The Pope Needs a New Watch

by **Enigma869** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:39 am

Celebrating Midnight Mass at 10pm? WTF is with this dude? When The Vatican was asked about this (it's NEVER been done before midnight before), they said that he needs his sleep. Goofy shit :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:42 am

Enigma869 wrote:Celebrating Midnight Mass at 10pm? WTF is with this dude? When The Vatican was asked about this (it's NEVER been done before midnight before), they said that he needs his sleep. Goofy shit

Wishing the Pope a new watch and the NFL player a new belt.............Jon playing Santa tonight? :wink:

by **Don** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:46 am

Benedict is having a rough day.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8430118.stm

Woman knocks Pope down at Christmas Mass

The security incident involving the woman at St Peter's Basilica lasted only a few seconds.

The woman - who was reportedly wearing a red jumper - tried to jump the barrier and the Pope was thrown off balance and fell, prompting shocked gasps among the crowd.

Security officials rushed down the main aisle to detain the woman.

The Pope had to be helped up by the master of ceremonies at his side, the BBC's David Willey in Rome says.

However, he quickly recovered his poise and passed into the basilica preceded by senior Vatican cardinals, our correspondent says.

Benedict then delivered the Christmas homily in a firm voice.

The woman who pushed the Pope also knocked down Cardinal Roger Etchegaray, who was taken to hospital for a check-up, Vatican spokesman Ciro Bedettini said.

The woman - whose name was not immediately known - was later arrested by police.

During last year's Mass, a woman also jumped the barriers and got close to the Pope but was quickly restrained by security officials.

It was not immediately known if it was the same woman who pushed Benedict on Thursday.

by **Arkansas** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:56 am

I guess he could have just pre-recorded it all and had his secretary post it to YouTube at midnight. :lol:

(Hope that's not blasphemous.)

later~

Website · by **steveo777** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:16 am

Arkansas wrote:I guess he could have just pre-recorded it all and had his secretary post it to YouTube at midnight.
(Hope that's not blasphemous.)

later~

God, please forgive me, that was fucking funny! :lol:

BTW, when the some Filipinos say the Pope's name it sounds like they are calling him the "poop". :wink:

by **Saint John** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:14 pm

The Pope's a fuckin' asshole.

Website · by **steveo777** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:37 pm

Saint John wrote:The Pope's a fuckin' asshole.

Hey, anything goes when you can repent on Sunday. :wink:

by **Voyager** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:41 pm

Thank God the Pope got his ass kicked by a woman on Christmas Eve. He was overdue for a good beatdown.

I'm surprised Friga didn't hook him when he had the chance. Fucking pussy.

:lol:

by **JH'sTXfan** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:50 pm

Arkansas wrote:I guess he could have just pre-recorded it all and had his secretary post it to YouTube at midnight.
(Hope that's not blasphemous.)

later~

by **squirt1** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:34 pm

Breathilizer needs to be installed in order to post the way this thread is going.

by **Voyager** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:46 pm

squirt1 wrote:Breathilizer needs to be installed in order to post the way this thread is going.

Not really... drunk people don't seem to care for jokes about the Pope getting his ass kicked for some reason.

:?:

MR

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