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JasonD wrote:Well wishes for the Gatorman................. I'm sending Tebow to kick pneumonia's ass.
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Angel wrote:JasonD wrote:Well wishes for the Gatorman................. I'm sending Tebow to kick pneumonia's ass.
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The only medical experience that Tebow has-that I know of-is circumcisions...and since the Gator has already shared with all of us that that's been taken care of...I think Tebow would just serve to cheer the Gator up.
MBPL wrote:Mr. SGator, I am very sorry to hear you are not fairing well. Get better soon. If I may, I would like to offer you a quick, sure-fire remedy to help you get back on your feet and nip that retched Pneumonia once and for all. Have a nice big old lunch. That's it.
Well, make sure your lunch consists of...a big old pot of ”dirty water” gumbo with crab, shrimp, chicken, hot link sausage, Okra. Okay? Now, add to that menu some neck bone soup with Ham Hocks, some Oxtail soup with Ham Hocks, some corn bread made with real lard, a bowl of collard greens, fat back, a butter-enriched 7-up pound cake; some Puerto Rican and Cuban beans and rice; a big-ass burrito; fried chicken; fried pork; bacon and eggs; throw in some boiled Chitlins (that’s pig’s intestines, ya know!); add blood sausage and a quart of jasmine rice…YUM!
Don't know where you'll get all this food, but by the time you pry your ass off that hospital toilet from all that f**king artery clogging food that ran through you faster than President Obama running from Oprah (she' got a big old crush on that man, ya know!), your pneumonia won’t have enough room to be all up in your business! Matter of fact, you might even poop it out along with what you just had for lunch! Har! (hope I made you laugh. I’m a spaz)
MBPL
stevew2 wrote:Perry prayers lolBabyblue wrote:Gator, you have been missed sweetie do get well soon.Sending Perry prayers your way sweetie.Hurry up and get well & get back in here.![]()
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