Let's play part 3

[Melissa]

hey, 3rd entries don't count!!

That's what she said!

[Saint John]

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

Hero
Robed
Bread

[G.I.Jim]

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

(Spelling doesn't count)

WRONG!!!

Here's what it really says:

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful

[b]and he has a small penis.[/b]

No, that's the definition of "Beadle." Look again. There is no definition for my spelling, so I had to go phonetically. Last names don't count....Otherwise I'd look up "Hunsicker."

Nice try, Erection!

Look up "Bunsticker"... Jeremey Bunsticker!

Ah yes, that name says it all!

Sorry man, I just had to mess with you.

[G.I.Jim]

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

Hero
Robed
Bread

Very good homo!

[DSHinMICH]

Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

Deb... I don't know why, but I thought it would be fun to see how many words I can spell with your name (I AM a little crazy!)

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

That's it... just thought I'd share! I think of some crazy crap sometimes.

Thanks for sharing you silly man!

[G.I.Jim]

Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

Deb... I don't know why, but I thought it would be fun to see how many words I can spell with your name (I AM a little crazy!)

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

That's it... just thought I'd share! I think of some crazy crap sometimes.

Thanks for sharing you silly man!

That's what I'm here for!

[Ehwmatt]

Hmm, interesting entries for me. Wonder if a guy named Matt edited these entries?

Matt 4783 up, 1357 down

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

matt 2064 up, 900 down

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

Matt 1449 up, 603 down

An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.

[DSHinMICH]

Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

Deb... I don't know why, but I thought it would be fun to see how many words I can spell with your name (I AM a little crazy!)

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

That's it... just thought I'd share! I think of some crazy crap sometimes.

Thanks for sharing you silly man!

That's what I'm here for!

So I'm finding out!

[JH'sTXfan]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

[G.I.Jim]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

Damn girl... keep those nails trimmed!

[Melissa]

Sexy Beast

band name!

[Ehwmatt]

Sexy Beast

band name!

[Melissa]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

This is Lynn's middle name But I can say I've never seen her pee on her iPhone, and she's never licked my face

[YoungJRNY]

Travis: Hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay

[G.I.Jim]

Here's yours Matt!

A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

I can't believe my buddy just pulled a Matt!

[StevePerryHair]

Travis: Hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay

but not in this case? Than what is it youre being used for in this case?

[Jeremey]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

Good lord Marie, that's the most absurd thing I've ever read!

[YoungJRNY]

Travis: Hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay

but not in this case? Than what is it youre being used for in this case?

That's what I'm afraid of. Don't know what I'm being used for in this case, lmao.

[JH'sTXfan]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

Good lord Marie, that's the most absurd thing I've ever read!

I was camping and my phone fell out of my pocket while heeding nature's call. Coulda happened to anyone.

[Ratgirl]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

This is Lynn's middle name But I can say I've never seen her pee on her iPhone, and she's never licked my face

LOL!!! But has she ever made llama noises and hide under her blanket when possible.

[Suzanne]

This is the funniest thing but it nailed me dead on.

Kelli is a beautiful and very kind woman. cares more about others then herself. a very loving mother when she has children. for a kelli to be disliked is very rare. however don't take this woman to be a pushover. this would be a mistake. she sees all and hears all. and won't hesitate to put her foot up someones ass. to avoid harmful contact with a kelli, stay on her good side and treat her well. she will be a very good friend to you.

[StevePerryHair]

No. 8 Marie---A very strange girl who is known to pee on iPhones when drunk and lick the faces of close friends. Makes llama noises and hides under her blanket whenever possible. Laughs obnoxiously like a woodchuck at things that are not funny. Probably lives in the woods and eats gratuitous amounts of small woodland animals. When there's a full moon, watch out for her or she may get hungry and attack.

No 9 Marie---A strange and rare creature with uncommonly fast-growing toenails. Often, this creature can be spotted eating a Caesar salad and flaring its nostirls while giggling about jokes that are not funny. Some people would describe this creature as ugly, stinky, and hairy. You can use "Marie" to describe anyone who you do not fancy.

(It was a Sanyo, not an iPhone)

This is Lynn's middle name But I can say I've never seen her pee on her iPhone, and she's never licked my face

well I have been known to laugh obnoxiously And giggle at jokes some may not find funny But no, have not peed on my phone .... YET! I think I like my "lynn" one better

[KenTheDude]

1. It literally means "know" in Scottish. Can also mean "know what i mean?" in Scottish.
a. Scottie: "Dae ye ken him?"
Translation: "Do you know him?"

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"

I like 2 better!!

2. Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.
Damn, Ken's got all the bitches after him now. Too bad Barbie and him broke up. He could have been her sugar daddy. Now she's out on the streets having sex for crack.

YES!

[Behshad]

Ahem,,, why was this not shared with us ?

[bluejeangirl76]

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"[/i]

So then we can say "that's fucked up, {if you ken}"?

[Behshad]

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"[/i]

So then we can say "that's fucked up, {if you ken}"?

This is SO gonna confuse Stevew2 {if you ken}

[KenTheDude]

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"[/i]

So then we can say "that's fucked up, {if you ken}"?

Its hard enuf tryeing to desyfer Steve's hiroglifics withot throwin thatt munky rench intoo the mix.

[bluejeangirl76]

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"[/i]

So then we can say "that's fucked up, {if you ken}"?

Its hard enuf tryeing to desyfer Steve's hiroglifics withot throwin thatt munky rench intoo the mix.

I understand him perfectly.

*blink* *stare*

That might not be a flag I should wave.

[KenTheDude]

b. Scottie: "It's fucked up, ken?"
Translation: "It's fucked up, know what i mean?"[/i]

So then we can say "that's fucked up, {if you ken}"?

Its hard enuf tryeing to desyfer Steve's hiroglifics withot throwin thatt munky rench intoo the mix.

I understand him perfectly.

*blink* *stare*

That might not be a flag I should wave.

A white flag maybe.

[Deb]

Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

+1

Thanks Deb, saved me from looking it up.