Kevin Chalfant

[steveo777]

Howabout we volunteer Beshad for the Asian anal bead experience?

[Behshad]

Howabout we volunteer Beshad for the Asian anal bead experience?

How about we add some color to your sex life ?

[portland]

Howabout we volunteer Beshad for the Asian anal bead experience?

How about we add some color to your sex life ?

LMAO...that was good B!

[Michigan Girl]

I am LMAO ...."BBBBEEEEEEE"

[Behshad]

Howabout we volunteer Beshad for the Asian anal bead experience?

You find the Asian Anals and I will provide the beads

[Rockindeano]

Howabout we volunteer Beshad for the Asian anal bead experience?

You find the Asian Anals and I will provide the beads

Just ask Gunny about that. Dude knows his Asians.

[*Laura]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

[steveo777]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Two first indicators of a bj. Hmmmm, how does that work?!

[Rockindeano]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

[Tomulator]

[*Laura]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

Next time I talk to him I'll ask him if he still has nightmares.

[bluejeangirl76]

Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

Yeah but remember, after a person has had the White Castle/Beer combo, in front of them is the preferable place to stand.

[Red13JoePa]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

You walk up to Chalfant with The Tallman stomp from Phantasm?
Saint John tells a funny story of you stomping up to Castronovo like that in a lobby in Vegas.

[Rockindeano]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

Next time I talk to him I'll ask him if he still has nightmares.

I am sure your gargoyle ass towers over him eh, Laura?

[Red13JoePa]

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

You walk up to Chalfant with The Tallman stomp from Phantasm?
Saint John tells a funny story of you stomping up to Castronovo like that in a lobby in Vegas.

Saint John has weighed in via remote to add color to this story:

"Swear to God, man, when we were in Vegas and he homed in on Castronovo he coverd 60 yards in like 8 strides. He looked like The Tallman with a 12 pack in him. Castronovo looked terrified. "

[kgdjpubs]

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

You walk up to Chalfant with The Tallman stomp from Phantasm?
Saint John tells a funny story of you stomping up to Castronovo like that in a lobby in Vegas.

Saint John has weighed in via remote to add color to this story:

"Swear to God, man, when we were in Vegas and he homed in on Castronovo he coverd 60 yards in like 8 strides. He looked like The Tallman with a 12 pack in him. Castronovo looked terrified. "

it's Vegas....what else would he expect?!?

Seriously, I'm sure everyone who's ever toured with a band has some of these fantastically fanatical fan stories.

[Rockindeano]

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

You walk up to Chalfant with The Tallman stomp from Phantasm?
Saint John tells a funny story of you stomping up to Castronovo like that in a lobby in Vegas.

Saint John has weighed in via remote to add color to this story:

"Swear to God, man, when we were in Vegas and he homed in on Castronovo he coverd 60 yards in like 8 strides. He looked like The Tallman with a 12 pack in him. Castronovo looked terrified. "

I vividly remember picking Deen up like a javelin. He is so thin. hen I picked up his mom. Deen though I was going to snap the old hag in half. hat's when Toomey stuck his fat face in and we went at it in a packed full restaurant casino lobby. I stuck my middle finger right against his drive-in sized forehead. Seriously, his head is the size of Deleware. He is fatter than he is tall. Lynn and Melissa were there to witness it. That's when Dan insisted on me getting two shots of Jaegermeister with every beer I ordered.

[StevePerryHair]

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

You walk up to Chalfant with The Tallman stomp from Phantasm?
Saint John tells a funny story of you stomping up to Castronovo like that in a lobby in Vegas.

Saint John has weighed in via remote to add color to this story:

"Swear to God, man, when we were in Vegas and he homed in on Castronovo he coverd 60 yards in like 8 strides. He looked like The Tallman with a 12 pack in him. Castronovo looked terrified. "

I vividly remember picking Deen up like a javelin. He is so thin. hen I picked up his mom. Deen though I was going to snap the old hag in half. hat's when Toomey stuck his fat face in and we went at it in a packed full restaurant casino lobby. I stuck my middle finger right against his drive-in sized forehead. Seriously, his head is the size of Deleware. He is fatter than he is tall. Lynn and Melissa were there to witness it. That's when Dan insisted on me getting two shots of Jaegermeister with every beer I ordered.

I think you scared the crap out of Deen's mom's friend when you picked her up

[*Laura]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

Next time I talk to him I'll ask him if he still has nightmares.

I am sure your gargoyle ass towers over him eh, Laura?

Yup, but I wouldn't call that a nightmare.

[steveo777]

This must be the (inter)curse of the Twin Beaks.


I'm sorry, Kevin. lol

Kevin is just a plain ol ugly fucker. No offense dude, but you look like a midget Jimmy Page. I met him in Waukegan, IL, and I think I scared he shit out of him. I had about 20 Budweisers in me(hat place makes you drink the beers in a special room. You can't take them to your seats, so I was forced to drink a twelve pack in 15 minutes). Anyway, I asked him what he thought of the show, and he replied back, "they got through it." He knew they were lipping at that time(I didn't). Anyway, remember belching really loud, and he is so small, he was beneath my face and I am sure he got a good `taste of White Castle and Budweiser.

Next time I talk to him I'll ask him if he still has nightmares.

I am sure your gargoyle ass towers over him eh, Laura?

Yup, but I wouldn't call that a nightmare.

I'm sure it's lovely.
Now I dare you to post a pic. Clothes on is fine.

[ProgRocker53]

I saw this thread hit 14 pages and thought, no way a Chalfant discussion goes on for so long.

Now I see what the hubbub was.

Some good hubbub goin' on here. Carry on folks.

Hi Kevin.

[steveo777]

I saw this thread hit 14 pages and thought, no way a Chalfant discussion goes on for so long.

Now I see what the hubbub was.

Some good hubbub goin' on here. Carry on folks.

Hi Kevin.

Hubba hubba hubba