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Postby YoungJRNY » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:54 am

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SteveForever wrote:I"d spend as much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce :)


:lol: you would fall back in love over that 2 year period..hes just got thoses eyes.. 8)


You mean the eyes bulging out of your face look? It's like one of those squishy Halloween goo balls that you squeeze and it expands, and the eyes bulge out. That's what Tiger looks like.

I said it time and time again.. Tiger Woods should have his hat surgically put on his head. He just looks better with it.. without it he's FUGLY.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:58 am

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SteveForever wrote:I"d spend as much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce :)


:lol: you would fall back in love over that 2 year period..hes just got thoses eyes.. 8)


You mean the eyes bulging out of your face look? It's like one of those squishy Halloween goo balls that you squeeze and it expands, and the eyes bulge out. That's what Tiger looks like.

I said it time and time again.. Tiger Woods should have his hat surgically put on his head. He just looks better with it.. without it he's FUGLY.


you guys are Harsh.. :lol:

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Postby Don » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:59 am

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Enigma869 wrote:Audio of Tiger Woods voicemail to his chick on the side. BUSTED :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ou-2009212


this is kinda funny to me.. " hi this is Tiger",, i just cant explain it ..


Not Rabbit, not Piglet, not Pooh, and definitely not Eeyore, just good old Tiger.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:17 am

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YoungJRNY wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
SteveForever wrote:I"d spend as much money as I could over the next 2 years, then file for divorce :)


:lol: you would fall back in love over that 2 year period..hes just got thoses eyes.. 8)


You mean the eyes bulging out of your face look? It's like one of those squishy Halloween goo balls that you squeeze and it expands, and the eyes bulge out. That's what Tiger looks like.

I said it time and time again.. Tiger Woods should have his hat surgically put on his head. He just looks better with it.. without it he's FUGLY.


you guys are Harsh.. :lol:

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HAHAHAHAAH YES!

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Postby Jana » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:27 am

LOL:

"A Swedish golfer who once employed Tiger Woods' wife -- Elin Nordegren -- and even introduced her to Tiger, just blasted him after a round today, saying he hopes Elin uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron.

Jesper Parnevik employed both Elin and her twin sister as nannies in 2000, introducing Elin to Tiger the following year. Parnevik told a reporter he feels "especially sad since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him."

Parnevik says Tiger may have taken his Nike credo too far and that next time, "Maybe not just do it."
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Postby Don » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:29 am

Newly uncovered picture of Tiger as an infant.


Tiger or Cheetah? You decide.

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Postby YoungJRNY » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:31 am

Jana wrote:LOL:

"A Swedish golfer who once employed Tiger Woods' wife -- Elin Nordegren -- and even introduced her to Tiger, just blasted him after a round today, saying he hopes Elin uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron.

Jesper Parnevik employed both Elin and her twin sister as nannies in 2000, introducing Elin to Tiger the following year. Parnevik told a reporter he feels "especially sad since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him."

Parnevik says Tiger may have taken his Nike credo too far and that next time, "Maybe not just do it."


Ouch.

Watching Tiger Woods will just NOT be the same. He'll always have this dark spot on his image. Now all I'm going to have is this image of him banging hot chicks left and right. DAMMIT, like him being worth BILLIONS of dollars to hit a golf ball wasn't enough, and this dude is banging 3 (possibly 4 or 10) hotties at once? Will never be the same I tell yah.
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Postby Playitloudforme » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:53 am

Just some observations after looking at the police drawing of the accident's course.

1) He ran over a median, into a hedge, bounced off a wall, crashed through the fire hydrant and then into the tree. Not exactly a straight line, much more erratic. South out of his driveway, then left into the hedge, then up the street, basically in a U shape around his house, but no where near that smooth. Considering there was no medication/alcohol involved, that level of erratic driving is bizarre.

2) Wife reportedly knocked in the back window with a golf club to 'rescue' her husband. Why not the front window? Why go through the back of a big SUV? It's not like the car was jammed up. Pictures I saw had the front messed up due to fire hydrant. I had a car accident where we flipped it (doing 60), and we rolled down an embankment. 20 strangers came to help me and the kids out of the car... through the front window... not the back. It makes no sense that she'd rescue him from the back. I smell BS.

3) Wife drove a golf cart, conveniently carrying said golf club to rescue her hubby. Why drive? Why not run? Does she have a broken foot and can't walk??? Don't think so. Pictures of golf cart near the crashed car as evidence. I wouldn't bother getting a Golf cart for crying out loud...he didn't go that far.

4) Video exists. But isn't turned over to the police. Wtf? nothing to hide, you got nothing to hide, right??????

It looks more like she was chasing him with the damn golf car, club in hand, she smashed the back window with the club while chasing him. Neighbors report hearing the arguing.

And then they lied to the police.

Just cause he's a celeb doesn't mean he's exempt from the law. When you lie to police, aren't there issues there? Just my observations, but his facts, and the photographic evidence doesn't match.

I'm not as bothered by the cheating thing, although that does stink big time considering it all came out on a holiday, but the lying to the police... uh uh... not ok. I'm sure he doesn't want his wifey going to jail, but if she was chasing his ass with a golf cart and club... that would be aggravated assault, right? Isn't that a felony? As much as I wanted to run over my ex-hubby with my car... I didn't. Jail and me... not a good time.
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Postby Jana » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:03 pm

Playitloudforme wrote:Just some observations after looking at the police drawing of the accident's course.

1) He ran over a median, into a hedge, bounced off a wall, crashed through the fire hydrant and then into the tree. Not exactly a straight line, much more erratic. South out of his driveway, then left into the hedge, then up the street, basically in a U shape around his house, but no where near that smooth. Considering there was no medication/alcohol involved, that level of erratic driving is bizarre.

2) Wife reportedly knocked in the back window with a golf club to 'rescue' her husband. Why not the front window? Why go through the back of a big SUV? It's not like the car was jammed up. Pictures I saw had the front messed up due to fire hydrant. I had a car accident where we flipped it (doing 60), and we rolled down an embankment. 20 strangers came to help me and the kids out of the car... through the front window... not the back. It makes no sense that she'd rescue him from the back. I smell BS.

3) Wife drove a golf cart, conveniently carrying said golf club to rescue her hubby. Why drive? Why not run? Does she have a broken foot and can't walk??? Don't think so. Pictures of golf cart near the crashed car as evidence. I wouldn't bother getting a Golf cart for crying out loud...he didn't go that far.

4) Video exists. But isn't turned over to the police. Wtf? nothing to hide, you got nothing to hide, right??????

It looks more like she was chasing him with the damn golf car, club in hand, she smashed the back window with the club while chasing him. Neighbors report hearing the arguing.

And then they lied to the police.

Just cause he's a celeb doesn't mean he's exempt from the law. When you lie to police, aren't there issues there? Just my observations, but his facts, and the photographic evidence doesn't match.

I'm not as bothered by the cheating thing, although that does stink big time considering it all came out on a holiday, but the lying to the police... uh uh... not ok. I'm sure he doesn't want his wifey going to jail, but if she was chasing his ass with a golf cart and club... that would be aggravated assault, right? Isn't that a felony? As much as I wanted to run over my ex-hubby with my car... I didn't. Jail and me... not a good time.


A felony? Come on. It's private problems at their home. And good for her. It was just a golf cart, not chasing him in some big SUV. And he deserved to be smacked with a golf club. :wink:

Neighbors said they heard no arguing and that his injuries were not consistent with being hit by a club. So there was nothing more for the police to look at. And she smashed the back left passenger window to reach in and open his door and get him out b/c he was unconscious. If she would have broken his window, glass would have hit him. Now on the other right back passenger window maybe she hit it as he was driving away from his home. Who cares? It's their car.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:12 pm

As a victim of a recent assault, I can tell you that aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (knife) is only a misdemeanor - at least here in good old North Carolina.

Spitting on someone, however, is considered a felony - I remember reading about some small-time con (stole a few TV's) who got arrested in Raleigh and spit on the arresting officer. Now he's in prison for expectorating on a cop - for 15 years.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:16 pm

Playitloudforme wrote:Just some observations after looking at the police drawing of the accident's course.

1) He ran over a median, into a hedge, bounced off a wall, crashed through the fire hydrant and then into the tree. Not exactly a straight line, much more erratic. South out of his driveway, then left into the hedge, then up the street, basically in a U shape around his house, but no where near that smooth. Considering there was no medication/alcohol involved, that level of erratic driving is bizarre.

2) Wife reportedly knocked in the back window with a golf club to 'rescue' her husband. Why not the front window? Why go through the back of a big SUV? It's not like the car was jammed up. Pictures I saw had the front messed up due to fire hydrant. I had a car accident where we flipped it (doing 60), and we rolled down an embankment. 20 strangers came to help me and the kids out of the car... through the front window... not the back. It makes no sense that she'd rescue him from the back. I smell BS.

3) Wife drove a golf cart, conveniently carrying said golf club to rescue her hubby. Why drive? Why not run? Does she have a broken foot and can't walk??? Don't think so. Pictures of golf cart near the crashed car as evidence. I wouldn't bother getting a Golf cart for crying out loud...he didn't go that far.

4) Video exists. But isn't turned over to the police. Wtf? nothing to hide, you got nothing to hide, right??????

It looks more like she was chasing him with the damn golf car, club in hand, she smashed the back window with the club while chasing him. Neighbors report hearing the arguing.

And then they lied to the police.

Just cause he's a celeb doesn't mean he's exempt from the law. When you lie to police, aren't there issues there? Just my observations, but his facts, and the photographic evidence doesn't match.

I'm not as bothered by the cheating thing, although that does stink big time considering it all came out on a holiday, but the lying to the police... uh uh... not ok. I'm sure he doesn't want his wifey going to jail, but if she was chasing his ass with a golf cart and club... that would be aggravated assault, right? Isn't that a felony? As much as I wanted to run over my ex-hubby with my car... I didn't. Jail and me... not a good time.


Well, the whole story is absolute BS and is sugar coated, just like any other story. Here's what happened.

They were obviously arguing and fighting for days, and hours before the incident occurred. After claiming he was too tired to mate and throw her the schlong, his wife was suspicious & went through his phone and found raunchy text messages of Tiger sending naughty messages to women. She confronted him, he denied it in a panic. She called his bluff, freaking out like any raged women would. (Head up, red face, eyes wide, and veins popped.. a lot of gibberish in a angered slur. ) Tiger claimed his innocence, told her he isn't putting up with her cheating accusing bullshit because he's Tiger Woods and he's outta here. He left the house in a hurry. She follows, he rush's, she grabbed a golf club, and when she finally got to the car, Tiger was backing out, she smashed in his windshield in a rage and this commotion caused him to veer out of control and hit the fire hydrant, and eventually into the tree. Since the windshield was already busted, and since she was already in the back of the car, she just climbed through the window, grabbed him, and let him out the front door, and laid him on the street. She probably, more than likely mother fucked him and explained in FINE detail how she was going to make his life a living hell. He cried himself unconsciousness until Police got there.

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Postby JH'sTXfan » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:19 pm

7 Wishes wrote:As a victim of a recent assault, I can tell you that aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (knife) is only a misdemeanor - at least here in good old North Carolina.

Spitting on someone, however, is considered a felony - I remember reading about some small-time con (stole a few TV's) who got arrested in Raleigh and spit on the arresting officer. Now he's in prison for expectorating on a cop - for 15 years.


Good. He deserves it.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:20 pm

I don't think that spitting on someone - whether or not it's a cop - should bring a 15 year sentence, whereas someone attempting to stab an innocent person (my attacker was drunk and high on drugs) is looking at 6 months' probation and no jail time.
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Postby Jana » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:23 pm

well, I guess since it was proven Tiger's organization paid for the first one, Rachel's ticket, and probably upset the second one stole all of her thunder and a third one about to, she released this statement finally admitting the affair. This is hysterical. She's a nobody and now Gloria Allred is going to give a press conference. :roll:

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman identified woman as romantically linked to Tiger Woods, is now admitting to an affair with the golfing great, after adamantly denying it, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Her attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Thursday, saying only in a press release that "at the news conference Ms. Allred will make a statement about Ms. Uchitel’s relationship with Tiger Woods
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Postby portland » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:26 pm

Jana wrote:well, I guess since it was proven Tiger's organization paid for the first one, Rachel's ticket, and probably upset the second one stole all of her thunder and a third one about to, she released this statement finally admitting the affair. This is hysterical. She's a nobody and she's going to give a news conference. :roll:

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman identified woman as romantically linked to Tiger Woods, is now admitting to an affair with the golfing great, after adamantly denying it, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Her attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Thursday, saying only in a press release that "at the news conference Ms. Allred will make a statement about Ms. Uchitel’s relationship with Tiger Woods






WTF...Why is this news??? Am I missing something??? Why does she need representation??? This is FUCKED UP!!!
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Postby Jana » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:30 pm

portland wrote:
Jana wrote:well, I guess since it was proven Tiger's organization paid for the first one, Rachel's ticket, and probably upset the second one stole all of her thunder and a third one about to, she released this statement finally admitting the affair. This is hysterical. She's a nobody and she's going to give a news conference. :roll:

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman identified woman as romantically linked to Tiger Woods, is now admitting to an affair with the golfing great, after adamantly denying it, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Her attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Thursday, saying only in a press release that "at the news conference Ms. Allred will make a statement about Ms. Uchitel’s relationship with Tiger Woods






WTF...Why is this news??? Am I missing something??? Why does she need representation??? This is FUCKED UP!!!


I know. She flies all the way from New York to California to see Alred. Of course, that made for a great photo op at the airport. I'm sure they tipped off the press for the attention. What, they don't have great attorneys in New York City. And she said she was going to sue National Enquirer. Why? It was true. Now, a press conference, so Gloria can get her face in front of the cameras as always. Why does she have to do anything if she wants her privacy a she said? It was leaked that he paid for her ticket to Australia. Fine. There's too many other women to occupy the press now. So just keep quiet and people will lose interest.

There was some rambling interview she gave to the Daily Post in New York the other day denying the affair, with elaborate explanations of how important she is and always on the phone regarding celebrities and she travels with celebrities for her job. Why traveling, if she's just a VIP hostess at a bar? The she went on to say the losers that sold the story about her and Tiger are drug addicts and were on vacation with her and overhead her on the phone for hours mentioning Tiger b/c she was setting up a bachelor party he was going to be at. Nothing made sense, just rambling. Then she said the girl she was with, that sold the story, went upstairs with some man where they were on vacation and he was paying her for sex, and the man came down and wanted his money back and blah, blah, blah. :shock: It was hysterical.
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Postby portland » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:33 pm

Jana wrote:
portland wrote:
Jana wrote:well, I guess since it was proven Tiger's organization paid for the first one, Rachel's ticket, and probably upset the second one stole all of her thunder and a third one about to, she released this statement finally admitting the affair. This is hysterical. She's a nobody and she's going to give a news conference. :roll:

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman identified woman as romantically linked to Tiger Woods, is now admitting to an affair with the golfing great, after adamantly denying it, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Her attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Thursday, saying only in a press release that "at the news conference Ms. Allred will make a statement about Ms. Uchitel’s relationship with Tiger Woods






WTF...Why is this news??? Am I missing something??? Why does she need representation??? This is FUCKED UP!!!


I know. She flies all the way from New York to California to see Alred. Of course, that made for a great photo op at the airport. I'm sure they tipped off the press for the attention. What, they don't have great attorneys in New York City. And she said she was going to sue National Enquirer. Why? It was true. Now, a press conference, so Gloria can get her face in front of the cameras as always. Why does she have to do anything if she wants her privacy a she said? It was leaked that he paid for her ticket to Australia. Fine. There's too many other women to occupy the press now. So just keep quiet and people will lose interest.





It's fucked any way you look at it.......and well this is what is now considered news....makes my stomach turn!!!
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Postby slucero » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:11 pm

I wonder which of his endorsements is gonna walk away 1st....

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Postby Voyager » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:24 pm

slucero wrote:I wonder which of his endorsements is gonna walk away 1st....


Defintely not AshleyMadison.com.

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Postby T-Bone » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:48 pm

Tiger Woods has made an official announcement on his website that after this weeks events, he's changing his name to "Cheetah Woods"

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Postby Don » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:08 pm

Notice how all the changes in Eldrick's character began after his father died? The swearing on the course, the sour face when he's losing, the throwing of clubs and other inmature acts when things aren't going his way and most importantly, the need to start playing the field hot and heavy. Was Cheetah's father really his moral compass, keeping him on the straight and narrow? At one point didn't Earl Woods proclaim his son as the messiah?
Oh, how the times have changed in that regard..
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Postby Jana » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:25 pm

"The Daily Beast has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.

Traditionally it’s a divorce that makes a financial dent for a wealthy athlete like Tiger Woods. But it appears that in Tiger’s case, it’s going to cost him to stay with his wife, Elin Nordegren, the mother of their two children.

In a statement Wednesday, Tiger said, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.” Words are evidently not enough to mollify Elin: The Daily Beast has learned the details of what it’s costing Tiger to keep his marriage intact. A lawyer familiar with the hastily conducted negotiations of the past 72 hours said that as of Wednesday evening Elin has been offered a $5 million payment immediately if she agrees to stay—and her prenuptial agreement is being revised to give her up to an additional $55 million.

There’s a price to having a life turned upside down in the public eye. That’s what the couple is hammering out now.

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• Douglas Rushkoff: Tiger’s Digital Sex Trap When the couple married on Oct. 5, 2004, at the Sandy Lane resort in Barbados, Elin signed a prenuptial agreement reportedly worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage, not considered a large payout for someone who was already as successful as Tiger by then. (The tightlipped Woods camp, almost obsessive about releasing any personal information after Tiger’s blundering interviews with GQ in 1997, has never acknowledged the existence of the first prenup, although it’s been widely reported).

But in light of a string of women coming forward to say they had affairs with Tiger since his marriage, Elin has demanded that the prenup be rewritten, Chicago Sun-Times columnist Bill Zwecker reported Wednesday. “The links legend’s spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount—immediately transferred [sic] into an account she alone controls—to stick with her husband,” Zwecker wrote. “At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods’ wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I’m being told that time frame has been shortened—and the dollar amount increased ‘substantially.’”

The lawyer familiar with the couple’s negotiations told The Daily Beast that Tiger also has agreed to shorten the original prenup to seven years from the date of marriage, meaning it will vest in another two. And the revised agreement provides for a staggered schedule of payments spread out over five years that could be worth upward of $75 million. So for Elin to collect $80 million, she’ll need to stay with Tiger another seven years, be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story. Even if she lasts only two more years, she’ll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.

Tiger’s advisers, who have successfully gotten the couple into counseling sessions, believe that keeping the marriage intact will help Tiger keep his corporate sponsors and bolster his dented image. Elin is herself considered a good asset. She’s never been a publicity hound or used her marriage to make money through self-help books, lecture series, or QVC makeup and jewelry lines. Rather, she’s just maintained a low profile and dedicated herself to being a spouse and mother. As opposed to some other celebrities, like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie, Elin has never pushed her kids into the public eye. So, now, if she is persuaded to stay, she knows little will be the same. Her quiet life is finished. A Los Angeles-based paparazzo told me that a photo of Elin and the children would fetch $250,000. Some agencies are offering $100,000 just for tips that pay off with photos.

There’s a price to having a life turned upside down in the public eye. That’s what the couple is hammering out now. Since Tiger Inc. is in crisis, it’s likely she will accept a deal rather than allow her anger and sense of humiliation to prevail. The Woods camp is about to pull off the most expensive “stand by your man” stand ever. (Attempts for any comment from the Woods camp were not successful."
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Postby Jana » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:42 am

"Rachel Uchitel was set to go public and admit her affair with Tiger Woods until a last-minute flurry of phone calls between her rep and representatives for the golfer, RadarOnline.com is learning exclusively.

Multiple sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Tiger’s people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking about Tiger and that they were willing to go a long, long way to keep her silent.

One source claimed that Rachel was negotiating a $1 million payoff by Tiger’s people to remain silent. When asked about this, Gloria Allred told RadarOnline.com, “no comment.”
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:11 am

Police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the club, she replied, "oh, 5 or 6, but just put me down for a 4" 8)
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Postby Behshad » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:23 am

T-Bone wrote:Tiger Woods has made an official announcement on his website that after this weeks events, he's changing his name to "Cheetah Woods"

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Postby lights1961 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:28 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:Police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the club, she replied, "oh, 5 or 6, but just put me down for a 4" 8)


good one.

I bet she took a muligan too!!
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Postby DrFU » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:29 am

I guess Ho, Ho, Ho has a new meaning for Tiger this year ... :lol:
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Postby Don » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:09 am

Cheetah chillin' with Snoop.

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Postby Saint John » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:55 am

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconscious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Rachel Uchitel is a skank as well. She basically prostituted herself out. She's a fuckin' whore and I'd tell her that to her face. The guy's got a family and just because he's a big enough scumbag to cheat doesn't make it ok for you to oblige, for nothing more than $$$. Pig. Roll around in all that money all you want, but you're still a dirty whore.
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Postby slucero » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:07 pm

This is totally lose-lose for Cheetah...er I mean Tiger... all this negotiation so he can preserve his "image"... yet... the whole world is privy to the negotiation... lol...

Mrs. Woods should get alll she can in her renegotiated prenup... and keep her right to "Tell all" later...

Fuck Cheetah...


can't wait for the SNL skit on this.... :lol:

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