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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:37 am

Post your *facepalm* moments here.


And the original title was The "I'mma Smack A Bitch" Topic... but I'm unclenching a little now... :lol:

Today's *facepalm* is a DOUBLE and it goes out to a particular co-worker who REFUSES to pay friggin' attention.
This morning was at LEAST the 4th time I have had to explain file setup to him.

I explained it 3 times and then (at my boss's direction) I sent the whole department an email with detailed instructions of what to do and what NOT to do when sending me files to upload for email marketing.

What did he do? He sent me a file complete with literally ALL of the things done that I said NOT to do. :evil: I realize he isn't the sharpest blade in the Lady Gillette, but COME ON. :roll:

NOW, I have to waste more time creating a format sheet with screenshots, because apparently words are too bloody difficult to handle. (it's either that or waste even more time reformatting the files every time the come to me wrong)

*double facepalm*


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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:49 am

I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:
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Re: the *FACEPALM* topic

Postby lights1961 » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:54 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Post your *facepalm* moments here.


And the original title was The "I'mma Smack A Bitch" Topic... but I'm unclenching a little now... :lol:

Today's *facepalm* is a DOUBLE and it goes out to a particular co-worker who REFUSES to pay friggin' attention.
This morning was at LEAST the 4th time I have had to explain file setup to him.

I explained it 3 times and then (at my boss's direction) I sent the whole department an email with detailed instructions of what to do and what NOT to do when sending me files to upload for email marketing.

What did he do? He sent me a file complete with literally ALL of the things done that I said NOT to do. :evil: I realize he isn't the sharpest blade in the Lady Gillette, but COME ON. :roll:

NOW, I have to waste more time creating a format sheet [b]with screenshots, because apparently words are too bloody difficult to handle. [/b](it's either that or waste even more time reformatting the files every time the come to me wrong)

*double facepalm*


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I think pictures might be too difficult for your co worker at this stage!!
I have staff co-worker issues as well... regarding paying attention... but it would take too much time here to cover it!

I will just say I feel your pain!!


LOL
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Postby Suzanne » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:35 am

I feel your pain. Our corporate office is full of people who lack common sense so I do several facepalms EVERY day. :roll: My dog gets things better than they do.
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:44 am

KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)
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Postby Babyblue » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:00 am

JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:16 am

Babyblue wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.


So I'm the only person that ever encounters morons?

And NO ONE else has anyone or anything to gripe about? Am I on the right message board? :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Postby LtVanish » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:24 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Post your *facepalm* moments here.


And the original title was The "I'mma Smack A Bitch" Topic... but I'm unclenching a little now... :lol:

Today's *facepalm* is a DOUBLE and it goes out to a particular co-worker who REFUSES to pay friggin' attention.
This morning was at LEAST the 4th time I have had to explain file setup to him.

I explained it 3 times and then (at my boss's direction) I sent the whole department an email with detailed instructions of what to do and what NOT to do when sending me files to upload for email marketing.

What did he do? He sent me a file complete with literally ALL of the things done that I said NOT to do. :evil: I realize he isn't the sharpest blade in the Lady Gillette, but COME ON. :roll:

NOW, I have to waste more time creating a format sheet with screenshots, because apparently words are too bloody difficult to handle. (it's either that or waste even more time reformatting the files every time the come to me wrong)

*double facepalm*


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LMAO, that picture looks just like me everyday when i come into work and find out what the previous shift did to make my day that much more interesting.
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Postby Rick » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:52 am

This morning I bought two breakfast burritos from the breakfast burrito making dude. He makes them at home, brings them in and sells them for $1 a piece. They're damn good too.

So I get them, and then I have to report to deicing, which is a long way from where I do my daily work and the burrito making dude works and peddles his damn good burritos. I get to deicing with just a few minutes to gobble down my breakfast and head out to the remote deicing location.

I grab a paper towel, unwrap my newly purchased, damn good burritos, and shove them in the microwave. Well, evidently someone had left a puddle of some kind of liquid in the microwave which immediately soaked the paper towel and my damn good burritos. Not knowing what it was that was all over my breakfast, I, with quite a display of irritation, heaved them into the trash can. I then began to preach to the choir about "People needing to clean up after themselves since their mothers don't work there", or something to that tune. Needless to say, I was disappointed, aggravated, irritated and a little pissed off.

Not sure if this could be categorized as a face-palm moment, but it was the start to my work day, which didn't improve much from that point forward. :evil: ;)
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Postby tammy » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:03 pm

I thought this thread had something to do with facebook or a palm pilot...I can't keep up. lol.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:06 pm

tammy wrote:I thought this thread had something to do with facebook or a palm pilot...I can't keep up. lol.


The *FacePalmPilot*? IS that what happens when it eats your email, or something? :lol:

I actually AM *facepalm*ing Facebook right now. It's borked up pretty good this evening. :lol:
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Postby WalkInMyShoes » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:06 pm

MBPL shared her Flexeril and we're all feeling kind of M-E-L-L-O-W..... 8)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Postby JasonD » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:15 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.


So I'm the only person that ever encounters morons?

And NO ONE else has anyone or anything to gripe about? Am I on the right message board? :shock: :shock: :lol:


I really hate it when I get to work & some guy's left his G-string in my locker. :P .... (I'm just messin' witcha BJG. I really don't have a lot of work-related complaints. I'll give it some thought & see what I come up with.)
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Postby SherriBerry » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:39 pm

Are you sure your co-worker isn't doing it on purpose just to jerk you around?
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:34 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.


So I'm the only person that ever encounters morons?

And NO ONE else has anyone or anything to gripe about? Am I on the right message board? :shock: :shock: :lol:



I work with alot of morons everyday of the week. :lol: :lol: :lol: I just try to look over them. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:37 am

JasonD wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.


So I'm the only person that ever encounters morons?

And NO ONE else has anyone or anything to gripe about? Am I on the right message board? :shock: :shock: :lol:


I really hate it when I get to work & some guy's left his G-string in my locker. :P .... (I'm just messin' witcha BJG. I really don't have a lot of work-related complaints. I'll give it some thought & see what I come up with.)




:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:51 am

Today's moment... but this is a funny one...

My boss and I share an office and due to space limitation and outlet/internet line location, our desks face each other.

I don't know how this happened because I didn't see it fall, but 10 minutes ago, she knocked over a big travel cup (with no lid) of coffee and she managed to launch a tidal wave of day old cold gross coffee across her whole desk and came within barely 1 foot of soaking me also. All I saw (and smelled) was yucky coffee coming at me.

Here's the facepalm part - she starts racing to clean it up, but does she immediately attend to both her laptop and her blackberry which are BOTH soaked?

Nope. She starts mopping up the chair. *facepalm* Thank god one of us was paying attention. :lol:
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Postby Voyager » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:02 am

Here's a good one for Urban Dictionary:

"Friga was about ready to do a face palm when he heard the news about Steve Perry's hip surgery, but he opted to do a rosy palm instead."

:lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:12 am

JasonD wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I got nothing. Sorry, life is wonderful. :lol: :wink:


Me neither. Must be this beautiful weather. 8)



Sorry i don't have anything either.


So I'm the only person that ever encounters morons?

And NO ONE else has anyone or anything to gripe about? Am I on the right message board? :shock: :shock: :lol:


I really hate it when I get to work & some guy's left his G-string in my locker. :P .... (I'm just messin' witcha BJG. I really don't have a lot of work-related complaints. I'll give it some thought & see what I come up with.)
Hey buckwheat, i thought for minute you said "left his g string in my anus"
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Postby lights1961 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:02 am

Fact Finder wrote:I facepalm at almost every 7 Wishes post on the Global Warming thread. :lol:


BTW the UN climate chief resigned... .;-) I WANT TO SUE AL GORE and everyone involved... IF ONLY I HAD THE MONEY!

BTW... that WHOLE GLOBAL WARMING is a FACE PALM!! Anyone who actually fell for that is a moron

ME. no face palm...but happy that I was able to resolved a customer issue that could have been costly!!

YEA.
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