Funniest movie parts you've seen

[steveo777]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

[StevePerryHair]

One of my favorite scenes from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRu7KFdILmQ

[bluejeangirl76]

One of my favorite scenes from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRu7KFdILmQ

I love that movie... but the FUNNIEST thing was not in the movie but in the outtakes...

starts right around :50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeHrARnPfOs

I could not stop laughing at this - SO glad it's on youtube!.

[Rockindeano]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

That actually happens in the military. I laugh at this too(thought I was the only one disturbed enough to do so). Anyway, when they start yelling I start smiling and pissing myself, and especially when the DI says, "you want to come over and fuck my sister with her little pretty pink panties on?" I roared out loud in boot camp and had to do 3 days in KP(Kitchen police). It was worth it, I didn't care. That shit cracks me up. Never forget that fucker- Drill Sargent Leach. After I did about 400 push ups, he would always come over and say shit to my face really loud, and of course I would start smirking and finally laughing. He would get so fuckin pissed. After boot camp was over, he came up to me at graduation and called me a Motherfucker and said that I frustrated the living shit out of him more than any other soldier, because I would laugh at his profanity laced tirades and that wasn't the goal he had in mind.

[StevePerryHair]

One of my favorite scenes from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRu7KFdILmQ

I love that movie... but the FUNNIEST thing was not in the movie but in the outtakes...

starts right around :50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeHrARnPfOs

I could not stop laughing at this - SO glad it's on youtube!.

It's been a long time since I've seen the outtakes! Hilarious! LOVE that movie

[Saint John]

This, to me, is about as funny as it fucking gets. Love it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqQE19CKjKU&NR=1

[Angel]

One of those movies that wasn't so funny when I watched it but then about a week later I found myself quoting it and laughing hysterically!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNmb2EReG4

[Jana]

This, to me, is about as funny as it fucking gets. Love it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqQE19CKjKU&NR=1

[squirt1]

For me and my adult children it is the 1st 1/2 hr of the Great Race and some scenes throughout . It think it was 1965 and Tony Curtis played the hero the great Leslie, Natalie Wood the love interest reporter and the cheater Professor Fate (Jack Lemmon )and his assistant Max ( Peter Falk) who was later TV's Columbo.

[Rip Rokken]

I'd normally say Alec Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross", but I think it finally got topped last night with "In The Loop". The whole movie is JUST as abusive, all the way through! The two Scottish dudes and James Gandolfini are freaking hilarious - I have to get a copy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3eoMnMC80

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ_AOCy8gh8

[steveo777]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

That actually happens in the military. I laugh at this too(thought I was the only one disturbed enough to do so). Anyway, when they start yelling I start smiling and pissing myself, and especially when the DI says, "you want to come over and fuck my sister with her little pretty pink panties on?" I roared out loud in boot camp and had to do 3 days in KP(Kitchen police). It was worth it, I didn't care. That shit cracks me up. Never forget that fucker- Drill Sargent Leach. After I did about 400 push ups, he would always come over and say shit to my face really loud, and of course I would start smirking and finally laughing. He would get so fuckin pissed. After boot camp was over, he came up to me at graduation and called me a Motherfucker and said that I frustrated the living shit out of him more than any other soldier, because I would laugh at his profanity laced tirades and that wasn't the goal he had in mind.

Dude when I went thru boot camp it was 11 weeks and the same shit was said. The only thing they had curtailed back then was getting physical with you.

My DI, SSGT. Studer, would come up and ask "Do you like me? Would you like to have sex with me?" No Sir! "Then quit eye fucking me!"

[Don]

Blazing Saddles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

So many great scenes but this one is my favorite.

[Rockindeano]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

That actually happens in the military. I laugh at this too(thought I was the only one disturbed enough to do so). Anyway, when they start yelling I start smiling and pissing myself, and especially when the DI says, "you want to come over and fuck my sister with her little pretty pink panties on?" I roared out loud in boot camp and had to do 3 days in KP(Kitchen police). It was worth it, I didn't care. That shit cracks me up. Never forget that fucker- Drill Sargent Leach. After I did about 400 push ups, he would always come over and say shit to my face really loud, and of course I would start smirking and finally laughing. He would get so fuckin pissed. After boot camp was over, he came up to me at graduation and called me a Motherfucker and said that I frustrated the living shit out of him more than any other soldier, because I would laugh at his profanity laced tirades and that wasn't the goal he had in mind.

Dude when I went thru boot camp it was 11 weeks and the same shit was said. The only thing they had curtailed back then was getting physical with you.

My DI, SSGT. Studer, would come up and ask "Do you like me? Would you like to have sex with me?" No Sir! "Then quit eye fucking me!"

LOL, yeah I went in 1988. They couldn't physically fuck with us. I went to Ft Benning, GA. It was awful. But see, your last line has me laughing out loud. Those Drill Sgts are hilarious, and they get so pissed off. I find it funnier than Hell. "Eye fuck me?" Priceless.

[Don]

Cheech and Chong at the Welfare office.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTY6HTJo ... re=related

[steveo777]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

That actually happens in the military. I laugh at this too(thought I was the only one disturbed enough to do so). Anyway, when they start yelling I start smiling and pissing myself, and especially when the DI says, "you want to come over and fuck my sister with her little pretty pink panties on?" I roared out loud in boot camp and had to do 3 days in KP(Kitchen police). It was worth it, I didn't care. That shit cracks me up. Never forget that fucker- Drill Sargent Leach. After I did about 400 push ups, he would always come over and say shit to my face really loud, and of course I would start smirking and finally laughing. He would get so fuckin pissed. After boot camp was over, he came up to me at graduation and called me a Motherfucker and said that I frustrated the living shit out of him more than any other soldier, because I would laugh at his profanity laced tirades and that wasn't the goal he had in mind.

Dude when I went thru boot camp it was 11 weeks and the same shit was said. The only thing they had curtailed back then was getting physical with you.

My DI, SSGT. Studer, would come up and ask "Do you like me? Would you like to have sex with me?" No Sir! "Then quit eye fucking me!"

LOL, yeah I went in 1988. They couldn't physically fuck with us. I went to Ft Benning, GA. It was awful. But see, your last line has me laughing out loud. Those Drill Sgts are hilarious, and they get so pissed off. I find it funnier than Hell. "Eye fuck me?" Priceless.

Oh, one more gem; "If you're thinking about suzy rotten crotch back home, don't worry you'll find her just the way you left her..........freshly fucked". That one there could fuck with a guy's head if he was missing his girl. I thought it was funny as shit at the time.

[S2M]

One of my favorite scenes from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRu7KFdILmQ

I liked the movie the first time I seen it.....when it was called, 'It's a mad mad mad mad world'....

[StevePerryHair]

One of my favorite scenes from Rat Race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRu7KFdILmQ

I liked the movie the first time I seen it.....when it was called, 'It's a mad mad mad mad world'....

Nah, Rat race was funnier to me I actually JUST watched mad mad world a couple weeks ago and it was great for it's old time classic comedian cast, but the humor was not hilariously funny to me. It was very funny for it's time, and the inuendos and all. I judge by my laugh meter and I pick Rat Race

[S2M]

One of THE best movies and scenes of all-time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBY6pF42I-c

Lynn, better check your laugh meter....it is in dire need of an upgrade.

[StevePerryHair]

One of THE best movies and scenes of all-time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBY6pF42I-c

Lynn, better check your laugh meter....it is in dire need of an upgrade.

Is that a comedy zombie movie? Or something else? Zombies are popular in my house but not with me

and my laugh meter is just fine. I love all humor. Just not zombies

[Ehwmatt]

The beginning of Full Metal Jacket. That drill instructor has me ROFLMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs

That actually happens in the military. I laugh at this too(thought I was the only one disturbed enough to do so). Anyway, when they start yelling I start smiling and pissing myself, and especially when the DI says, "you want to come over and fuck my sister with her little pretty pink panties on?" I roared out loud in boot camp and had to do 3 days in KP(Kitchen police). It was worth it, I didn't care. That shit cracks me up. Never forget that fucker- Drill Sargent Leach. After I did about 400 push ups, he would always come over and say shit to my face really loud, and of course I would start smirking and finally laughing. He would get so fuckin pissed. After boot camp was over, he came up to me at graduation and called me a Motherfucker and said that I frustrated the living shit out of him more than any other soldier, because I would laugh at his profanity laced tirades and that wasn't the goal he had in mind.

Dude when I went thru boot camp it was 11 weeks and the same shit was said. The only thing they had curtailed back then was getting physical with you.

My DI, SSGT. Studer, would come up and ask "Do you like me? Would you like to have sex with me?" No Sir! "Then quit eye fucking me!"

LOL, yeah I went in 1988. They couldn't physically fuck with us. I went to Ft Benning, GA. It was awful. But see, your last line has me laughing out loud. Those Drill Sgts are hilarious, and they get so pissed off. I find it funnier than Hell. "Eye fuck me?" Priceless.

Oh, one more gem; "If you're thinking about suzy rotten crotch back home, don't worry you'll find her just the way you left her..........freshly fucked". That one there could fuck with a guy's head if he was missing his girl. I thought it was funny as shit at the time.

LOL, I think I might use that next time I see a lame Facebook status about someone missing their girlfriend they hadn't seen for 3 or 4 days

[Moon Beam]

I enjoyed this whole movie but this scene was one of the better ones.
Lots of loaded language here folks so consider yourself forewarned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPpDJ2PoHag
Zack & Miri Make A Porno

[nikki]

Not sure what's better here...the movie or the outtakes. One of my favorites.

Grumpy Old Men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF8soqX_6kw

[lights1961]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfi4s8cjLFI

hilarious... an american classic. back to school

[Behshad]

Anybody want a peanut!??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IuCu1dm ... re=related

[TRAGChick]

Don't ask me WHY.....

But this "stunt driver" Limo scene from "The Wedding Singer" makes me LMAO.
Maybe it's the part where the driver just SHOVES the "Bride & Groom" mannequins INTO the limo...head first...

"They were CONES!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_-WRcUe ... L&index=14

[stevew2]

hear is mine from deliverance, jason watchs it in awe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

[JasonD]

hear is mine from deliverance, jason watchs it in awe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

YUCK!!!! That was gross!!! This is more my style, Steverino: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-hYN58V0M

[Behshad]

You two get a fucking room. We are sharing funny movies , not gross shit.

[stevew2]

hear is mine from deliverance, jason watchs it in awe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

YUCK!!!! That was gross!!! This is more my style, Steverino: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-hYN58V0M

Boy you got a preety mouth