I'm going on a beer run...

[2OfHearts]

I'll take a cold


Thanks!

[JasonD]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

You forgot to add, “Marge, there’s a guy here who looks to be about 30 or 32 who needs to know this information. He’s about 5 foot 9, weighs about 140 to 145, sandy blond hair, blue... no .... make that hazel eyes... er,.... I don't know they might even be green. His driver’s license says his name is Jason. Can you help Jason out here, Marge?”

[artist4perry]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

You forgot to add, “Marge, there’s a guy here who looks to be about 30 or 32 who needs to know this information. He’s about 5 foot 9, weighs about 140 to 145, sandy blond hair, blue... no .... make that hazel eyes... er,.... I don't know they might even be green. His driver’s license says his name is Jason. Can you help Jason out here, Marge?”

Hey Jason, by the way.......are you plannning on using them here or later?

[KenTheDude]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

[Michigan Girl]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

I was just going to say WTH happened here and....where's my martini?!?!

[artist4perry]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

[JasonD]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

You forgot to add, “Marge, there’s a guy here who looks to be about 30 or 32 who needs to know this information. He’s about 5 foot 9, weighs about 140 to 145, sandy blond hair, blue... no .... make that hazel eyes... er,.... I don't know they might even be green. His driver’s license says his name is Jason. Can you help Jason out here, Marge?”

Hey Jason, by the way.......are you plannning on using them here or later? :oops:

LOL!!! That reminds me of a couple months ago when I made a late night trip to a fast food restaurant for me & a few friends. I ordered something like 4 beef & cheddars, 1 ham & cheese, 5 curlyfries, & 6 shakes.... then the saleslady asked me if it was for here or to go. She gave me a complex about my weight. I thought to myself, "Does she really think I can eat all this myself?"

[KenTheDude]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

Some Excedrin PM, please. So I can dream about Kate Beckinsale or someone like that.

[JasonD]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

Some Excedrin PM, please. So I can dream about Kate Beckinsale or someone like that.

That's the second time you've mentioned her. Time to post a picture!!!!

COME TO THINK OF IT.... I do believe it's time for EVERYONE to post a picture of their GUILTY PLEASURE FANTASY PARTNER. C'mon.... don't be shy.

[G.I.Jim]

Jim's out of commision for the night... wife's here "cue the Darth Vader music!" Gotta go watch a movie, but I may be on later. Peace out!

[artist4perry]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

Some Excedrin PM, please. So I can dream about Kate Beckinsale or someone like that.

That's the second time you've mentioned her. Time to post a picture!!!!

COME TO THINK OF IT.... I do believe it's time for EVERYONE to post a picture of their GUILTY PLEASURE FANTASY PARTNER. C'mon.... don't be shy.

I married mine.

[KenTheDude]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

Some Excedrin PM, please. So I can dream about Kate Beckinsale or someone like that.

That's the second time you've mentioned her. Time to post a picture!!!!

COME TO THINK OF IT.... I do believe it's time for EVERYONE to post a picture of their GUILTY PLEASURE FANTASY PARTNER. C'mon.... don't be shy.

[steveo777]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

[AlteredDNA]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

I was just going to say WTH happened here and....where's my martini?!?!

I'm on my second round of Crown...

[JasonD]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

[artist4perry]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

Can you imagine what runs through their minds while they are trying to figure out the purpose of those things...............

[JasonD]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

Can you imagine what runs through their minds while they are trying to figure out the purpose of those things...............

Yeah & now that she's getting older I'm dreading the day when she'll ask me. Emily's at that age where she's asking a million questions, "Daddy, why do some chickens have white eggs & some chickens have brown? Daddy, why do the leaves fall off the trees in the winter? Daddy, how big is the moon?" I love my precious sweetie but she can also be exhausting.

[Michigan Girl]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

I was just going to say WTH happened here and....where's my martini?!?!

I'm on my second round of Crown...

ooooooooooooo, that looks yummy!!! You're a SAINT!!! :wink:

[artist4perry]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

Can you imagine what runs through their minds while they are trying to figure out the purpose of those things...............

Yeah & now that she's getting older I'm dreading the day when she'll ask me. Emily's at that age where she's asking a million questions, "Daddy, why do some chickens have white eggs & some chickens have brown? Daddy, why do the leaves fall off the trees in the winter? Daddy, how big is the moon?" I love my precious sweetie but she can also be exhausting.

Love every precious question. When she moves away, you miss those days so much. My baby girl is 21 and married now. I would give everything to get just one day of ..........mommy if an orange is orange then why is a pumpkin orange too?

[JasonD]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

Can you imagine what runs through their minds while they are trying to figure out the purpose of those things...............

Yeah & now that she's getting older I'm dreading the day when she'll ask me. Emily's at that age where she's asking a million questions, "Daddy, why do some chickens have white eggs & some chickens have brown? Daddy, why do the leaves fall off the trees in the winter? Daddy, how big is the moon?" I love my precious sweetie but she can also be exhausting.

Love every precious question. When she moves away, you miss those days so much. My baby girl is 21 and married now. I would give everything to get just one day of ..........mommy if an orange is orange then why is a pumpkin orange too?

Oh, that's so cute!

[artist4perry]

Hey, this reminds me of this one day when my son was about 2 years old. He kind of slipped out of my wife's sight and got real quiet. When she found him, he was sitting on the bathroom floor with all the maxi pads out, peeling the backing off and sticking them to his forehead. LOL

LOL! My daughter did the same thing when she was also about 2 only she was naked and she stuck them to her butt, boobies & vajayjay. I think she was trying to make a bikini. It was cute as hell.

Can you imagine what runs through their minds while they are trying to figure out the purpose of those things...............

Yeah & now that she's getting older I'm dreading the day when she'll ask me. Emily's at that age where she's asking a million questions, "Daddy, why do some chickens have white eggs & some chickens have brown? Daddy, why do the leaves fall off the trees in the winter? Daddy, how big is the moon?" I love my precious sweetie but she can also be exhausting.

Love every precious question. When she moves away, you miss those days so much. My baby girl is 21 and married now. I would give everything to get just one day of ..........mommy if an orange is orange then why is a pumpkin orange too?

Oh, that's so cute!

She talked a mile a minute, and had the best questions. Still does...........

[AlteredDNA]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

I was just going to say WTH happened here and....where's my martini?!?!

...



I'm on my second round of Crown...

ooooooooooooo, that looks yummy!!! You're a SAINT!!! :wink:

Thanks, sweetie...a tipsy SAINT tonight...

[WalkInMyShoes]

COME TO THINK OF IT.... I do believe it's time for EVERYONE to post a picture of their GUILTY PLEASURE FANTASY PARTNER. C'mon.... don't be shy.

You did say guilty pleasure right? Here's mine - Josh Duhamel...

[parfait]

Here's my guilty pleasure:





... Ehm, now wait a minute... That's me!


Seriously though; have a great weekend everyone.

[artist4perry]

Here's my guilty pleasure:





... Ehm, now wait a minute... That's me!


Seriously though; have a great weekend everyone.

Self-Desire?........... Narcisistic much? LOL! You have a great weekend too Parfait!

[Babyblue]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I feel violated!

Then you put the tampon in the wrong place.

OMG!!! I almost lost my coffee on that one.

[Babyblue]

Why couldn't you guys use white text on this trainwreck of a thread.

What's wrong Ken..........monthly visitor? GI will go to the store for ya.............Hey GI, before ya go...............

[TRAGChick]

B double E double R-U-N
Beer Run

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 2022436230

Funny song; thanks for sharing!

DANGIT Missed the run.

But um; hey....If you're goin' tonight, can ya get this, while you're out?
Thanx yer a doll!

[Babyblue]

Hey Jim where are you tonight???? We sure could use that beer run tonight.

[WalkInMyShoes]

Hey Jim where are you tonight???? We sure could use that beer run tonight.

Your turn tonight Babyblue.......can't count on Jim every weekend to get the beer & wine.