Tiger Woods Mistresses Beauty Pageant

[Luvsaugeri]

Good lord!!!!



Howard Stern organizing beauty pageant featuring Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses
BY Patty Lee
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, February 25th 2010, 2:09 PM

The shock jock has confirmed that a beauty pageant featuring the disgraced golfer's many ex-lovers will take place on March 10, according to The Times of Britain.

Four out of Woods' 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize, sponsored by dating Web site AshleyMadison.com.

Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer's No. 1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports TMZ.com.

But Uchitel's friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place.

Woods' alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent.

No word yet on who will be rating the ladies, although Stern is said to have offered a judging spot to Woods' estranged wife, Elin.

Woods finally made a public apology last week, admitting that he had felt "entitled" and "deserved to enjoy all the temptations."

Stern was highly critical of the philandering sports stars' "I'm sorry" statement.

"Tiger Woods looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn't seem like this was his idea or anything he wanted to be a part of," said Stern on his radio show.

[Behshad]

I read about this the other day and realized why I love Howard Stern.

[bluejeangirl76]

This is just now making the news?

He's been arranging it pretty much since the mistress count started to climb.

[Michigan Girl]

What, no Rachel?!?! She was the most attractive one in the bunch ...it's a conspiracy!!

He really asked Elin to judge!? That's cruel!!

[Everett]

[quote="Michigan Girl"]She was the most attractive one in the bunch quote]

Glad you agree... I like girls who like girls

[Michigan Girl]

She was the most attractive one in the bunch

Glad you agree... I like girls who like girls

She likes girls too?!?!?

[Everett]

She was the most attractive one in the bunch

Glad you agree... I like girls who like girls

She likes girls too?!?!?

[Ehwmatt]

At first I read "pregnant" instead of pageant

[Saint John]

At first I read "pregnant" instead of pageant

I'm sure a couple of them cum sponges tried just that.

[Ehwmatt]

At first I read "pregnant" instead of pageant

I'm sure a couple of them cum sponges tried just that.

No doubt... they are just as big of pigs as him. I'm so tired of it being all laid on Tiger (who is a FIRST rate scumbag, no bones ab it) as if he had some celebrity magic potion that made them get on their backs and spread eagle. They were definitely in it for cash and perks.

Unabashed cum dumpsters, the whole lot of 'em

[Jana]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

[bluejeangirl76]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

I heard a few minutes of it of the air the other day. I love the show but this was one of those rare times that I turned it off. That these three women (I think it was three, wasn't it? Or four?) would go on the air and talk so openly about their affair that way - what trash. They're so proud of having had an affair with a married man and so willing to discuss in detail what went on in the bedroom, just to stretch their 15 minutes of fame... disgusting. Obviously they have no respect for themselves and that's just sad.

[Rockindeano]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

I heard a few minutes of it of the air the other day. I love the show but this was one of those rare times that I turned it off. That these three women (I think it was three, wasn't it? Or four?) would go on the air and talk so openly about their affair that way - what trash. They're so proud of having had an affair with a married man and so willing to discuss in detail what went on in the bedroom, just to stretch their 15 minutes of fame... disgusting. Obviously they have no respect for themselves and that's just sad.

Aww come on Kim. They or some of them felt duped. They had no idea 13 other chicks were riding the same 9 iron. I loved how they got real deep and personal. Tiger is 9 inches and loves the backdoor. He always wanted to finish on their chins, but settled for their tummies. I dug it. The winner ultimately said she was in a bind and needed money from Tiger for a house and he said no.

[stevew2]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

I heard a few minutes of it of the air the other day. I love the show but this was one of those rare times that I turned it off. That these three women (I think it was three, wasn't it? Or four?) would go on the air and talk so openly about their affair that way - what trash. They're so proud of having had an affair with a married man and so willing to discuss in detail what went on in the bedroom, just to stretch their 15 minutes of fame... disgusting. Obviously they have no respect for themselves and that's just sad.

Aww come on Kim. They or some of them felt duped. They had no idea 13 other chicks were riding the same 9 iron. I loved how they got real deep and personal. Tiger is 9 inches and loves the backdoor. He always wanted to finish on their chins, but settled for their tummies. I dug it. The winner ultimately said she was in a bind and needed money from Tiger for a house and he said no.

Yea he liked his cage eaten to.I bet he hated getting caught, poor dumb bastard

[bluejeangirl76]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

I heard a few minutes of it of the air the other day. I love the show but this was one of those rare times that I turned it off. That these three women (I think it was three, wasn't it? Or four?) would go on the air and talk so openly about their affair that way - what trash. They're so proud of having had an affair with a married man and so willing to discuss in detail what went on in the bedroom, just to stretch their 15 minutes of fame... disgusting. Obviously they have no respect for themselves and that's just sad.

Aww come on Kim. They or some of them felt duped. They had no idea 13 other chicks were riding the same 9 iron. I loved how they got real deep and personal. Tiger is 9 inches and loves the backdoor. He always wanted to finish on their chins, but settled for their tummies. I dug it. The winner ultimately said she was in a bind and needed money from Tiger for a house and he said no.

Well, yes, I'm sure they all thought they were "the only one". That's how guys roll sometimes, and the girls just buy it. You have to be smart enough to realize if a guy is going to screw around on his wife or girlfriend, then you are not special and you are not the only one and he isn't making a moral exception just for you. These girls are learning that now.

I believe I heard one of them say she did not know he had a wife... well, I mean it was in the news and so was his baby announcement but I can reasonably figure that not everyone is going to catch every bit of celeb status news, so ok.... whatever, she didn't know.

But all that stuff about how he never used condoms and they allowed that - yuck. They're just starfuckers and they don't respect themselves.

And maybe it's just because I'm a woman and I have some self respect but I don't find anything hot about hearing about how Tiger would pull out and blow his load on them or how he's got a big nine iron. I never ever talk about "bedroom" stuff with anyone except maybe my very closest girlfriends and once in awhile, my sister. Shoot, I don't even talk to my other two sisters about that stuff. But to be fair, one of them is gay and me talking about dick, I might as well be speaking Russian.

[stevew2]

The audio of the pagent is now on Youtube. Here's part one. The rest are right there on Youtube in the queue-up on the right side:

intro/part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjD3NGrhHbs

I heard a few minutes of it of the air the other day. I love the show but this was one of those rare times that I turned it off. That these three women (I think it was three, wasn't it? Or four?) would go on the air and talk so openly about their affair that way - what trash. They're so proud of having had an affair with a married man and so willing to discuss in detail what went on in the bedroom, just to stretch their 15 minutes of fame... disgusting. Obviously they have no respect for themselves and that's just sad.

Aww come on Kim. They or some of them felt duped. They had no idea 13 other chicks were riding the same 9 iron. I loved how they got real deep and personal. Tiger is 9 inches and loves the backdoor. He always wanted to finish on their chins, but settled for their tummies. I dug it. The winner ultimately said she was in a bind and needed money from Tiger for a house and he said no.

Well, yes, I'm sure they all thought they were "the only one". That's how guys roll sometimes, and the girls just buy it. You have to be smart enough to realize if a guy is going to screw around on his wife or girlfriend, then you are not special and you are not the only one and he isn't making a moral exception just for you. These girls are learning that now.

I believe I heard one of them say she did not know he had a wife... well, I mean it was in the news and so was his baby announcement but I can reasonably figure that not everyone is going to catch every bit of celeb status news, so ok.... whatever, she didn't know.

But all that stuff about how he never used condoms and they allowed that - yuck. They're just starfuckers and they don't respect themselves.

And maybe it's just because I'm a woman and I have some self respect but I don't find anything hot about hearing about how Tiger would pull out and blow his load on them or how he's got a big nine iron. I never ever talk about "bedroom" stuff with anyone except maybe my very closest girlfriends and once in awhile, my sister. Shoot, I don't even talk to my other two sisters about that stuff. But to be fair, one of them is gay and me talking about dick, I might as well be speaking Russian.

You just old fashion kinda girl, nothin wrong with that.i know jason was interested in the big nine iron though