Can someone interpret this?

[Don]

This was the first blog I saw today over at Journeymusic.com
I'm not quite sure what the message is. Is this dude supposed to be channeling Yoda?

So A Concept Recording To Come Along

Thank you Neal Schon for announcing, my one of my greatest hopes all along, the truth, nothing more, nothing less, undivided, put to the test, the story of a woman named Leonda and a man named William, from the years before birth to the here and now, to the future of distance, for us to hear somehow. Please know, I am at your disposal, so call me when you can, by cell phone number of mine, it works, 1-508-292-0292 is mine, call it when you can......lets talk. BTW, here at Barnes And Noble of 76102 Fort Worth, TX, I am now, with two interested oriental women and a male friend, whom like everyone else has sort of learned, tis why I write to you Neal, for now you have learned. I know not their true names, perhaps they know not mine, but please remember at least my face, on the current MySpace.Com/wkmahler image of mine. For this attitude, this sense of being that I've had, since 1:33 P.M today, when my photo by webcam was taken, it is then as I am now that I am.


As a father that I am and divorced Neal and Co. you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce and the true steps that could've been taken to never divorce at all. My definition?: For example, Ophrah Winfrey once said, it's not a good idea to keep a television in the bedroom. What did she mean? For there are ways from inside the picture tube to video you in your scene. It also means that, the very essense of my own marriage was broken the moment I could not handle my own life, fully in control. For if I had then, I'd probably be still married and the meaning of infidelity, nudism under any circumstances, art, porn or rape, would never ever come between Leonda and I, other than between ourselves, "nude" and or "naked" nobody else we would have faced.......let me make this a bit clearer, I mean, well, almost Amish of us, when it had come to sex, it was best just between us, any other form, any at all, between anyone else, not acceptable, no excuses, not at all.

I know, a tough act to follow, but one that is an order tall.

If I intend to live by that rule, well, at least now I'm single and for the time being, not enjoying it and enjoying it all in the same, but by God, let there be mercy, for the next woman in my life, a gain. Meaning, more than just a girlfriend, currently I do not have, someone who even before marriage, there's love to make and be had.

Neal, I hope you are glad.


William Mahler, the innocent and the bad.

[S2M]

C'mon....that's WIX, isn't it!

[Rip Rokken]

Somebody give the dude a call!

[steveo777]

I think someone had a bad trip.

[portland]

already then......

[DrFU]

John Mayer is a Journey fan?

[Saint John]

Nostrildamus is off his meds.

[Jana]

Nostrildamus is off his meds.

[portland]

Nostrildamus is off his meds.

YES so funny!!!

[Rick]

This dude lives way too close to me.

[JH'sTXfan]

C'mon....that's WIX, isn't it!

My first thought also.

[portland]

C'mon....that's WIX, isn't it!

My first thought also.

My first thought WTF????

[diezynueve69]

Ain't that some Google Translate output?

[Ratgirl]

Somebody give the dude a call!

Where's Dean.. he'll do it?!

[Michigan Girl]

Poor guy, he obviously thinks journeymusic.com is a dating site ...

[Voyager]

I found a photo of the guy:

[parfait]

I found a photo of the guy:

At least his aim is pretty decent.

[steveo777]

I found a photo of the guy:

At least his aim is pretty decent.

At least he's not doing a Marilyn Manson.

[bluejeangirl76]

"you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce "

That's just hilarious right there. Um, yeah, random poor translator dude, you got the right guy with that one.

[JasonD]

"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker". ~ Yoda.

[Andrew]

I don't really have time for this - but let me try -

Thank you Neal Schon for announcing, my one of my greatest hopes all along, the truth, nothing more, nothing less, undivided, put to the test, the story of a woman named Leonda and a man named William, from the years before birth to the here and now, to the future of distance, for us to hear somehow.

Thank you Neal for speaking to me thru brain waves that penetrated my head during the night and spoke to me of the real truth and beauty of the world and gave me names to call my first 2 children that I will adopt in your good name. Do you provide me with child support?

Please know, I am at your disposal, so call me when you can, by cell phone number of mine, it works, 1-508-292-0292 is mine, call it when you can......lets talk.

Please call me via conventional means as the clairvoyant brain waves are telling me catch and kill kittens in your name and I'm confused as to whether I am supposed to drink their blood, or bottle it for your Journey store merch.

BTW, here at Barnes And Noble of 76102 Fort Worth, TX, I am now, with two interested oriental women and a male friend, whom like everyone else has sort of learned, tis why I write to you Neal, for now you have learned.

Two hookers are interested in me and my friend and we were hoping you would join us for an all-in. They are all aware that I am completely insane, but playing Don't Stop Believin' 102,000 times in a row will do that to a person.

I know not their true names, perhaps they know not mine, but please remember at least my face, on the current MySpace.Com/wkmahler image of mine. For this attitude, this sense of being that I've had, since 1:33 P.M today, when my photo by webcam was taken, it is then as I am now that I am.

This is the fake identity I am using until the FBI catch up with me to discuss the defacing of various Buddist temples around TX - replaing the head of Buddah with a Scarab.

As a father that I am and divorced Neal and Co. you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce and the true steps that could've been taken to never divorce at all. My definition?

I have 15 children and 7 ex-wives. None of them would have sex with me after I started waering a red coat to bed and riding a motorbike thru the house, revving in tune to Mother father, at 3am each morning. I need advice on alimony and child support.

For example, Ophrah Winfrey once said, it's not a good idea to keep a television in the bedroom. What did she mean?

She means that by having a TV in the bedroom, one can mate to the visual stimulation of Perry sideburns and Schon afros - both of which have a complete obsession with. I even made my 3rd wife grow 'burns and ex-wives #2 and #3 had fabulous matching upstairs and downstairs Afros. I miss those...

For there are ways from inside the picture tube to video you in your scene. It also means that, the very essense of my own marriage was broken the moment I could not handle my own life, fully in control. For if I had then, I'd probably be still married and the meaning of infidelity, nudism under any circumstances, art, porn or rape, would never ever come between Leonda and I, other than between ourselves, "nude" and or "naked" nobody else we would have faced.......let me make this a bit clearer, I mean, well, almost Amish of us, when it had come to sex, it was best just between us, any other form, any at all, between anyone else, not acceptable, no excuses, not at all.

I got caught having sex with lifesize cardboard Journey members and the shame cannot be surpressed any longer. In fact, I am not ashamed, and rather would now like to meet like-minded ladies, who would like to engage in any kind of activity that involves kittens, sideburns, loving, touching and lots of squeezing.

Neal, I hope you are glad.

Neal, you and your band fucked me up for life. Now pay up.

[portland]

I don't really have time for this - but let me try -

Thank you Neal Schon for announcing, my one of my greatest hopes all along, the truth, nothing more, nothing less, undivided, put to the test, the story of a woman named Leonda and a man named William, from the years before birth to the here and now, to the future of distance, for us to hear somehow.

Thank you Neal for speaking to me thru brain waves that penetrated my head during the night and spoke to me of the real truth and beauty of the world and gave me names to call my first 2 children that I will adopt in your good name. Do you provide me with child support?

Please know, I am at your disposal, so call me when you can, by cell phone number of mine, it works, 1-508-292-0292 is mine, call it when you can......lets talk.

Please call me via conventional means as the clairvoyant brain waves are telling me catch and kill kittens in your name and I'm confused as to whether I am supposed to drink their blood, or bottle it for your Journey store merch.

BTW, here at Barnes And Noble of 76102 Fort Worth, TX, I am now, with two interested oriental women and a male friend, whom like everyone else has sort of learned, tis why I write to you Neal, for now you have learned.

Two hookers are interested in me and my friend and we were hoping you would join us for an all-in. They are all aware that I am completely insane, but playing Don't Stop Believin' 102,000 times in a row will do that to a person.

I know not their true names, perhaps they know not mine, but please remember at least my face, on the current MySpace.Com/wkmahler image of mine. For this attitude, this sense of being that I've had, since 1:33 P.M today, when my photo by webcam was taken, it is then as I am now that I am.

This is the fake identity I am using until the FBI catch up with me to discuss the defacing of various Buddist temples around TX - replaing the head of Buddah with a Scarab.

As a father that I am and divorced Neal and Co. you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce and the true steps that could've been taken to never divorce at all. My definition?

I have 15 children and 7 ex-wives. None of them would have sex with me after I started waering a red coat to bed and riding a motorbike thru the house, revving in tune to Mother father, at 3am each morning. I need advice on alimony and child support.

For example, Ophrah Winfrey once said, it's not a good idea to keep a television in the bedroom. What did she mean?

She means that by having a TV in the bedroom, one can mate to the visual stimulation of Perry sideburns and Schon afros - both of which have a complete obsession with. I even made my 3rd wife grow 'burns and ex-wives #2 and #3 had fabulous matching upstairs and downstairs Afros. I miss those...

For there are ways from inside the picture tube to video you in your scene. It also means that, the very essense of my own marriage was broken the moment I could not handle my own life, fully in control. For if I had then, I'd probably be still married and the meaning of infidelity, nudism under any circumstances, art, porn or rape, would never ever come between Leonda and I, other than between ourselves, "nude" and or "naked" nobody else we would have faced.......let me make this a bit clearer, I mean, well, almost Amish of us, when it had come to sex, it was best just between us, any other form, any at all, between anyone else, not acceptable, no excuses, not at all.

I got caught having sex with lifesize cardboard Journey members and the shame cannot be surpressed any longer. In fact, I am not ashamed, and rather would now like to meet like-minded ladies, who would like to engage in any kind of activity that involves kittens, sideburns, loving, touching and lots of squeezing.

Neal, I hope you are glad.

Neal, you and your band fucked me up for life. Now pay up.

OMG..that was priceless!!

[steveo777]

I don't really have time for this - but let me try -

Thank you Neal Schon for announcing, my one of my greatest hopes all along, the truth, nothing more, nothing less, undivided, put to the test, the story of a woman named Leonda and a man named William, from the years before birth to the here and now, to the future of distance, for us to hear somehow.

Thank you Neal for speaking to me thru brain waves that penetrated my head during the night and spoke to me of the real truth and beauty of the world and gave me names to call my first 2 children that I will adopt in your good name. Do you provide me with child support?

Please know, I am at your disposal, so call me when you can, by cell phone number of mine, it works, 1-508-292-0292 is mine, call it when you can......lets talk.

Please call me via conventional means as the clairvoyant brain waves are telling me catch and kill kittens in your name and I'm confused as to whether I am supposed to drink their blood, or bottle it for your Journey store merch.

BTW, here at Barnes And Noble of 76102 Fort Worth, TX, I am now, with two interested oriental women and a male friend, whom like everyone else has sort of learned, tis why I write to you Neal, for now you have learned.

Two hookers are interested in me and my friend and we were hoping you would join us for an all-in. They are all aware that I am completely insane, but playing Don't Stop Believin' 102,000 times in a row will do that to a person.

I know not their true names, perhaps they know not mine, but please remember at least my face, on the current MySpace.Com/wkmahler image of mine. For this attitude, this sense of being that I've had, since 1:33 P.M today, when my photo by webcam was taken, it is then as I am now that I am.

This is the fake identity I am using until the FBI catch up with me to discuss the defacing of various Buddist temples around TX - replaing the head of Buddah with a Scarab.

As a father that I am and divorced Neal and Co. you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce and the true steps that could've been taken to never divorce at all. My definition?

I have 15 children and 7 ex-wives. None of them would have sex with me after I started waering a red coat to bed and riding a motorbike thru the house, revving in tune to Mother father, at 3am each morning. I need advice on alimony and child support.

For example, Ophrah Winfrey once said, it's not a good idea to keep a television in the bedroom. What did she mean?

She means that by having a TV in the bedroom, one can mate to the visual stimulation of Perry sideburns and Schon afros - both of which have a complete obsession with. I even made my 3rd wife grow 'burns and ex-wives #2 and #3 had fabulous matching upstairs and downstairs Afros. I miss those...

For there are ways from inside the picture tube to video you in your scene. It also means that, the very essense of my own marriage was broken the moment I could not handle my own life, fully in control. For if I had then, I'd probably be still married and the meaning of infidelity, nudism under any circumstances, art, porn or rape, would never ever come between Leonda and I, other than between ourselves, "nude" and or "naked" nobody else we would have faced.......let me make this a bit clearer, I mean, well, almost Amish of us, when it had come to sex, it was best just between us, any other form, any at all, between anyone else, not acceptable, no excuses, not at all.

I got caught having sex with lifesize cardboard Journey members and the shame cannot be surpressed any longer. In fact, I am not ashamed, and rather would now like to meet like-minded ladies, who would like to engage in any kind of activity that involves kittens, sideburns, loving, touching and lots of squeezing.

Neal, I hope you are glad.

Neal, you and your band fucked me up for life. Now pay up.

That sounds like Perry!

[Jana]

It makes perfect sense now. Thanks, Andrew.

[stevew2]

I don't really have time for this - but let me try -

Thank you Neal Schon for announcing, my one of my greatest hopes all along, the truth, nothing more, nothing less, undivided, put to the test, the story of a woman named Leonda and a man named William, from the years before birth to the here and now, to the future of distance, for us to hear somehow.

Thank you Neal for speaking to me thru brain waves that penetrated my head during the night and spoke to me of the real truth and beauty of the world and gave me names to call my first 2 children that I will adopt in your good name. Do you provide me with child support?

Please know, I am at your disposal, so call me when you can, by cell phone number of mine, it works, 1-508-292-0292 is mine, call it when you can......lets talk.

Please call me via conventional means as the clairvoyant brain waves are telling me catch and kill kittens in your name and I'm confused as to whether I am supposed to drink their blood, or bottle it for your Journey store merch.

BTW, here at Barnes And Noble of 76102 Fort Worth, TX, I am now, with two interested oriental women and a male friend, whom like everyone else has sort of learned, tis why I write to you Neal, for now you have learned.

Two hookers are interested in me and my friend and we were hoping you would join us for an all-in. They are all aware that I am completely insane, but playing Don't Stop Believin' 102,000 times in a row will do that to a person.

I know not their true names, perhaps they know not mine, but please remember at least my face, on the current MySpace.Com/wkmahler image of mine. For this attitude, this sense of being that I've had, since 1:33 P.M today, when my photo by webcam was taken, it is then as I am now that I am.

This is the fake identity I am using until the FBI catch up with me to discuss the defacing of various Buddist temples around TX - replaing the head of Buddah with a Scarab.

As a father that I am and divorced Neal and Co. you as well as I know the very definition of exactly the meaning of divorce and the true steps that could've been taken to never divorce at all. My definition?

I have 15 children and 7 ex-wives. None of them would have sex with me after I started waering a red coat to bed and riding a motorbike thru the house, revving in tune to Mother father, at 3am each morning. I need advice on alimony and child support.

For example, Ophrah Winfrey once said, it's not a good idea to keep a television in the bedroom. What did she mean?

She means that by having a TV in the bedroom, one can mate to the visual stimulation of Perry sideburns and Schon afros - both of which have a complete obsession with. I even made my 3rd wife grow 'burns and ex-wives #2 and #3 had fabulous matching upstairs and downstairs Afros. I miss those...

For there are ways from inside the picture tube to video you in your scene. It also means that, the very essense of my own marriage was broken the moment I could not handle my own life, fully in control. For if I had then, I'd probably be still married and the meaning of infidelity, nudism under any circumstances, art, porn or rape, would never ever come between Leonda and I, other than between ourselves, "nude" and or "naked" nobody else we would have faced.......let me make this a bit clearer, I mean, well, almost Amish of us, when it had come to sex, it was best just between us, any other form, any at all, between anyone else, not acceptable, no excuses, not at all.

I got caught having sex with lifesize cardboard Journey members and the shame cannot be surpressed any longer. In fact, I am not ashamed, and rather would now like to meet like-minded ladies, who would like to engage in any kind of activity that involves kittens, sideburns, loving, touching and lots of squeezing.

Neal, I hope you are glad.

Neal, you and your band fucked me up for life. Now pay up.

Must have been another inbred retard from the journey camp