Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Jana]

Sounds like she didn't hit him at all. He's going to have more than a bloody lip from an iron hitting him. A thin club like that can cause a lot of damage as it's light enough to be swung with enormous speed even by a smaller person. With his short hair, a blow to to his head is going to be noticeable, I would think. If it was at his face it would have knocked his teeth out or broken some of his facial bones, not just cut his lip.

I'm not sure if she hit him or not and there's no point in debating that anyway it seems. But did anyone ask why she had to break out 2 windows when the vehicle was in such a minor crash to get him out? I'd say she was at least swinging

His door was locked and he was passed out. So I believe she definitely broke the window behind the driver's seat to get him out. I don't know about the other side. If she struck it first and then decided to run around to the other window behind him or if she broke it chasing him out of the driveway.

[Jana]

Sounds like she didn't hit him at all. He's going to have more than a bloody lip from an iron hitting him. A thin club like that can cause a lot of damage as it's light enough to be swung with enormous speed even by a smaller person. With his short hair, a blow to to his head is going to be noticeable, I would think. If it was at his face it would have knocked his teeth out or broken some of his facial bones, not just cut his lip.

I'm not sure if she hit him or not and there's no point in debating that anyway it seems. But did anyone ask why she had to break out 2 windows when the vehicle was in such a minor crash to get him out? I'd say she was at least swinging

She probably wanted to hit him but by that time, he had already done himself in.

Maybe he faked being passed out.

[StevePerryHair]

Sounds like she didn't hit him at all. He's going to have more than a bloody lip from an iron hitting him. A thin club like that can cause a lot of damage as it's light enough to be swung with enormous speed even by a smaller person. With his short hair, a blow to to his head is going to be noticeable, I would think. If it was at his face it would have knocked his teeth out or broken some of his facial bones, not just cut his lip.

I'm not sure if she hit him or not and there's no point in debating that anyway it seems. But did anyone ask why she had to break out 2 windows when the vehicle was in such a minor crash to get him out? I'd say she was at least swinging

She probably wanted to hit him but by that time, he had already done himself in.

Maybe he faked being passed out.

Maybe!

[Jana]

"Tiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.

Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.

We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.

As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.

We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there."


Could this be true?

[JasonD]

Well I think it's obvious what Elin would like to do with Tiger this holiday season......


I think she'd like to roast his chestnuts on an open fire.

[Jana]

It just came on the local news, that between 2 and 3 a.m. a middle-aged woman was rushed to the hospital by ambulance from Tiger Woods' home. They think it might be Elin's mother, who had just arrived in the States a day or two ago. Elin was with her.

Edit: She's been released this morning.

[YoungJRNY]

Once a tight niche private life is now a circus.

[T-Bone]

Watching a news thingy last night, the count is up to 7 identified women and 10 unnamed women... One of the named women is porn star Holly Sampson


I wonder how far his wife is willing to go with all this info popping up... Tiger may as well just give her the money now and bail while he still has some

[Jana]

Watching a news thingy last night, the count is up to 7 identified women and 10 unnamed women... One of the named women is porn star Holly Sampson


I wonder how far his wife is willing to go with all this info popping up... Tiger may as well just give her the money now and bail while he still has some

I think it's 7 identified, 3 unidentified, making 10 total.

[T-Bone]

A sex tape has already leaked

Tiger On The Prowl

[steveo777]

Watching a news thingy last night, the count is up to 7 identified women and 10 unnamed women... One of the named women is porn star Holly Sampson


I wonder how far his wife is willing to go with all this info popping up... Tiger may as well just give her the money now and bail while he still has some

I think it's 7 identified, 3 unidentified, making 10 total.

Here's #11...

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/ ... ods-to-11/


Joslyn James. The star of many, many porn videos was named on the sports blog Deadspin.com as a Tiger regular, but did not respond to the site's call for comment.

Tiger is the top player in golf and earnings, so why should his sexcapades rank him any differently? He'll probably have the top sex scandal ever once everything comes out. Go big or go home! He's got woods and irons but as far as his marriage is concerned he may have used the wedge.

[Jana]

I don't see how his marriage survives this. They've released more texts where he's calling the three year one he saw sexy and I have to be with you and this was just a few months ago and asking her to go in the bathroom and work and take a photo of her. They're flirting back and forth and she's telling him to get his tight ass over to her. And his wife is mentioned in the texts as to where is she. Too much info is being released and how in the world could she want the scumbucket to touch her. They say she just closed on a 2 million dollar house in Sweden in her own name on an island. She started the process of buying back in September. So this was brewing, I guess.

[Ehwmatt]

I don't see hpw this guy can't have an STD or three by now

[slucero]

I can see the news release now:

"Tiger Woods has reportedly decided he needs some "time off", saying he's lost interest in golf, that the game has become "too easy" for him. "

[Shadowsong]

Seems he needs to have 9 to 18 holes to keep his interest.
Pretty much par for a guy named Tiger 'Woods'
Heard in the rough he's aka Tiger 'Nine Iron'
Opppps...too bad his balls landed him in the trap!

[Don]

It looks more and more like Elin is going to take the kids and bolt to Sweden.

[Michigan Girl]

It looks more and more like Elin is going to take the kids and bolt to Sweden.

This is absolutely what she needs to do!! She needs to get away from it all and have some
time to clear her mind and put things into perspective.

[StoneCold]

It looks more and more like Elin is going to take the kids and bolt to Sweden.

Good idea too. Less paps stalkin' them. Serve T right too, to see the kids he'll have to travel around the world. And if he fights it, public backlash will do him in.

[slucero]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/09/tige ... l-uchitel/

Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress Says 'I'm Not a Tramp'


As the number of women claiming ties to apparent womanizer Tiger Woods expands rapidly, the first potential mistress is still taking a lot of heat. Rachel Uchitel was the first woman in the mix - aside from Tiger's wife Elin - and though she's consistently denied rumors of an affair, Uchitel can't avoid the spotlight. In an exclusive interviews with OK! magazine, Uchitel reveals her feelings on getting caught in the middle of the Woods sex scandal - and private emails obtained by In Touch Weekly suggest that Uchitel's relationship with the pro golfer was much more than a fling.

Party promoter Uchitel, 34, told OK! that "in every story, you need a villain and a hero. I've been characterized as a villain."

She said, "People have called me homewrecker, gold-digger, tramp, whore. I make mistakes, but I'm not those things. I have very good qualities. When you're judged by the nation it's really difficult. It's horrible."

"I'm not a whore. I'm not a tramp. I'm not an escort. I'm not stupid or a bimbo," Uchitel insisted. "I'm very strong. I will survive this. At the same time, I'm vulnerable. I'm not here to make myself into a victim, but I want people to remember I'm human -- there's a whole other side to me. I'm caring and generous and the type of person you'd want to be friends with. People have to give me a chance."

Whether the affair occurred has yet to be conclusively determined, but the evidence is stacking up against Woods. Emails obtained by In Touch Weekly illustrate an ongoing relationship between Woods and Uchitel, including one from the athlete reading: ""I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it ... I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay ... Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

A source close to Uchitel told the magazine, "Tiger told her he would divorce his wife for her."

[steveo777]

What will Tiger have once all his endorsments drop out?
What if he get's suspended by the PGA?

This guy's financial portfolio could disappear PDQ.

[T-Bone]

If Cheetah had half a brain, he'd just opt for the divorce and payout now. The more women that come out of the woodwork as time goes by isn't going to help his case or pre-nup. On the flip side, what makes these women think that they aren't whores? They willingly and knowingly slept with a married man.

[Michigan Girl]

What will Tiger have once all his endorsments drop out?
What if he get's suspended by the PGA?

This guy's financial portfolio could disappear PDQ.

Ain't happening for long...this will blow over!! If he continues
playing well on the course, Co's will continue sign him!!

[steveo777]

This could be one of the biggest falls from grace ever. There sure doesn't seem to be much in the way of damage control coming out of the Woods camp. I guess there really is nothing to say when the transgressions are that blatant.

[slucero]

Sung to "I've Got a Tiger By The Tail"... by Buck Owens....

Tiger had my tail it's plain to see
He didn't complain when he was bangin' me
Well now its all the news, and he's turning mighty pale
Thats' what Tiger gets for chasin' tail...

[Tomulator]

HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strangegrey]

This could be one of the biggest falls from grace ever. There sure doesn't seem to be much in the way of damage control coming out of the Woods camp. I guess there really is nothing to say when the transgressions are that blatant.

LOL...amen to that. No sense in difusing a bomb that's already gone off...

I'm actually coming around on this. I was defending this guy last week...but I really think he's a piece of shit for his actions. Ben Crane and Jesper have said the right things....sad that they might burn for it.

[Jana]

This could be one of the biggest falls from grace ever. There sure doesn't seem to be much in the way of damage control coming out of the Woods camp. I guess there really is nothing to say when the transgressions are that blatant.

LOL...amen to that. No sense in difusing a bomb that's already gone off...

I'm actually coming around on this. I was defending this guy last week...but I really think he's a piece of shit for his actions. Ben Crane and Jesper have said the right things....sad that they might burn for it.

What did Ben Crane say?

[Ehwmatt]

This could be one of the biggest falls from grace ever. There sure doesn't seem to be much in the way of damage control coming out of the Woods camp. I guess there really is nothing to say when the transgressions are that blatant.

LOL...amen to that. No sense in difusing a bomb that's already gone off...

I'm actually coming around on this. I was defending this guy last week...but I really think he's a piece of shit for his actions. Ben Crane and Jesper have said the right things....sad that they might burn for it.

To tack onto this... who the fuck is Tiger's crisis management team/PR team and how much are they getting paid? Because they have done a goddamn piss poor job. Look at Michael Jordan's crisis management team... that guy was scummier than a 4-week old cum stain in a dorm shower, but not much of it got out to the masses because his team was so good. Granted, in today's blogosphere age, it's more difficult, but still... there's been nary a good move so far.

[Jana]

This could be one of the biggest falls from grace ever. There sure doesn't seem to be much in the way of damage control coming out of the Woods camp. I guess there really is nothing to say when the transgressions are that blatant.

LOL...amen to that. No sense in difusing a bomb that's already gone off...

I'm actually coming around on this. I was defending this guy last week...but I really think he's a piece of shit for his actions. Ben Crane and Jesper have said the right things....sad that they might burn for it.

To tack onto this... who the fuck is Tiger's crisis management team/PR team and how much are they getting paid? Because they have done a goddamn piss poor job. Look at Michael Jordan's crisis management team... that guy was scummier than a 4-week old cum stain in a dorm shower, but not much of it got out to the masses because his team was so good. Granted, in today's blogosphere age, it's more difficult, but still... there's been nary a good move so far.

He's hired a firm that is one of the top firms for this and has represented big names. I think it's b/c of the sheer multitude of women coming out of the woodwork all at once and all of these "news" sites that are paying these girls for interviews and pay all these so-called friends for leaks. It's kind of like an avalanche right and left. So a little different than the average scandal or over-time behavior.

[strangegrey]

What did Ben Crane say?

Interesting...it was a top story on yahoo about 40 minutes ago. Now, poof...it's gone.

Ben Crane basically blasted Tiger for this...he said something along the lines that Tiger's (image) has always been a phony and a fraud....and that he's been banging women for years....and the whole tour knew about it.