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Melissa wrote:Hearing Dan describe the PF Changs dinner in Vegas is hysterical too
I think that waiter might still be scarred for life!
Thenightbull wrote:It's amazing how quickly this thread has become off topic. I blame myselfcarry on.
Saint John wrote:Melissa wrote:Hearing Dan describe the PF Changs dinner in Vegas is hysterical too
I think that waiter might still be scarred for life!
I dribble pissed in my pants when Dean screamed "Seagal!!!" across the room at the poor waiter with his finger 4 inches up his nose and Lula slapped him.That dude looked like he'd rather be in in Vietnam than have to deal with us. The people around us were pretty horrified, too.
That was an epic dinner that culminated with Dean and me going to the "bathroom." That was code for a beer run. I have to admit ... that's the first time I've ever gone to the "bathroom" and came back drunk.
For those of you that don't know ... Dean likes to order everything in two's. "Give us 4 beers (2 for me and 2 for him) and 4 shots of Jaeger" (<--- see last pair of parentheses). I start looking around and then ask him "Who's all of this for???" He responds "Us, you pussy ... drink up!"
I take a deep breath and try to psych myself up for the challenge and I look over and he's got one beer down, both of his shots are gone, and he burps like a freight train. I gave him one of the shots, pounded the 2 beers and staggered back upstairs. Lula was furious.
I still can't figure out why.
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Saint John wrote:Melissa wrote:Hearing Dan describe the PF Changs dinner in Vegas is hysterical too
I think that waiter might still be scarred for life!
I dribble pissed in my pants when Dean screamed "Seagal!!!" across the room at the poor waiter with his finger 4 inches up his nose and Lula slapped him.That dude looked like he'd rather be in in Vietnam than have to deal with us. The people around us were pretty horrified, too.
That was an epic dinner that culminated with Dean and me going to the "bathroom." That was code for a beer run. I have to admit ... that's the first time I've ever gone to the "bathroom" and came back drunk.
For those of you that don't know ... Dean likes to order everything in two's. "Give us 4 beers (2 for me and 2 for him) and 4 shots of Jaeger" (<--- see last pair of parentheses). I start looking around and then ask him "Who's all of this for???" He responds "Us, you pussy ... drink up!"
I take a deep breath and try to psych myself up for the challenge and I look over and he's got one beer down, both of his shots are gone, and he burps like a freight train. I gave him one of the shots, pounded the 2 beers and staggered back upstairs. Lula was furious.
I still can't figure out why.
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Ehwmatt wrote:Saint John wrote:Melissa wrote:Hearing Dan describe the PF Changs dinner in Vegas is hysterical too
I think that waiter might still be scarred for life!
I dribble pissed in my pants when Dean screamed "Seagal!!!" across the room at the poor waiter with his finger 4 inches up his nose and Lula slapped him.That dude looked like he'd rather be in in Vietnam than have to deal with us. The people around us were pretty horrified, too.
That was an epic dinner that culminated with Dean and me going to the "bathroom." That was code for a beer run. I have to admit ... that's the first time I've ever gone to the "bathroom" and came back drunk.
For those of you that don't know ... Dean likes to order everything in two's. "Give us 4 beers (2 for me and 2 for him) and 4 shots of Jaeger" (<--- see last pair of parentheses). I start looking around and then ask him "Who's all of this for???" He responds "Us, you pussy ... drink up!"
I take a deep breath and try to psych myself up for the challenge and I look over and he's got one beer down, both of his shots are gone, and he burps like a freight train. I gave him one of the shots, pounded the 2 beers and staggered back upstairs. Lula was furious.
I still can't figure out why.
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I like to order stuff in twos as well if I'm at a fuckin bar where I'm gonna have to wait 5 minutes to get the bartender's attention. I was doin that last Friday. Led to a good night. I basically forced some of my girl friends to take a shot of tequila with us after they were already hammered. The one bitch looked like she was about to cry after it!![]()
It was reminiscent of forcing that Goose down Paul's throat at the Eclipse show.
Ehwmatt wrote:You made your bed Lynn...![]()
Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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Ehwmatt wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:Ehwmatt wrote:You made your bed Lynn...![]()
Oh Matthew,, you BETTER be in Elgin!! I will have my camera ready for your moment![]()
Haha, we shall see
Ehwmatt wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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yeah I bet B tweaked some nice notes outta you
Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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artist4perry wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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I won't ask.
StevePerryHair wrote:artist4perry wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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I won't ask.
It was actually a very touching moment.. trust me we were all almost in tears![]()
artist4perry wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:artist4perry wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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I won't ask.
It was actually a very touching moment.. trust me we were all almost in tears![]()
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bluejeangirl76 wrote:artist4perry wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:artist4perry wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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I won't ask.
It was actually a very touching moment.. trust me we were all almost in tears![]()
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Just be glad you can't see Behshad's OTHER hand.
StocktontoMalone wrote:Tongue? Did Somebody say, Tongue?![]()
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StevePerryHair wrote:Going back to topic... the last time we had this discussion, it was brought to me attention that mexican coke used cane sugar, unlike the US coke. Well we finally found it in a spanish grocer near my house, and we bought some bottles yesterday, and it is SO like the coke I remember as a kid! Why do they keep ruining our foodIt's so much better! The only thing we could think of is that cane sugar is expensive to import to this country as opposed to others and the corn syrup is easier and cheaper to process here... is that about right?
bluejeangirl76 wrote:artist4perry wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:artist4perry wrote:Saint John wrote:I'm hitting a note in that picture that Soto, Augeri and Pineda could only dream about.![]()
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I won't ask.
It was actually a very touching moment.. trust me we were all almost in tears![]()
I see the touching part.![]()
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Just be glad you can't see Behshad's OTHER hand.
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