. I've always thought he was a cocky fucking punk.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:09 am

SteveForever wrote:I"d spend as much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

you would fall back in love over that 2 year period..hes just got thoses eyes..

by **Jana** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:12 am

Saint John wrote:
SteveForever wrote:
Saint John wrote:
SteveForever wrote:I"d spend at much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

The dude's worth well over a billion dollars. Spending his money affects him about as much as pissing on a forest fire.

like I said, it would be my job over the next 2 years to spend that money....I could do it very well...set myself up for life and all my friends,
descendants and ancestors...

Whatever she does to him is well deserved after what he did. Personally, I hope she recorded beating his ass. Put it on youtube and humiliate him even more. I've always thought he was a cocky fucking punk.

He said in an old interview she was feisty. Good for her going after him.

You know ho number two will in in Playboy soon enough. Now, hos numbers one and three might happen too.

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:13 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
SteveForever wrote:I"d spend as much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce

you would fall back in love over that 2 year period..hes just got thoses eyes..

My reaction to your post is about the same as the one in your avatar! :lol:

by **Don** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:14 am

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

No Asians either. Isn't his mom Vietnamese?

The serious girlfriend before Elin had platinum blond hair too. And I guess he likes his hos with darker brownish-blond hair. At least, he's consistent.

His mom is Thai. Some of my Female Co-workers know her from going to Temple. Her son is the talk of community, right now.

Bad Tiger.

by **Jana** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:20 am

Gunbot wrote:
Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Where are the black women at? Dude appears to like his gravy white.

No Asians either. Isn't his mom Vietnamese?

The serious girlfriend before Elin had platinum blond hair too. And I guess he likes his hos with darker brownish-blond hair. At least, he's consistent.

His mom is Thai. Some of my Female Co-workers know her from going to Temple. Her son is the talk of community, right now.

Bad Tiger.

He'll be fine here b/c this is a major golfing community and he is a God to all those golfers, and where he lives has a lot of pro basketball athletes. He won't stand out regarding infidelity. :lol:

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:23 am

He can hang out with Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, and they can debate who fucked the hottest white chick while still married. :lol:

Advantage: Tiger.

by **Jana** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:26 am

Saint John wrote:He can hang out with Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, and they can debate who fucked the hottest white chick while still married. Advantage: Tiger.

Advantage Tiger, too, b/c he wasn't accused of raping any of these women in a hotel room. :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:50 am

Enigma869 wrote:Audio of Tiger Woods voicemail to his chick on the side. BUSTED

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ou-2009212

this is kinda funny to me.. " hi this is Tiger",, i just cant explain it ..

MR

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