The I Know I'm Not Gonna Get Lucky Today Thread

[Everett]

Seeing is as how it's st.patricks day I hope i'm not the only one that knows their not gonna be getting any today

[Ehwmatt]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

[Everett]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Hope you get better man. Try to have at least one green beer

[Rockindeano]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm a Pussy

Obviously

, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Want Dr. Deano's advice to beat a cold? Go on a bender to end all benders. Drink like a thirsty whale. Devour everything and anything alcoholic put in front of you, or on either side of you. Hell dude, I need your phone number.

[steveo777]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

Do any of you guys read Modern Drunkard?
http://www.drunkard.com/

[Michigan Girl]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

[JH'sTXfan]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

Me, too. I've got that nasty virus that's been making it's way around. Third day of missed work. Hope you get better soon.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone. BJG, love that little, green, beer drinking smiley.

[Everett]

I guess i'm the only one that washes their hands frequently I'm hardly ever sick......

[Rockindeano]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

[StevePerryHair]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

[Ehwmatt]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

Me, too. I've got that nasty virus that's been making it's way around. Third day of missed work. Hope you get better soon.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone. BJG, love that little, green, beer drinking smiley.

I can't tell if it's a cold/sinus infection or allergies, that's the trouble. The weather's been doing goofy stuff from warm to cold to warm the last week and a half, I always get fucked up this time of year.

[Ehwmatt]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm a Pussy

Obviously

, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Want Dr. Deano's advice to beat a cold? Go on a bender to end all benders. Drink like a thirsty whale. Devour everything and anything alcoholic put in front of you, or on either side of you. Hell dude, I need your phone number.

Duly noted sir

[JH'sTXfan]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

Me, too. I've got that nasty virus that's been making it's way around. Third day of missed work. Hope you get better soon.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone. BJG, love that little, green, beer drinking smiley.

I can't tell if it's a cold/sinus infection or allergies, that's the trouble. The weather's been doing goofy stuff from warm to cold to warm the last week and a half, I always get fucked up this time of year.

I tested negative for the flu, but the doc said she's never seen a virus resemble the flu as much as this one does. She's been swamped with patients for two weeks. Hope you get better soon Matt.

[parfait]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!! :D

If you got it, then it's your job to tell him, not the other way around. Crabs is treatable though.

[Michigan Girl]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

Thanks, my friend!! Besides, I was nice yesterday ...I gave him credit for a brain cell!!!
Deano, I'll make you a BIG FAT DEAL,
when you ease up on RobbieG, I'll go cold turkey on Steveo!! DEAL?!?! NO DEAL?!?! Your call ...

[Michigan Girl]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!! :D

If you got it, then it's your job to tell him, not the other way around. Crabs is treatable though.

je m’en fou ...

[stevew2]

I guess i'm the only one that washes their hands frequently I'm hardly ever sick......

I wash my hands ,and drink plenty of red wine,I hardly ever get sick,except the morning after sometimes, that only lasts about an hour.

[parfait]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!! :D

If you got it, then it's your job to tell him, not the other way around. Crabs is treatable though.

je m’en fou ...

T'es une bombe.

[Tomulator]

Dirtiest phrase ever uttered on national TV...

"Ward, I think you were a bit hard on the Beaver last night."

Just trying to "lighten" the mood up here.

[portland]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

I think she should just drop the house on him and take his ruby slippers....oh no that's the other thread....

[stevew2]

Dirtiest phrase ever uttered on national TV...

"Ward, I think you were a bit hard on the Beaver last night."

Just trying to "lighten" the mood up here.

better than seeing that french bullshit

[Michigan Girl]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!! :D

If you got it, then it's your job to tell him, not the other way around. Crabs is treatable though.

je m’en fou ...

T'es une bombe.

Is this Good?!?!

[steveo777]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

And I'm sure her demeanor toward me building up to that had nothing to do with it.

[Michigan Girl]

So then it's not fun for you?!?!

[lights1961]

Dirtiest phrase ever uttered on national TV...

"Ward, I think you were a bit hard on the Beaver last night."

Just trying to "lighten" the mood up here.

I AM LMAO... loved the cleavers!! Ward was best TV dad ever.... tough as hell...but amazingly nice about it...
the funny part here... she had to say that line a lot to Ward about the Beav...

[steveo777]

So then it's not fun for you?!?!

As if you would care? (serious question)

[StevePerryHair]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

And I'm sure her demeanor toward me building up to that had nothing to do with it.

Im pretty sure you've done a lot of dishing out of your own

[steveo777]

I'm not even drinking and I'm Irish *gasp*.

I'm sick, can't get off work anyway, and am traveling tomorrow afternoon, so I'd rather not have a hang over or be really tired. Got some plans this weekend that I'm hoping to kill the worst of this cold for.

Shit, everybody I know is sick right now, including me.

I could have given you the heads up on this ...all you hafta do is ask!!

Are you ever going to ease up on this poor fucker? Every post you are coming down on him like a tornado in Kansas. When does the statue of limitations expire? Good God.

He DID call her a cyberskank yesterday and it WAS unprovoked....I'd say the tornado should keep spinning

And I'm sure her demeanor toward me building up to that had nothing to do with it.

Im pretty sure you've done a lot of dishing out of your own

Maybe back when I first joined here I might have offended her. That's entirely possible. Then from there it might have just become fun for her to bash me at every turn. I'll take the blame for it.

[Michigan Girl]

So then it's not fun for you?!?!

As if you would care? (serious question)

I am having fun ...would you want to deprive me of my joy?!?!
You bring me joy!!!

[G.I.Jim]

So then it's not fun for you?!?!

As if you would care? (serious question)

I am having fun ...would you want to deprive me of my joy?!?!
You bring me joy!!!

Get a room you two!!!