Ehwmatt wrote:Rockindeano wrote:parfait wrote:Yoga is real good if you stress a lot..
Problem solved

Oh fuck that.
Pop a handful of percocets on top of a few oxycontins and
then, you're problem is solved. Works like magic for me.
Only if you snort them and then summarily do a shot of Jack and swig a beer
Dude, true story. I was sitting in the house, all sore, tensed up, lazy, viewing free internet porn as always. Boom, in came my prescriptions..I threw down about 6 percs and a few oxy's and in 45 minutes, I had the house cleaned immaculately, and was headed to the garage, where I cleaned that motherfucker up as well. Ok, so after 3 hours, percs wearing off...what to do? Pop 6 more, again, I am on fire. I take off to go wash the car. Once there, I ended up helping this Cougar lady wash hers,; I was all chatty and shit. Anyway, I ended up with my sled so fucking clean, it looked brand new. Came home, stilll flying high, and cooked a 5 course meal, and then, even cleaned the fuckin dishes. There is no job too big for percs and oxy's.