Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Ehwmatt]

"The New York Daily News reports that porn star Holly Sampson is the seventh woman connected to Tiger Woods' expanding sex scandal. The Daily Mail also referenced Sampson over the weekend.

Who is Holly Sampson? According to her IMDb page, she is a 36-year-old actress whose film appearances include racy titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. Her filmography contains 85 titles, most of which appear to be pornographic or erotic films. She has also used the name Nicolette Foster. Scroll down for pictures of Woods' latest alleged lover."

There's always good news. No gay lovers, no underage affairs discovered, no pregnant hos by you, no AIDS. You have to look at it as the glass half full and not half empty, Tiger.

So far!

[StoneCold]

Jana, you double tooted, lay off the crackberry.

Are we supposed to read them both and find the difference?


Which one of these hoes are not like these other hoes?


In other breaking news, I liked BJG's story of the ball washer incident. Pics would be a bonus.

[bluejeangirl76]

In other breaking news, I liked BJG's story of the ball washer incident. Pics would be a bonus.

I'm saving them for blackmail purposes. Sorry.

[Jana]

Jana, you double tooted, lay off the crackberry.

Are we supposed to read them both and find the difference?


Which one of these hoes are not like these other hoes?


In other breaking news, I liked BJG's story of the ball washer incident. Pics would be a bonus.

How did that happen? sorry.

[Ehwmatt]

In other breaking news, I liked BJG's story of the ball washer incident. Pics would be a bonus.

I'm saving them for blackmail purposes. Sorry.

Might as well get on that while the gettin's hot.

[DrFU]

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[StevePerryHair]

Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

*honk* *honk*

I haven't.

At least I don't think so... there was an incident with a bottle of Jack Daniels, a golf cart, a ball washer and one of those golf club covers with the fuzzy ball on top... but I'm pretty sure that wasn't Tiger Woods.

That title had me LMAO (sorry for stealing your line MG )

[YoungJRNY]

There was this blonde, bimbo chick yesterday at the Steelers game who sat maybe 10 seats over from me. She made a sign that said "Tiger banged me too" and "Tiger, you better call home!" Security sniffed her out and took the sign off of her in disgust. Haha.

[Ehwmatt]

There was this blonde, bimbo chick yesterday at the Steelers game who sat maybe 10 seats over from me. She made a sign that said "Tiger banged me too" and "Tiger, you better call home!" Security sniffed her out and took the sign off of her in disgust. Haha.

That's awesome - was she pretty hot? You shoulda tried to bang her

[CatEyes]

**honk** **honk**

Tiger Woods Voice Mail - Slow Jam Re-Mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

[YoungJRNY]

There was this blonde, bimbo chick yesterday at the Steelers game who sat maybe 10 seats over from me. She made a sign that said "Tiger banged me too" and "Tiger, you better call home!" Security sniffed her out and took the sign off of her in disgust. Haha.

That's awesome - was she pretty hot? You shoulda tried to bang her

She was mighty fine dude. Frosted hair, jogging tights on. Perfect figure. Too bad she had a SCREECHING voice like Anna Nicole Smith and wouldn't shut the fuck up all game. She fought with a Raiders fan all game and annoyed the shit out of all our section. To make matters worse, she was with 3 of her friends that probably couldn't divide by 1 and was more into their eye shadow than anything else they've ever accomplished.

[bluejeangirl76]

There was this blonde, bimbo chick yesterday at the Steelers game who sat maybe 10 seats over from me. She made a sign that said "Tiger banged me too" and "Tiger, you better call home!" Security sniffed her out and took the sign off of her in disgust. Haha.

That's awesome - was she pretty hot? You shoulda tried to bang her

She was mighty fine dude. Frosted hair, jogging tights on. Perfect figure. Too bad she had a SCREECHING voice like Anna Nicole Smith and wouldn't shut the fuck up all game. She fought with a Raiders fan all game and annoyed the shit out of all our section. To make matters worse, she was with 3 of her friends that probably couldn't divide by 1 and was more into their eye shadow than anything else they've ever accomplished.

Travis, you did not honk. I am proceeding under the assumption that you have, indeed, had sex with Tiger Woods.

[YoungJRNY]

There was this blonde, bimbo chick yesterday at the Steelers game who sat maybe 10 seats over from me. She made a sign that said "Tiger banged me too" and "Tiger, you better call home!" Security sniffed her out and took the sign off of her in disgust. Haha.

That's awesome - was she pretty hot? You shoulda tried to bang her

She was mighty fine dude. Frosted hair, jogging tights on. Perfect figure. Too bad she had a SCREECHING voice like Anna Nicole Smith and wouldn't shut the fuck up all game. She fought with a Raiders fan all game and annoyed the shit out of all our section. To make matters worse, she was with 3 of her friends that probably couldn't divide by 1 and was more into their eye shadow than anything else they've ever accomplished.

Travis, you did not honk. I am proceeding under the assumption that you have, indeed, had sex with Tiger Woods.

Ok BJG, HONK HONK . Shit for that amount of money that Tiger's giving these women to shut their yap, 20 fucking million, if I was a woman, I'd do the same. Hell, if Michael Jackson was still alive, maybe I'd let him touch my testicle for 50 million or so. That would be quick, to the point, and the retirement funds would be signed.

[KenTheDude]

^^ In order to avoid any confusion, I hereby offically declare *honk* status. ^^

[Jana]

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Wow, two edits to type that, Dr. Fu. I agree. What am I agreeing to?

[KenTheDude]

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Wow, two edits to type that, Dr. Fu. I agree. What am I agreeing to?

Cut her some slack, she has a PhD. Although PhD = Piled high & deep.

[portland]

ME TO HONK HONK!!! That's one club I want no part of!!!

[lights1961]

funny shit...
oh and I will HONK HONK... here...

anyone listen to Rome today???? at then of the show... this guy calls up... his smack was Tiger just go to a hooker already... then you already paid them...


and Romes line... something to the effect... lets skip the club tonight I hear there is no waiting at Perkins... we can score there.

Real men of Genius will be Tiger's next sponser.




CLASSIC!!

[steveo777]

ME TO HONK HONK!!! That's one club I want no part of!!!

wut......you don't want some of dat big money?

and HONK!

[portland]

ME TO HONK HONK!!! That's one club I want no part of!!!

wut......you don't want some of dat big money?

and HONK!

NO I don't want the Tiger part.....yuck...the cash well that would be fine.

[YoungJRNY]

W. D.V.E is a Pittsburgh Sports Station that I listen to every morning before heading to work. They are hilarious and do many parody's.

One of the parody's was Tiger Woods revealing his new cologne, "Transgressions" due out near Christmas time.

I pissed myself from laughter.

[steveo777]

ME TO HONK HONK!!! That's one club I want no part of!!!

wut......you don't want some of dat big money?

and HONK!

NO I don't want the Tiger part.....yuck...the cash well that would be fine.

Ok, so the concept is good, just the wrong guy? Gotcha.

[lights1961]

BTW.. a report just out from one of the gossip online news outlets: breaking news... that Tigers wife just moved out... I would say one and maybe they could work it out... 7 come out... dont think so...

[Jana]

BTW.. a report just out from one of the gossip online news outlets: breaking news... that Tigers wife just moved out... I would say one and maybe they could work it out... 7 come out... dont think so...

Nine have come out.

She moved around the corner from him in the same community. They have a second house there. I would need space too right now and wouldn't want to look at his mug 24/7.

[steveo777]

BTW.. a report just out from one of the gossip online news outlets: breaking news... that Tigers wife just moved out... I would say one and maybe they could work it out... 7 come out... dont think so...

He's screwed. Maybe he'll think twice next time. This could make him so distraught that he can no longer play a good game of golf, hence, ending his career. Living with the guilt while it was happening couldn't have been much better.

[lights1961]

BTW.. a report just out from one of the gossip online news outlets: breaking news... that Tigers wife just moved out... I would say one and maybe they could work it out... 7 come out... dont think so...

He's screwed. Maybe he'll think twice next time. This could make him so distraught that he can no longer play a good game of golf, hence, ending his career. Living with the guilt while it was happening couldn't have been much better.

could be... Its weird... I mean if he shoots 80 during some of the early tournements... I could see him being the next John Daley... just amazing... so close to to the GOLDEN BEAR's records, yet so far...




R

[Angel]

He's screwed.

Um..........yeah!!!!!!!!!

That's the problem!

[Ehwmatt]

BTW.. a report just out from one of the gossip online news outlets: breaking news... that Tigers wife just moved out... I would say one and maybe they could work it out... 7 come out... dont think so...

He's screwed. Maybe he'll think twice next time. This could make him so distraught that he can no longer play a good game of golf, hence, ending his career. Living with the guilt while it was happening couldn't have been much better.

If some of the stuff they are saying is true (e.g. his allegedly telling the one girl that the marriage was a "sham" just for his "image")... then I don't think this guy was feeling much guilt at all.

Some of these athletes are so egomaniacal that I'm convinced that had it not been for their extraordinary talents allowing them to make money and take advantage of people and satisfy their every whim and desire, they are one step away from being the next psychopath sadist rapist/killer etc. etc. .. psychologically they can't be far from those kind of people. Sounds ridiculous, but think about it for a minute. IF (and right now, who knows how many of these women are lying? A possibility for at least some of them) some of the stuff he said was true, then this guy is completely devoid of a conscience or any human decency.

[steveo777]

He's screwed.

Um..........yeah!!!!!!!!!

That's the problem!

LOL

[Jana]

Well, I said b/f with his behavior I wondered if he used condoms all the time. Here some answers:

"This just keeps on getting worse by the minute!

As if cheating numerous times on his wife with numerous women, Tiger Woods didn't bother using condoms with at least two of his alleged mistresses!

Whore #2 Jaimee Grubbs revealed to Us Weekly that: "He didn't use a condom. It wasn't even discussed. He just never used one."

And he didn't even ask if she was on birth control!

He also didn't use condoms with 33 year-old restaurant owner Mindy Lawton aka Whore #4.

Her sister Lynn told a British tabloid that Mindy "said he never wore condoms. I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous."

We're guessing since he banged this girl in a church parking lot he thought he would be in the clear?

We suggest Tiger, his future ex-wife Elin and all his mistresses get themselves to a health clinic STAT."

Restaurant owner. ha. She worked at Perkins. And 33. That one looks almost 40, not his usual type. She looks like a Kmart Special.