How bad is it?

[G.I.Jim]

Thanks for the laugh, those were good!

[steveo777]

I went to buy a toaster and they offered me a free bank.

Most people under 40 or so won't get the joke.

[Babyblue]

I went to buy a toaster and they offered me a free bank.

That is so funny.

[Babyblue]

Two blonde girls were working for the
city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would
follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street,
then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all
day without rest, one girl digging a
hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard
work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing. So he asked the hole
digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you
two are putting in to your work, but I
don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind
and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and
sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a
three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick.'

[artist4perry]

Great thread, very funny!

[RossValoryRocks]

15. Over the weekend I bought a toaster and they threw in a free bank!

[RossValoryRocks]

RVR, proudly not reading the thread before posting since 2003!

I read the first part right after you posted...I didn't read the whole thing before posting, sorry about that!

[Jana]

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

[StevePerryHair]

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

More like grandfather

[Behshad]

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

It is her father !

[StevePerryHair]

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

It is her father !

Yeah, dad's always put their hands on their daughters asses.... right?

[Michigan Girl]

I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

[Behshad]

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

It is her father !

Yeah, dad's always put their hands on their daughters asses.... right?

In Kentucky they do

[Behshad]

I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Thank you ! Youre sweet , but lets stay focused on the old man and his daughter ...

[StevePerryHair]

I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Bet his "cutieness" has nothing to do with it...more likely how cute his wallet looks filled with some cash

[Michigan Girl]

I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Bet his "cutieness" has nothing to do with it...more likely how cute his wallet looks filled with some cash :wink:

I think he uses her chest for storage purposes!!!

[StevePerryHair]

I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Bet his "cutieness" has nothing to do with it...more likely how cute his wallet looks filled with some cash :wink:

I think he uses her chest for storage purposes!!!

[mikemarrs]

man i can't wait until i get old

[StevePerryHair]

man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

[Behshad]

man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

I think its easier to set a goal to get old than to get rich.

[StevePerryHair]

man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

I think its easier to set a goal to get old than to get rich.

True, but if the REAL goal is to get a young girl... well then may as well not get too excited about being old if you aren't gonna have any money

[Behshad]

Fact Finder, youre on fire today!

a dickbag on fire that is lol

[mikemarrs]

man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

might have trouble with the rich part.maybe i'll hit that powerball jackpot

[donnaplease]

You know the economy is bad when people stand in line behind George Bush to get free shoes.

LMAO!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

With any aged girl a man will almost always end up old and broke.

But, he'll have really nice carpets and Pampered Chef stuff.

Hold on there.... Pampered Chef stuff is great!!