Is the end of Dick near?

[Rockindeano]

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Oh we can most definitely do that. Consider it done.

[steveo777]

The other day the wife told me to go out to the shed and get some slug killer, since she saw a trail in front of the house. Just as I came out with it, she said never mind- it was just the legless neighbor lady going to the mailbox.

[YoungJRNY]

I always did say..no matter how bitchy a woman wants to be and no matter how much one thinks they are stuck up (like the Jersey Shore hoebags) I always did say "You'll ALWAYS bleed from your vagina." I used that line against my ex girlfriend one time. Silence followed. I win.

[stevew2]

I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

Just like we ALL make fun of retards at one point or another. We aren't really making fun of a mentally challenged person per-say, but the image that you paint in your head could be hilarious when describing something and to call something retarded gets the point across.. as well as calling someone a homo, queer, fudgepacker, wanker, fag, or sticking a dick up someones asshole. It all translates into one thing. FUNNY.

Good? haha

Even better a gay retard

[stevew2]

I always did say..no matter how bitchy a woman wants to be and no matter how much one thinks they are stuck up (like the Jersey Shore hoebags) I always did say "You'll ALWAYS bleed from your vagina." I used that line against my ex girlfriend one time. Silence followed. I win.

Thats why she is you ex

[stevew2]

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Oh we can most definitely do that. Consider it done.

Its been done before,and done well

[YoungJRNY]

Chipped ham anyone?

[steveo777]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

[Rockindeano]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

Hell yes it does. Makes me want to drop some stomach pancakes.

[Voyager]

Just like we ALL make fun of retards at one point or another. We aren't really making fun of a mentally challenged person per-say, but the image that you paint in your head could be hilarious when describing something and to call something retarded gets the point across...

[stevew2]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

Hell yes it does. Makes me want to drop some stomach pancakes.

I see an antique scrodum buried in that old snatch

[Voyager]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

Hell yes it does. Makes me want to drop some stomach pancakes.

I see an antique scrodum buried in that old snatch

I see an image of the Virgin Mary.

[steveo777]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

Hell yes it does. Makes me want to drop some stomach pancakes.

I see an antique scrodum buried in that old snatch

I see an image of the Virgin Mary.

True, but you gotta drill the styrofoam to get to that.

[bluejeangirl76]

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Again, typical. A random musing about why guys love to talk so much about dick-in-ass and they have pull up the hetero proof. The more disgusting a term you use for vag, the bigger and tougher and straighter man you are, or what?

We know you're hetero, guys... that's why all the dick & gay obsession is so amusing.

[steveo777]

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Again, typical. A random musing about why guys love to talk so much about dick-in-ass and they have pull up the hetero proof. The more disgusting a term you use for vag, the bigger and tougher and straighter man you are, or what?

We know you're hetero, guys... that's why all the dick & gay obsession is so amusing.

Aren't you proud of what we've done to this thread in just a few minutes?

[portland]

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Again, typical. A random musing about why guys love to talk so much about dick-in-ass and they have pull up the hetero proof. The more disgusting a term you use for vag, the bigger and tougher and straighter man you are, or what?

We know you're hetero, guys... that's why all the dick & gay obsession is so amusing.

Aren't you proud of what we've done to this thread in just a few minutes?

The wrestling thread has promise as well.

[bluejeangirl76]

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps?

Again, typical. A random musing about why guys love to talk so much about dick-in-ass and they have pull up the hetero proof. The more disgusting a term you use for vag, the bigger and tougher and straighter man you are, or what?

We know you're hetero, guys... that's why all the dick & gay obsession is so amusing.

Aren't you proud of what we've done to this thread in just a few minutes?

Proud of what? It's pretty much status quo.

But I do have a much better idea now of why Michigan hates you so much.

[steveo777]

Looks like it was numero cinco.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02 ... est-pains/

Family Says Former Vice President Cheney Had Minor Heart Attack

FOXNews.com

Former Vice President Dick Cheney suffered a minor heart attack but is resting comfortably in a Washington hospital and will be released in a day or two, his family announced Tuesday.

Be well, Dick.

People, excuse the temporary steering of this thread back on track. Carry on!

[Behshad]

Chipped ham anyone?

Makes ya almost wanna wrap some of that around it and go to town.

Hell yes it does. Makes me want to drop some stomach pancakes.

I see an antique scrodum buried in that old snatch

I see an image of the Virgin Mary.

you were'nt kiddin,,, wow

[stevew2]

this one is for Jason since he likes both

here is one thats shot all to hell

[Voyager]

Okay guys, we gotta give equal time to the vaginas or else the ladies will be upset.

[steveo777]

Okay guys, we gotta give equal time to the vaginas or else the ladies will be upset.

Would it be bad of me to say I'd eat that?

Oh, you don't put horseradish on vaginas?

[stevew2]

here is an old one

[stevew2]

Okay guys, we gotta give equal time to the vaginas or else the ladies will be upset.

Would it be bad of me to say I'd eat that?

Oh, you don't put horseradish on vaginas?

I do at the end

[YoungJRNY]

[Voyager]

Okay guys, we gotta give equal time to the vaginas or else the ladies will be upset.

Would it be bad of me to say I'd eat that?

Oh, you don't put horseradish on vaginas?

I do at the end

Just make sure you don't eat it after applying the horseradish sauce.

[YoungJRNY]

Every guy on here should just put the word: "vagina" in their signature somewhere. That would be pretty damn hilarious.

[lights1961]

I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.
And kudos to stevew and voyager on the cute little Dr. Seuss poem up there.

to answer your question BJG... think of this being a locker room where anything goes... where the grosser the jokes the more attention you get... the more you tell them... the more attention you get...and everyone laughs at it... where boys can be boys...
the locker room and here... the last of where you can live and let live for the most part and not get taken into custody for being UN PC...

[Jana]

I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.
And kudos to stevew and voyager on the cute little Dr. Seuss poem up there.

to answer your question BJG... think of this being a locker room where anything goes... where the grosser the jokes the more attention you get... the more you tell them... the more attention you get...and everyone laughs at it... where boys can be boys...
the locker room and here... the last of where you can live and let live for the most part and not get taken into custody for being UN PC...

Sorry, the men I know aren't obssessed with gay jokes to this degree by any stretch of the imagination. I think there's a few guys on here that are definitely bi-curious or even closted and don't even know or can't admit it.

[JasonD]

I don't even know what to say about this thread & I'm not even finished reading all of it.

WOW!!!--- Just, WOW !!!!

BJG: Boys will be boys. That's all.

I can't begin to top what's been written so I'll just leave you with this lovely picture of an oyster.