Rockindeano wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:portland wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:portland wrote:Behshad wrote:portland wrote:Behshad wrote:Rent money alert !!!

huh....I am lost again....I have no rent..just a big ass mortgage!!!

phylster.
Ok not for me.....got it!! and well you all are welcome here to the great state of taxation whenever you
would like to
CUM..I have plenty of room!!!

Dang girl... That's kinda blunt isn't it!

You are such an ass Jim....and you have family here in the great State of Maine...we can have a MR
camping trip!!!


On that note, I have a camping question for you. If you went camping and woke up with a rubber hanging out of your ass... would you tell anyone? If not... wanna go camping?

I actually laughed out loud at this SS, but then thought, why would anyone use a rubber for ass sex? Portland told me she loves it in the chocolate tunnel.

I heard this joke years ago by a fellow recruiter. He asked our Sergeant Major who was as straight laced as they come! The conversation went like this (and is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard)...
Recruiter: "Hey SGM, do you ever go camping?"
SGM: "yeah, I LOVE to camp!"
Recruiter: "Hey, let me ask you... If you ever went camping and woke up with a rubber hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?"
SGM: "Hell no... I wouldn't tell ANYONE!!!"
Recruiter: "Want to go camping?"
