Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Rick]

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconcious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Rachel Uchitel is a skank as well. She basically prostituted herself out. She's a fuckin' whore and I'd tell her that to her face. The guy's got a family and just because he's a big enough scumbag to cheat doesn't make it ok for you to oblige, for nothing more than $$$. Pig. Roll around in all that money all you want, but you're still a dirty whore.

If I may....

Can you imagine the propositions this guy gets daily? I don't think any of us can fathom the temptations this guy resists on a daily basis. Maybe he turned down the first 300, 500, or 1000. How long can you resist that kind of temptation on a daily basis?

[Rick]

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconcious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Rachel Uchitel is a skank as well. She basically prostituted herself out. She's a fuckin' whore and I'd tell her that to her face. The guy's got a family and just because he's a big enough scumbag to cheat doesn't make it ok for you to oblige, for nothing more than $$$. Pig. Roll around in all that money all you want, but you're still a dirty whore.

If I may....

Can you imagine the propositions this guy gets daily? I don't think any of us can fathom the temptations this guy resists on a daily basis. Maybe he turned down the first 300, 500, or 1000. How long can you resist that kind of temptation on a daily basis?

And let me say, I, in no way, condone what he did. Just throwing that out there.

[Saint John]

How long can you resist that kind of temptation on a daily basis?

Until he's divorced.

[Ehwmatt]

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconcious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Rachel Uchitel is a skank as well. She basically prostituted herself out. She's a fuckin' whore and I'd tell her that to her face. The guy's got a family and just because he's a big enough scumbag to cheat doesn't make it ok for you to oblige, for nothing more than $$$. Pig. Roll around in all that money all you want, but you're still a dirty whore.

If I may....

Can you imagine the propositions this guy gets daily? I don't think any of us can fathom the temptations this guy resists on a daily basis. Maybe he turned down the first 300, 500, or 1000. How long can you resist that kind of temptation on a daily basis?

I feel for that part of it, but the point is, he's still married. He was famous and rich before he got married, he knew heading into it the amount of poon out there that would gladly open for him at the drop of a dime. He should have steeled himself if he was gonna get married.

Like it's been said, this is a relatively sympathetic defense for one or maybe two slip-ups, but not for having a bunch of broads on the side that are repeat players. There's a not-so-fine line between fucking up and just being a scumbag. He crossed it two girlfriends and three vaginas ago.

[StoneCold]

[7 Wishes]

Plenty of "ordinary" people who wind up making a lot of money do what he has done. It happens all the time. Were he a politician, I would feel his behavior would be everyone's business, but he's a golfer. I'm really not interested anymore. I certainly lost a lot of respect for him, but he's not in public office.

[Jana]

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconcious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Rachel Uchitel is a skank as well. She basically prostituted herself out. She's a fuckin' whore and I'd tell her that to her face. The guy's got a family and just because he's a big enough scumbag to cheat doesn't make it ok for you to oblige, for nothing more than $$$. Pig. Roll around in all that money all you want, but you're still a dirty whore.

If I may....

Can you imagine the propositions this guy gets daily? I don't think any of us can fathom the temptations this guy resists on a daily basis. Maybe he turned down the first 300, 500, or 1000. How long can you resist that kind of temptation on a daily basis?

I feel for that part of it, but the point is, he's still married. He was famous and rich before he got married, he knew heading into it the amount of poon out there that would gladly open for him at the drop of a dime. He should have steeled himself if he was gonna get married.

Like it's been said, this is a relatively sympathetic defense for one or maybe two slip-ups, but not for having a bunch of broads on the side that are repeat players. There's a not-so-fine line between fucking up and just being a scumbag. He crossed it two girlfriends and three vaginas ago.

Absolutely. Agree. It was more than an anonymous one-night stand a few times where he then had no ongoing contact. It was ongoing relationships and a bunch of texts and e-mails (300 for one) over the course of time. And the one girl he was even planning to see but had to cancel one time b/c his wife went into labor in 2007. He's a pig and everything he was doing was taking away from his marriage. These three are just the ones we know about. Think how many more. With his type of behavior I'm sure he was reckless about condoms. She needs to stay with him for two more years b/c she has babies and would be hard emotionally to have so much change at this time, and get that 40 million dollars he's increased her prenup to, and then kick him to the curb. I just don't see a longterm future with these two even with the counseling they're supposedly into now. He's caused so much damage to the marriage. I could never look at him the same. Maybe she's a better person than I am, though.

[lights1961]

now I know why Tiger did not win a MAJOR last year... and might not for while... the galleries next year out to be interesting...



R

[Playitloudforme]

Everyone in this case makes me fucking sick. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife and, more importantly, his children. He should have been beaten unconscious with that golf club. She didn't hit nearly enough. In fact, had she beaten him to death I would have found her not guilty because of that "heat of passion" shit. Cheating on your wife while she's pregnant with your child??? Does it get any lower than that??? And possibly bringing diseases home from these pigs? Unreal.

Yup... cheating on your wife when she's pregnant... and Getting THAT one pregnant. And then telling your wife about the girlfriend the day you bring home your child from the hospital.

Let me tell you from experience... it sucks.

[Jana]

Ho No. 4 is now coming out for her 15 minutes of fame and payday. We'll see how many, legit and non-legit, come out.

"Another woman is coming forward claiming she had a long-term affair with Tiger Woods ... and to prove she means business, she's already hired herself a lawyer.

TMZ has learned the alleged mistress -- that's number four on your scorecards -- claims this relationship didn't originate in Vegas, it started near Tiger's home in Orlando.

The women -- a former VIP cocktail server (sounds familiar) -- has hired Orlando attorney Michael O'Quinn to address the media with her story very soon.

We're told the woman claims she began having the alleged affair with Tiger back in 2004 -- when she was 20-years-old -- and insists the affair lasted for more than two years."

[Maui Tom]

we found out the one thing Tiger can't do....

he FLUNKED Playa School!

[slucero]

and then there were FOUR...

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... eport.html.



Jamie Jungers, Las Vegas cocktail waitress, is fourth alleged Tiger Woods mistress

BY Tracy Connor and Samuel Goldsmith
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Originally Published:Saturday, December 5th 2009, 7:51 AM
Updated: Saturday, December 5th 2009, 7:54 PM



Four!

Yet another blond was added to Tiger Woods' sultry score card Saturday - earning the married father of two a quadruple bogey with his supermodel wife.

Las Vegas cocktail waitress and model Jamie Jungers, 26, reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid, RadarOnline.com reports.

Jungers, a busty head turner whose physical features resemble the three alleged mistresses that precede her, was unavailable for comment yesterday, but updated her status on Myspace.com to say her mood was "anxious."

TMZ.com reports that Jungers started her affair with Woods in the golfer's suburban Orlando home in 2004 when she was just 20-years-old. She has allegedly retained Orlando lawyer Michael O'Quinn.

As the list of alleged mistresses grows a pattern begins to emerge: they are all cocktail waitresses.

Jamiee Grubbs, the only woman to publicly admit having an affair with Woods, was also a cocktail waitress.

And Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan woman who has denied sleeping with Tiger, is a VIP hostess at trendy nightclubs.

Woods has also been linked in reports to Kalika Moquin, 27, a Vegas nightclub executive who denies any affair.

The sex scandal exploded last week after Woods, 33, mysteriously crashed his car outside his home, reportedly after an argument with wife Elin about other women.

He has apologized.

[Don]

[Jana]

More info on Ho No. 4:

"Jamie, who is telling friends she had an affair with the golf champ lasting two years, is a model for Trashygirls.com, an entertainment company connected to the well-known Hollywood boutique Trashy Lingerie.

Learn More About Tiger’s Latest Lady

Trashygirls.com owner Mary Loomis-Shrier spoke to RadarOnline.com exclusively, and said she hired Jungers close to five years ago during a casting call in Las Vegas.

“My biggest clients are the casinos in Vegas…they would hire me to bring 30 or 40 of my lingerie models from LA to Vegas to spice up their high rollers and celeb parties,” Loomis-Shrier said. “When the Palms hired me, I held a casting call to pick the sweetest looking local Vegas models, and that’s how I met Jamie.”

When news of Tiger’s many affairs broke, Loomis-Shrier said she immediately called Jungers and asked her point blank if the rumors she’d been hearing about her friend were true.

“I called her and said, ‘congratulations on being mistress number 4'," Loomis-Shrier told RadarOnline.com. “And Jamie started laughing. I asked her if it was true, and she told me that it was.”

Loomis-Shrier insists Jungers, originally from Kansas, is a sweet, quiet girl. “If I had to put my models into categories, saying here are the top ten girls most likely to dance on a pole, Jamie was not that girl. I’m very picky…my girls have to be beautiful but approachable. And they cannot be hookers, she said. I have strict policies about drug use and prostitution. If you have sex with someone, I don’t want to know about it.”

Some people have likened the beautiful blonde Jungers to Tiger Wood’s wife Elin. Jungers met Tiger in Las Vegas and their romantic hookups reportedly took place in several different cities, with Tiger arranging for him to meet her.

Jamie was engaged to businessman Derek Schmidt at the time she began her affair with Woods, he told London's Sunday Mirror newspaper. "I knew Tiger had come on to her and asked for her number," Schmidt said. "I knew that he called her whenever he came to Las Vegas. But she insisted nothing was going on. Now I feel like a total idiot."

[steveo777]

I don't know who's worse, Tiger, or these Ho's coming out of the woodwork looking for a payday. Both are proving to be pretty disgusting.

[StoneCold]

we found out the one thing Tiger can't do....

he FLUNKED Playa School!

Seems like he's quite the playa though, his err was getting hitched. I can barely tell the wife from some of the ho ho hoes.

What is it up to now, 8? I'm losing track.

I'm waiting for the cheerleader so Portland will feature her in the av.

[Ehwmatt]

I don't know who's worse, Tiger, or these Ho's coming out of the woodwork looking for a payday. Both are proving to be pretty disgusting.

They're all scum and pigs

[portland]

we found out the one thing Tiger can't do....

he FLUNKED Playa School!

Seems like he's quite the playa though, his err was getting hitched. I can barely tell the wife from some of the ho ho hoes.

What is it up to now, 8? I'm losing track.

I'm waiting for the cheerleader so Portland will feature her in the av.

You are a funny guy~~

[WalkInMyShoes]

Bob Schieffer's commentary this morning on CBS about Tiger Woods:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG4yWTi8 ... r_embedded

[StoneCold]

we found out the one thing Tiger can't do....

he FLUNKED Playa School!

Seems like he's quite the playa though, his err was getting hitched. I can barely tell the wife from some of the ho ho hoes.

What is it up to now, 8? I'm losing track.

I'm waiting for the cheerleader so Portland will feature her in the av.

You are a funny guy~~

Just keep the cheeries coming and I'll work on the jokes a bit.

I like your current one too. Reminds me of the girl from Hunter (or Zena). Both cute.

[WalkInMyShoes]

Geez..........nobody appreciates my cheerleader.....Portland was the only one that "got it".

[slucero]

SNL... omg priceless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8lJlWsURA

[StoneCold]

Geez..........nobody appreciates my cheerleader.....Portland was the only one that "got it".

No man can comment on THAT cheerleader lest be labeled a pedo here.


Good clip from Bob Schieffer though.

[WalkInMyShoes]

Geez..........nobody appreciates my cheerleader.....Portland was the only one that "got it".

No man can comment on THAT cheerleader lest be labeled a pedo here.

I suppose you're right...

[Jana]

SNL... omg priceless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8lJlWsURA

That was a fantastic skit.

[Jana]

I've lost track of how many and which one this is. But they have said he's up to six.

"Tiger Woods told one of his alleged mistresses his marriage was a sham -- "It's only for publicity" -- this, according to her lawyer.

We've also learned she has lurid details of the alleged 2-year affair and Tiger's lawyer has already contacted her attorney.

Michael O'Quinn tells TMZ his client -- O'Quinn asked us not to ID her by name but it's not Jamie Junger -- met Tiger Woods at Roxy Nightclub in Orlando, Florida in 2004. Tiger was engaged at the time. The woman -- then a 20-year-old cocktail waitress at the club -- claims she went back to Tiger's and had sex the night they met, and then carried on an affair for the next two years.

At a point she says she wanted out of the relationship because Tiger had already married Elin Nordegren. She claims Tiger told her his marriage was for image -- "It's only for publicity," she claims he said.

We've learned famed attorney Jay Lavely from Lavely and Singer reached out to O'Quinn this weekend. We've also learned Lavely has had "multiple contacts" with attorneys who represent other women as well."

[bluejeangirl76]

Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

*honk* *honk*

I haven't.

At least I don't think so... there was an incident with a bottle of Jack Daniels, a golf cart, a ball washer and one of those golf club covers with the fuzzy ball on top... but I'm pretty sure that wasn't Tiger Woods.

[Michigan Girl]

He's the Wilt the Stilt and Gene Simmons of the Golf course...*Shock*
Should've stayed single!!

[Jana]

"The New York Daily News reports that porn star Holly Sampson is the seventh woman connected to Tiger Woods' expanding sex scandal. The Daily Mail also referenced Sampson over the weekend.

Who is Holly Sampson? According to her IMDb page, she is a 36-year-old actress whose film appearances include racy titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. Her filmography contains 85 titles, most of which appear to be pornographic or erotic films. She has also used the name Nicolette Foster. Scroll down for pictures of Woods' latest alleged lover."

There's always good news. No gay lovers, no underage affairs discovered. You have to look at it as the glass half full and not half empty, Tiger.

[Jana]

"The New York Daily News reports that porn star Holly Sampson is the seventh woman connected to Tiger Woods' expanding sex scandal. The Daily Mail also referenced Sampson over the weekend.

Who is Holly Sampson? According to her IMDb page, she is a 36-year-old actress whose film appearances include racy titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. Her filmography contains 85 titles, most of which appear to be pornographic or erotic films. She has also used the name Nicolette Foster. Scroll down for pictures of Woods' latest alleged lover."

There's always good news. No gay lovers, no underage affairs discovered, no pregnant hos by you, no AIDS. You have to look at it as the glass half full and not half empty, Tiger.