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Postby portland » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:02 pm

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Oh yeah, Giada... "Cooking With Cleavage"


Lots of cleavage but little boobies (which is cool with me, anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyway).



Cleavage cookies. :D


Sounds yummy.


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:01 am

I have to share this... I didn't make these, but a coworker's wife did, and ... OH. MY. GOD.


Oreo Balls --> you can just google that and find a number of ways to do it but here's the basic idea:

Ingredients

* 1 package Oreo Cookies
* 1 block softened cream cheese
* 1 package baking chocolate squares (white, regular, dark... any will work)


Directions

1. Crumble entire package of Oreos until smooth
2. Add cream cheese to crumbled Oreos (works GREAT in a food processor)
3. Form Oreo mixture into balls and place on cookie sheet covered in wax paper and place in fridge or freezer
4. When balls are stiff, melt the baking chocolate in microwave or a double boiler
5. Using a toothpick, dip balls into melted chocolate, place back on cookie sheet.
6. When all are covered, place in fridge and chocolate will harden

You do not taste the cream cheese. They taste like chocolate covered oreo filling flavored cake.
They are particularly tasty with nice hot coffee on a cold night!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:25 am

Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I have to share this... I didn't make these, but a coworker's wife did, and ... OH. MY. GOD.


Oreo Balls --> you can just google that and find a number of ways to do it but here's the basic idea:

Ingredients

* 1 package Oreo Cookies
* 1 block softened cream cheese
* 1 package baking chocolate squares (white, regular, dark... any will work)


Directions

1. Crumble entire package of Oreos until smooth
2. Add cream cheese to crumbled Oreos (works GREAT in a food processor)
3. Form Oreo mixture into balls and place on cookie sheet covered in wax paper and place in fridge or freezer
4. When balls are stiff, melt the baking chocolate in microwave or a double boiler
5. Using a toothpick, dip balls into melted chocolate, place back on cookie sheet.
6. When all are covered, place in fridge and chocolate will harden

You do not taste the cream cheese. They taste like chocolate covered oreo filling flavored cake.
They are particularly tasty with nice hot coffee on a cold night!


Shit! I'm gonna make some of these tomorrow...what a great sounding recipe. :D


They're easy, NO BAKE, and orgasmic-tasting!
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Postby artist4perry » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:26 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I have to share this... I didn't make these, but a coworker's wife did, and ... OH. MY. GOD.


Oreo Balls --> you can just google that and find a number of ways to do it but here's the basic idea:

Ingredients

* 1 package Oreo Cookies
* 1 block softened cream cheese
* 1 package baking chocolate squares (white, regular, dark... any will work)


Directions

1. Crumble entire package of Oreos until smooth
2. Add cream cheese to crumbled Oreos (works GREAT in a food processor)
3. Form Oreo mixture into balls and place on cookie sheet covered in wax paper and place in fridge or freezer
4. When balls are stiff, melt the baking chocolate in microwave or a double boiler
5. Using a toothpick, dip balls into melted chocolate, place back on cookie sheet.
6. When all are covered, place in fridge and chocolate will harden

You do not taste the cream cheese. They taste like chocolate covered oreo filling flavored cake.
They are particularly tasty with nice hot coffee on a cold night!


Shit! I'm gonna make some of these tomorrow...what a great sounding recipe. :D


They're easy, NO BAKE, and orgasmic-tasting!


They do sound good...........I am going to try them. :D
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Postby portland » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:27 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I have to share this... I didn't make these, but a coworker's wife did, and ... OH. MY. GOD.


Oreo Balls --> you can just google that and find a number of ways to do it but here's the basic idea:

Ingredients

* 1 package Oreo Cookies
* 1 block softened cream cheese
* 1 package baking chocolate squares (white, regular, dark... any will work)


Directions

1. Crumble entire package of Oreos until smooth
2. Add cream cheese to crumbled Oreos (works GREAT in a food processor)
3. Form Oreo mixture into balls and place on cookie sheet covered in wax paper and place in fridge or freezer
4. When balls are stiff, melt the baking chocolate in microwave or a double boiler
5. Using a toothpick, dip balls into melted chocolate, place back on cookie sheet.
6. When all are covered, place in fridge and chocolate will harden

You do not taste the cream cheese. They taste like chocolate covered oreo filling flavored cake.
They are particularly tasty with nice hot coffee on a cold night!


Shit! I'm gonna make some of these tomorrow...what a great sounding recipe. :D


They're easy, NO BAKE, and orgasmic-tasting!





I am going to use these for the at work cookie swap week...thanks!!!
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Postby WalkInMyShoes » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:29 am

portland wrote:
I am going to use these for the at work cookie swap week...thanks!!!


With or without the orgasm??
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Postby portland » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:33 am

WalkInMyShoes wrote:
portland wrote:
I am going to use these for the at work cookie swap week...thanks!!!


With or without the orgasm??



Well I don't know we will have to see..... :wink:
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Postby SteveForever » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:35 am

Rolo cookies:

put tiny little stacks of pretzels on a cookie sheet
place a rolo on top of each small stack
and heat/melt in 250 degree oven...

as soon as you take it out smash a pecan halve into the melted candy....

very good!...
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:30 pm

SteveForever wrote:Rolo cookies:

put tiny little stacks of pretzels on a cookie sheet
place a rolo on top of each small stack
and heat/melt in 250 degree oven...

as soon as you take it out smash a pecan halve into the melted candy....

very good!...


My boss made those. I was just eating some of those earlier. She calls them 'pretzel turtles'.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:33 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Oreo Balls -->


:lol: .. you said Oreo....
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:36 pm

SteveForever wrote:Rolo cookies:

put tiny little stacks of pretzels on a cookie sheet
place a rolo on top of each small stack
and heat/melt in 250 degree oven...

as soon as you take it out smash a pecan halve into the melted candy....

very good!...


i guess you could put just about anything that melts on that pretzel.. just some chocolate...

i dont think ive bought rolos in 20 years.. good stuff..
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Postby parfait » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:51 pm

All these recipes will you you people a couple of things: diabetes, turkey necks and one giant ass badonkadonk (generally not a good thing). No way you can be able walk right after eating a couple of those oreo balls, but hey; that's not a real problem now, is it? Who needs to walk anyway?

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:22 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Oreo Balls -->


:lol: .. you said Oreo....


That was the best post ever. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:34 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Oreo Balls -->


:lol: .. you said Oreo....


That was the best post ever. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


+1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:49 am

parfait wrote:All these recipes will you you people a couple of things: diabetes, turkey necks and one giant ass badonkadonk (generally not a good thing). No way you can be able walk right after eating a couple of those oreo balls, but hey; that's not a real problem now, is it? Who needs to walk anyway?
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Oh geez, none of the above listed will happen after just a couple of those balls. Moderation....everything in moderation!!! :wink:
No way you can be able to walk!?!?!?

They sound Yummy!!!
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Postby RedWingFan » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:56 am

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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:01 am

RedWingFan wrote:Here's a recipe for you ladies!!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW07abjQ ... re=related


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:12 am

RedWingFan wrote:Here's a recipe for you ladies!!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW07abjQ ... re=related


I go for the vanilla ones myself, but same idea. :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:50 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I have to share this... I didn't make these, but a coworker's wife did, and ... OH. MY. GOD.


Oreo Balls --> you can just google that and find a number of ways to do it but here's the basic idea:

Ingredients

* 1 package Oreo Cookies
* 1 block softened cream cheese
* 1 package baking chocolate squares (white, regular, dark... any will work)


Directions

1. Crumble entire package of Oreos until smooth
2. Add cream cheese to crumbled Oreos (works GREAT in a food processor)
3. Form Oreo mixture into balls and place on cookie sheet covered in wax paper and place in fridge or freezer
4. When balls are stiff, melt the baking chocolate in microwave or a double boiler
5. Using a toothpick, dip balls into melted chocolate, place back on cookie sheet.
6. When all are covered, place in fridge and chocolate will harden

You do not taste the cream cheese. They taste like chocolate covered oreo filling flavored cake.
They are particularly tasty with nice hot coffee on a cold night!


Thanks BJG :wink: I am going to do that for the Christmas party at work. :wink:
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