Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Ehwmatt]

I mean honestly, this was irreparable. There's cheating on your wife, and there's what Tiger did. He completely humiliated her. No way that can be forgiven.

[Jana]

Excerpt from Article in the LA Times on Tiger and his bulkier physique. Cheating will never kill his career, but this would, if true:

"The golf great's credibility, already eroded by marital infidelity, could evaporate entirely if there's fire to go along with the smoke generated by his reported link to a doctor who promotes HGH.
By Bill Plaschke

December 16, 2009
Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods down the fairway for a couple of days at the U.S Open at Oakmont, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.

From the back, the dude looked like Barry Bonds.

His neck was oddly wide. His shoulders were absurdly broad. His biceps were busting out of a tight shirt.

For the first time, he wasn't just better than everyone else, he was also bigger. He looked not like a technician lining up a tee shot, but a slugger getting loose for batting practice.

He looked weird. He looked stuffed. He looked dirty.

I confided it, but never wrote it, because who would believe it?

Tiger Woods in the same sentence as the most infamous (alleged) steroid user? He was too smart, too scripted, too careful.

Thought so, anyway.

Now I wonder.

The New York Times report this week that links Woods with a doctor who promotes human growth hormone would have been silly two months ago but makes scary sense today.

If a guy is a chronic cheater off the course, what kind of leap is required to believe he could be the same sort of cheater on the course?

That distance is now a mere hop and skip after the newspaper reported that Dr. Anthony Galea is under a joint U.S.-Canadian investigation for providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs.

One of the athletes who has rehabilitated under Galea's care is Woods, who allegedly was visited at least four times by the doctor in Woods' Orlando, Fla., home.

During those times, Woods' agent claimed the golfer received nothing more than Galea's groundbreaking platelet-rich plasma therapy for his reconstructed knee.

"The treatment Tiger received is a widely accepted therapy, and to suggest some connection with illegality is recklessly irresponsible," Mark Steinberg wrote in an e-mail to the Associated Press.

You know what's really recklessly irresponsible? Dealing with a doctor who has a history of using and prescribing the banned HGH substance, that's what.

All the healers in the world, the best money can buy, and Woods chooses an eccentric 50-year-old HGH peddler who not only prescribes it to older patients, but says he injects himself five days a week to keep up with a wife who, he says, is 22 years younger?

"If the body is healthy, then your mind and intellect are free to study, to feed your spirit," Galea told the New York Times in an interview.

Woods has been feeding his spirit quite enough, thank you."

[Michigan Girl]

Cheating will never kill his career, but this would, if true:

This is true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^, this ^^^^sounds like more rubbish for
people that want to hear nothing but bad press about Tiger right now!!!
Misery, drugs, sex etc. We just love to see them fall, don't we?!?!?..

[Jana]

"Tiger Woods told his mistress that he married Elin Nordegren only to boost his public image, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The admission came during the early days of his marriage and was made to Theresa Rogers, the Cougar who has been with Tiger both before and after his marriage.

And the source told RadarOnline.com that the relationship between Rogers and Tiger was very hot at the time he married Elin.

“I was with Theresa in Florida and when we pulled up to the house where we were going Tiger Woods got out,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “I walked around the car and looked up and Tiger was kissing Theresa on the lips. Long and passionate kisses.”

Theresa bragged about her relationship with Tiger for years, the source said. And she said that Tiger told her getting married was for publicity and his image.

Tiger, 33, carried on an affair that lasted at least five years with Theresa, 49. She is now represented by Gloria Allred and sources tell us exclusively that Allred is busy negotiating a settlement for Rogers and also represents other Tiger women.

Meanwhile, Tiger’s wife Elin has removed her wedding rings and will file for divorce, RadarOnline.com is reporting. Multiple sources say she simply cannot forgive Tiger for the betrayal that has seen the number of mistresses revealed publicly reach 14.

Tiger’s public image as a hard-working golfing legend and happily married father of two have helped him build a lucrative empire powered by big-money endorsement deals."


Yeah, Elin will never be able to get over the magnitude of his betrayal b/f and after their marriage and during her pregnancies to save the marriage. This marriage, obviously, didn't mean much to him.

[7 Wishes]

I don't buy that he would have been with a woman twice his age. Seems likely there are some liars crawling out of the woodworks to exploit this situation.

[Ehwmatt]

I don't buy that he would have been with a woman twice his age. Seems likely there are some liars crawling out of the woodworks to exploit this situation.

At this point, who the hell knows...

[Jana]

I don't buy that he would have been with a woman twice his age. Seems likely there are some liars crawling out of the woodworks to exploit this situation.

At this point, who the hell knows...

If Gloria Allred took it, that gives it credibility, in that she wouldn't bother with someone with no evidence to prove it. So she must have some evidence to initiate a settlement with Tiger not to talk. She's been linked with him for weeks now and no one has discounted it.

[treetopovskaya]

someone needs to bitch slap gloria allred. }:C|

why should any one of these women who carried on with /slept with tw be rewarded any type of settlement???

[Jana]

someone needs to bitch slap gloria allred. }:C|

why should any one of these women who carried on with /slept with tw be rewarded any type of settlement???

They shouldn't be. She's someone I have no respect for. But Tiger will do it to stop any more damage that has been done b/c of endorsement deals for the future or to maybe still save his marriage.

Apparently, it is done all the time. Some agents came on after Letterman fiasco who thought he should have paid off the guy, and said it's done all the time with public figures that have their lawyers or whomever, works for them pay off people to keep them quiet re skeletons in their closets protecting their public image and/or to keep the info from their spouses.

[Tomulator]

[quote="treetopovskaya"]someone needs to bitch slap gloria allred. }:C|

why should any one of these women who carried on with /slept with tw be rewarded any type of settlement???[/quote]

He must have been REALLY LOUSY in bed!

[Behshad]

[StevePerryHair]

A cartoon that captured my thoughts when I saw this thread pop back up

[S2M]

A cartoon that captured my thoughts when I saw this thread pop back up

That would have been a great editorial pic for the Democratic Party.....lol

[bluejeangirl76]

My boss just sent me that and I was JUST coming here to post it!

[Michigan Girl]

This ^^^^^is very funny...so is the Broke Black Golfer!!
This is exactly what we should be doing, making fun of him~
not judging him!!

[bluejeangirl76]

This ^^^^^is very funny...so is the Broke Black Golfer!!
This is exactly what we should be doing, making fun of him~
not judging him!!

I get so confused coming to this place.

B and SPH think it's beating a dead horse, and BJG and MG wanna pile on Tiger with me. Hmmm..what to do, what to do?

Pile on Tiger! That asshole.

[Ehwmatt]

Tiger Woods reported to be at a clinic for sex addicts in in Cape Town, South Africa http://bit.ly/8M3w5X
41 minutes ago from BreakingNews Headquarters

I got just the answer for his addiction, it's long, shiny, and quite sharp

[Ftloperry]

Seems that after his wife clubbed him with a 9 iron he needed some plastic surgery to fix the damage and Nike has agreed to pay for the plastic surgery needed on Tiger Woods. Here is Tiger at a Nike press conference showing the success of the plastic surgery.

[Jana]

Tiger Woods' press conference on. Pretty honest. Still leaving to go back to therapy and not returning any time soon to golf, but not ruling out this year.