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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:08 am

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Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.
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Postby portland » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:11 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.




Umm I don't think the golf is the problem....just sayin :wink:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:18 am

portland wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.




Umm I don't think the golf is the problem....just sayin :wink:


I imagine its the idea of him being on the road and all that... which is a decently fair point, but first of all, that's not gonna stop it outright, and second of all it's just stupid... he can't sacrifice his complete identity, which is 98% golf. .. there's no happiness or fulfillment in that.

He's obviously just not wired for marriage... at least not yet. Some guys are ready fr it at 25, some guys aren't ready for it til 40, some guys aren't ready for it at all... he's still in his mid thirties, it's not unusual at all. I have a couple friends who are arond 37, 38 who are just now feeling ready to settle down.

He needs to just come clean and say look, I fucked up getting married... I thought I was ready for family life and all that. I'm filing for divorce, Elin will get her $100 mil, and I need to live my personal life for me for a while
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Postby Don » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:21 am

Ball washers and marriage don't mix.
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Postby portland » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:23 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
portland wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.




Umm I don't think the golf is the problem....just sayin :wink:


I imagine its the idea of him being on the road and all that... which is a decently fair point, but first of all, that's not gonna stop it outright, and second of all it's just stupid... he can't sacrifice his complete identity, which is 98% golf. .. there's no happiness or fulfillment in that.

He's obviously just not wired for marriage... at least not yet. Some guys are ready fr it at 25, some guys aren't ready for it til 40, some guys aren't ready for it at all... he's still in his mid thirties, it's not unusual at all. I have a couple friends who are arond 37, 38 who are just now feeling ready to settle down.

He needs to just come clean and say look, I fucked up getting married... I thought I was ready for family life and all that. I'm filing for divorce, Elin will get her $100 mil, and I need to live my personal life for me for a while





I totally agree.....either he takes the family with him on the road or he cuts her loose and does his own thing..it's sad that there are small children involved but if they are miserable than staying together solves nothing and well I don't think he was happy in the first place.
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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:29 am

"Tiger Woods has just announced he'll be taking an "indefinite break" from golf -- and for the first time, he admits to acts of "infidelity."

Woods just released the following statement on his website:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

UPDATE: Golf fun fact -- when Tiger was out of golf for eight months last year while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, TV ratings dropped 50 percent while he was out of commission."
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:41 am

Jana wrote:"Tiger Woods has just announced he'll be taking an "indefinite break" from golf -- and for the first time, he admits to acts of "infidelity."

Woods just released the following statement on his website:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

UPDATE: Golf fun fact -- when Tiger was out of golf for eight months last year while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, TV ratings dropped 50 percent while he was out of commission."


This is bullshit. The guy is more committed to golf and fooling around than he can ever be to his marriage, as evidenced by his behavior. Why doesn't he just end his marriage and continue to be who he is....a great golfer / player?
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Postby DrFU » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:42 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago

'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.


I understand he screwed up big and needs to pay big, but this just isn't going to end well. Tiger's identity is bound up golf; it's not just what he does, it's who he is. Asking someone to sacrifice their dreams to make you happy just sentences the relationship to a slow death rather than a quick one.
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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:47 am

steveo777 wrote:
Jana wrote:"Tiger Woods has just announced he'll be taking an "indefinite break" from golf -- and for the first time, he admits to acts of "infidelity."

Woods just released the following statement on his website:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

UPDATE: Golf fun fact -- when Tiger was out of golf for eight months last year while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, TV ratings dropped 50 percent while he was out of commission."


This is bullshit. The guy is more committed to golf and fooling around than he can ever be to his marriage, as evidenced by his behavior. Why doesn't he just end his marriage and continue to be who he is....a great golfer / player?


He's not talking about a break forever. Truthfully, there's more stuff that's going to be coming out it sounds like, and I don't believe his mindset will be too good playing golf. And he, obviously, has a real problem that needs to be addressed in some way just in the sheer magnitude of his cheating. He will probably do better lying low for a while and try to save his marrige and get therapy for himself. Your forget, divorcing right now means he loses his babies, not just his wife, and will hardly see them at all while on tour. They're very young. The thought of that must be devastating to him. I believe he is doing the right thing. No matter what, I believe he loves his wife, but I doubt he can repair it longterm. When he comes back, divorced or not, the following year or second half of next year, all of this wil have died down with every ho, hooker, sex film, texts, whatever sordid story already out.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:58 am

DrFU wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago

'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.


Hopefully... word from The Sun (yeah, but tablodis are about as reliable as mainstream media these days anyway) is that she has told him it's either golf or her ... or at least until she can trust him again.


I understand he screwed up big and needs to pay big, but this just isn't going to end well. Tiger's identity is bound up golf; it's not just what he does, it's who he is. Asking someone to sacrifice their dreams to make you happy just sentences the relationship to a slow death rather than a quick one.


EXACTLY what I've been saying... it's a band-aid on an incurable, gaping wound. You can't take away someone's identity. Tiger just isnt' wired for marriage at this point and maybe not ever. It's not a sin to be that way, but he needs to just admit it.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:04 am

Jana wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Jana wrote:"Tiger Woods has just announced he'll be taking an "indefinite break" from golf -- and for the first time, he admits to acts of "infidelity."

Woods just released the following statement on his website:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

UPDATE: Golf fun fact -- when Tiger was out of golf for eight months last year while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, TV ratings dropped 50 percent while he was out of commission."


This is bullshit. The guy is more committed to golf and fooling around than he can ever be to his marriage, as evidenced by his behavior. Why doesn't he just end his marriage and continue to be who he is....a great golfer / player?


He's not talking about a break forever. Truthfully, there's more stuff that's going to be coming out it sounds like, and I don't believe his mindset will be too good playing golf. And he, obviously, has a real problem that needs to be addressed in some way just in the sheer magnitude of his cheating. He will probably do better lying low for a while and try to save his marrige and get therapy for himself. Your forget, divorcing right now means he loses his babies, not just his wife, and will hardly see them at all while on tour. They're very young. The thought of that must be devastating to him. I believe he is doing the right thing. No matter what, I believe he loves his wife, but I doubt he can repair it longterm. When he comes back, divorced or not, the following year or second half of next year, all of this wil have died down with every ho, hooker, sex film, texts, whatever sordid story already out.


What the fuck does he need therapy for? He told some of these broads the marriage was a sham and just for image, he didn't love her etc... the guy is a first-rate dirt bag (cheating with new kids makes him a dirt bag, not wanting to be single) and not wired to be married. I don't believe for a second he loves his wife in any meaning of the word and I'm not so sure his kids mean that much to him anyway. People that care about their kids don't run around sleeping with 12 women when they are still shitting in diapers, I'm sorry. An affair is one thing, running around like a drunken frat boy is a whole different world.

He doesn't need therapy. He needs to be himself. A drunken golfer who wants to fuck as many women as possible and win as many majors as possible. Simple as that. He's lying to himself.
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Postby Don » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:08 am

He could go hang out with Daly and Fuzzy, the know how to party. The Three Amigos.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:10 am

Gunbot wrote:He could go hang out with Daly and Fuzzy, the know how to party. The Three Amigos.


Is there an easier sport to play hung over than golf? I mean seriously....

Ok, maybe baseball:

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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:10 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Jana wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Jana wrote:"Tiger Woods has just announced he'll be taking an "indefinite break" from golf -- and for the first time, he admits to acts of "infidelity."

Woods just released the following statement on his website:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

UPDATE: Golf fun fact -- when Tiger was out of golf for eight months last year while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, TV ratings dropped 50 percent while he was out of commission."


This is bullshit. The guy is more committed to golf and fooling around than he can ever be to his marriage, as evidenced by his behavior. Why doesn't he just end his marriage and continue to be who he is....a great golfer / player?


He's not talking about a break forever. Truthfully, there's more stuff that's going to be coming out it sounds like, and I don't believe his mindset will be too good playing golf. And he, obviously, has a real problem that needs to be addressed in some way just in the sheer magnitude of his cheating. He will probably do better lying low for a while and try to save his marrige and get therapy for himself. Your forget, divorcing right now means he loses his babies, not just his wife, and will hardly see them at all while on tour. They're very young. The thought of that must be devastating to him. I believe he is doing the right thing. No matter what, I believe he loves his wife, but I doubt he can repair it longterm. When he comes back, divorced or not, the following year or second half of next year, all of this wil have died down with every ho, hooker, sex film, texts, whatever sordid story already out.


What the fuck does he need therapy for? He told some of these broads the marriage was a sham and just for image, he didn't love her etc... the guy is a first-rate dirt bag (cheating with new kids makes him a dirt bag, not wanting to be single) and not wired to be married. I don't believe for a second he loves his wife in any meaning of the word and I'm not so sure his kids mean that much to him anyway. People that care about their kids don't run around sleeping with 12 women when they are still shitting in diapers, I'm sorry. An affair is one thing, running around like a drunken frat boy is a whole different world.

He doesn't need therapy. He needs to be himself. A drunken golfer who wants to fuck as many women as possible and win as many majors as possible. Simple as that. He's lying to himself.


Big problem, Matt. The majority of his fortune comes from Nike, etc, all his sponsors, and he needs to clean up his image to keep that rolling. And, believe me, that's probably more important to him than family as a reason to clean this mess up. Doing what you say won't cut it. His days of picking up women is over for quite a while b/c every one of them will be leaking the story. He's screwed right now. His carefully crafted image means everything to him. As private as he is, this must be humiliating for him.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:12 am

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Big problem, Matt. The majority of his fortune comes from Nike, etc, all his sponsors, and he needs to clean up his image to keep that rolling. And, believe me, that's probably more important to him than family as a reason clean this mess up. Doing what you say won't cut it. His days of picking up women is over for quite a while b/c every one of them will be leaking the story. He's screwed right now. His carefully crafted image means everything to him. As private as he is, this must be humiliating for him.


The image is gone and will never be the same. What he's doing now reeks of disingenuity. He'd be FAR better off being honest, divorcing, going on 60 Minutes, claiming a sex addiction, and saying he wasn't really ready to settle down and all that and he really feels terrible about what happened and how he loves his kids and blah blah blah. This hiatus stuff is nonsense.
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby parfait » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:11 pm

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MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


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Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just lay the smacketh down on that brother with your oil barreled size tits, and he'd dump his wife and kids in a heartbeat.

... :lol:
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby steveo777 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:09 pm

parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:
parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


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Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just lay the smacketh down on that brother with your oil barreled size tits, and he'd dump his wife and kids in a heartbeat.

... :lol:


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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby MBPL » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:12 pm

parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:
parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


Image


Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just lay the smacketh down on that brother with your oil barreled size tits, and he'd dump his wife and kids in a heartbeat.

... :lol:


Bwhooooo, hahahahahahahaha, you crazy!!!! Har! *snort* *snicker* Oooh lord my kidneys hurt!! You made my night and I have not even gone out yet! Thank you, my dear! Oh lord, my stomach. Well, I'm no harlot, but if I could kick my two pussies off my Queen size bed I probably could put a hurtin' on that chubby-faced brothah! :lol: MBPL
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Postby Don » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:47 pm

Tiger Woods porno already in production

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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... ady_i.html


Tiger Woods nude photos may or may not exist -- but a porn company is reportedly delivering the next best thing.

Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded – and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer’s alleged paramours are porn stars -- an adult movie called “Tiger's Wood” is already in production, according to E! Online.

The skin flick bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script.

The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight's Web site.

"I'm playing porn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted.

The company expects the film to hit smut shops' shelves within eight weeks.

A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as "a natural."

"Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public," Meredith Christopher said, adding, "We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future."

Spoofing pop culture and current events in a record turnaround time is a venerable adult movie tradition.

The timeliness of “Tiger's Wood” is reminiscent of Hustler's “Who's Nailin' Paylin?” -- released during last year's presidential contest and featuring a graphic scene starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.

In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports.

"Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced," the Web site quotes Steven Hirsch, Vivid's co-chairman and founder, as saying. "It seems the chance we'll be taking up gets better as the days go on."
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Postby Don » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:55 pm

Tiger's New Sponsor

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Postby slucero » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:37 pm

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Baseballs supposed "Greatest Baseball Player" - Barry Bonds... major steroids (just look at the before and after pics) - media circus and asterisk next his career - no team wanted him afterward


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Golfs supposed "Greatest Player" - Tiger Woods - major infidelity - media circus - now out of the game - next his sponsors will drop him... no reason to pay him if he's not out there promoting... Tiger's DONE.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


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Postby Jana » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:55 am

Times article:

Road to Redemption Stretches Out in Front of Tiger Woods -- John Hopkins, Golf Correspondent

Never did Tiger Woods need a refuge in the shape of a yacht called Privacy more than now. As he begins the difficult task of trying to repair a marriage that must have been fractured when he chose not to attend the christening of his older child, he does so in the knowledge that while some in golf are thinking privately “come back soon, Tiger”, there are many thinking “cheerio cheetah. Don’t hurry back”.

Those in the second group held Woods up to be a role model to their children and now do not know how to explain things to their progeny. Others feel hoodwinked by him. Woods had an annual income close to $100 million (about £62 million) and was recently named by Forbes magazine as the world’s first athlete to be worth $1 billion. Such largesse came in return for appearing to be that very rare combination of an exceptional player and an impeccable person. Yet all the time he was not.

These voices are calling not for an indefinite leave of absence so much as a public show of penitence by Woods, one that not only has to be done but has to be seen to be done. To recognise the extent of this feeling against him, Woods has to make a correlation between the extent of what he described as his infidelities, which have constituted the biggest story in the history of golf, and the length of his self-imposed exile. His absence should be rather like one of his drives, long rather than short, measured in months and not weeks.

The Masters in four months? Hardly. Returning to a golf club that is men-only and racially selective is not going to attract the support of those who have criticised Augusta National for its stance on those two issues. Why add controversy to controversy?

The US Open at Pebble Beach in June? No. Much as he might want to return to the course where he triumphed by 15 strokes in this event in 2000, that is too soon. Think what a statement of intent he would be making by staying away from the national Open of his country at one of his favourite courses. Likewise, the Open at St Andrews one month later, although there might be some benefit in making his reappearance outside the US rather than in it.

Whenever he makes his return, Woods will not be regarded in the same way as he has been. “He is more normal now,” Colin Montgomerie said. Woods will have to endure some public humiliation. “He will be a figure of fun to comedians for years to come,” Peter Alliss said.

When should his absence end? “That word ‘indefinite’ gives him all the leeway in the world,” Frank Hannigan, a former director of the United States Golf Association, said. “If indefinite means February, then maybe there won’t be much impact on history. If it means the week after the Masters, then that is different.”

“He should stay away for a year,” Ewen Murray, BSkyB’s golf commentator, said. “It will be a sad loss to the game, but I think he should write off 2010 and start again in 2011. I was as shocked as anyone when I heard what had been going on. Like everyone else I put him up there on a pedestal. I thought he was immaculate in shape and form. But he didn’t have a childhood.”

Woods’s life resembles a play of three acts. In the first act, Woods, our hero, is a saint who can do no wrong.

In act two, the saint is caught sinning — and how. Shock and surprise reverberate around the world to be followed by a couple of statements and then a mea culpa during which he announces his intention of taking an indefinite break from professional golf.

As the curtain falls, the sinner is on his knees making a desperate plea for privacy as he goes off to devote himself to “being a better husband, father and person”. When the curtains open for act three, The Redemption of our Hero, the mood has imperceptibly changed. People who are never normally short of a word or two are silent for fear of offending Woods. Players comment favourably on what it was like when Tiger was around. “Indefinite is a scary word,” Geoff Ogilvy said. “If Tiger indefinitely doesn’t play golf, that’s not good for us.”

Paul McGinley said: “I enjoy playing in any tournament where he is competing. He brings it all: the atmosphere, the sell-out crowds and the buzz. He is the game’s biggest draw by a long way.” John Daly added: “I hope we get him back soon. They always say there is no one bigger in golf than the game itself. But Tiger is.” Then, just like a Nike whoosh, there is Max Clifford saying Woods’s decision to take a period of absence is the best thing he could have done.

An executive of CBS, one of the television channels in the United States that broadcasts golf, warns of the consequences of a game without Woods. “We’ve obviously done golf tournaments without Tiger before,” Sean McManus, president of CBS Sports and News, said. “But we all know how much better they do when Tiger is playing well on the weekend.”

So you see what is happening here. Less than 72 hours after Woods’s statement, the full extent of what he has done, for which he has put himself into exile, is being reduced because of the financial consequences. It’s Mammon versus morals, and it’s no contest. Mammon wins hands down. How immoral this is, yet how typical of modern life. “He would be more vilified if he had cheated at golf,” Maureen Madill, the BBC TV golf commentator, said.

Meanwhile, historians note some of the relevant reference points: that the great amateur Bobby Jones retired at 28, five years younger than Woods is; that Ben Hogan had a car crash that kept him out of the game for nearly one year — and won six of his nine major championships after the crash; that Daly was suspended by the PGA Tour for six months in January for conduct unbecoming. What is Woods’s conduct, pray, if not unbecoming?

At this stage, it is uncertain how this will play out. Jack Nicklaus, the man whose 18 major championships Woods desperately wants to pass, says that the public is forgiving. “Time usually heals all wounds,” Nicklaus said, and Sir Ian Botham and David Beckham, who have had their own experiences in this area, would endorse that sentiment.

Woods has a marriage to repair (or perhaps to end), children to bring up and an image to improve. He should be given time to try to address his life without worrying about the status of his career. “The entirety of someone’s life is more important than his career,” Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, has written.

To show humility, Woods should time his return to occur after the last of the year’s major championships, in August. Stay away, Tiger. Stay away. It may be the thing you least want to do, but it is the thing you most need to do
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Postby steveo777 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:19 am

And Tiger loses another sponsor.
http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2009 ... latestnews

MIAMI, Fla-According to the Wall Street Journal, consulting giant Accenture PLC will end its lucrative sponsorship of Tiger Woods, telling the newspaper that Woods is "no longer the right representative for its advertising" after the "circumstances of the last two weeks." This is the first time since the scandal broke over allegations surrounding Woods' infidelity that a sponsor has severed ties with the golf super star.Accenture had sponsored Woods for over 6 years.


Sponsors will be dropping like flies in the coming weeks. I guess if you play you pay.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:39 am

steveo777 wrote:And Tiger loses another sponsor.
http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2009 ... latestnews

MIAMI, Fla-According to the Wall Street Journal, consulting giant Accenture PLC will end its lucrative sponsorship of Tiger Woods, telling the newspaper that Woods is "no longer the right representative for its advertising" after the "circumstances of the last two weeks." This is the first time since the scandal broke over allegations surrounding Woods' infidelity that a sponsor has severed ties with the golf super star.Accenture had sponsored Woods for over 6 years.


Sponsors will be dropping like flies in the coming weeks. I guess if you play you pay.


I respect this company for manning up and saying why they were dropping him... none of this bald-faced lying like Gatorade saying they made the decision long before this crap came out :lol: :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:14 am

"At this stage, it is uncertain how this will play out. Jack Nicklaus, the man whose 18 major championships Woods desperately wants to pass, says that the public is forgiving. “Time usually heals all wounds,” Nicklaus said, and Sir Ian Botham and David Beckham, who have had their own experiences in this area, would endorse that sentiment."


Smart man, that Jack...this is what will happen!! :wink:
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Postby Jana » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:31 am

Finally, one of the women has come forward and actually has some class by not being in it for her 15 minutes of fame or money.

Cori Rist, who has been blasted across papers as sleeping with him and that she was an escort, prostitute, etc. I don't know if she was or not. But she was on Today show only she says b/c she's humiliated by her name in the papers and she has a seven-year-old son, and that these allegations of her being a prositute and having the paid affair have taken a toll on him and aren't true. She said she never wanted this to be out there. She was very heartfelt in telling her story and admitting what she did has harmed her son, herself, and Tiger's wife and was selfish. She said she ended it after six months in 2004 or 2005 b/c of her guilt and he had a baby and she realized him telling her his marriage was not good and that he was staying in the marriage b/c of his image as a family man b/c she pregnant at the time wasn't true after seeing them in photos together, but she said for two years after that they kept a friendship by text and he would intermittantly still pursue her trying to get her to meet him, even as late as September b/c he said he missed her, but that she never saw him. She said she and her son are suffering the consequences of her actions and she has told him that mommy made a big mistake and b/c of it has not only hurt him but caused her mother and grandmother pain. She's learned a hard lesson and feels guilt for all the anguish this has caused his wife.
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Postby steveo777 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:55 am

Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods, the best fucking golfer on the planet. :lol:


Hey, if he was hispanic you could either call him the Latin lover or the fucking Mexican. :wink: :lol:
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Postby Tomulator » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:55 am

Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods, the best fucking golfer on the planet. :lol:


Now that is just plain funny.

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Postby StoneCold » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:07 pm

Ain't life grand? :lol:

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Postby DrFU » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:18 pm

StoneCold wrote:Ain't life grand? :lol:

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First picture I've ever seen of him where his smile reached his eyes.

Dammit all to hell. :(
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