Drunk Coons?

by **Don** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:42 pm

This was a camera set up to capture a photo of Bigfoot. No sign of Sasquatch but do you blame him for not showing up? These little fuckers are off the chain.

by **Michigan Girl** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:12 pm

ha ha ...you are funny!! :wink:

by **Tito** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:29 am

I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:33 am

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Care to explain !? :lol:

by **Everett** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:44 am

Behshad wrote:
Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Care to explain !?

You feel like going another 40 pages :?:

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:47 am

We have coon-asses in LA., it's ok!!!

It amazes me what Robin comes out of the batcave to respond to, though!! :wink:

by **Don** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:06 am

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

I knew that would get you get back in here.

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:07 am

Can't see images at work, but what were they drinking? :wink:

Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Night Train?
MD 20/20?

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:11 am

Gunbot wrote:
Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

I knew that would get you get back in here.

I want those soooo bad ... :evil:

by **Duncan** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:22 am

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I want those soooo bad ... :evil:

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A rope with a noose in it and a snickers bar? Isn't that what did for Michael Hutchence?

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:25 am

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Do tell, did they let you out of the nut house?

by **caricalvados** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:54 am

True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:59 am

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:12 am

Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:22 am

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:43 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

In Steve's world anything happens. :mrgreen:

by **caricalvados** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:52 am

Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:57 am

caricalvados wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?

by **caricalvados** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:28 am

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?[/quote]

Thanking you for the story and warning. I camp enough to know to leave the doritos down river by someone else's tent before I pass out in mine (with the zipper closed).

I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing :wink:

by **Babyblue** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:19 am

steveo777 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

In Steve's world anything happens.

That is so true.lolol

by **artist4perry** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:45 am

Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?

Warning; He likes the hairy legged brutes..............hairy legged and bowed in the knees. He also loves pimples. Freckles and pimples. :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:15 am

caricalvados wrote:
I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing

Are you a Banana Slug?

by **artist4perry** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:20 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

At the very least they can carry rabies.........shots in the stomach.......fun! :shock:

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:21 am

Rockindeano wrote:
caricalvados wrote:
I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing

Are you a Banana Slug?

What is a Banana Slug? Closest thing I could find:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... anana+slut :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:22 am

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug. :wink:

Which is worse. :shock:

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:24 am

artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find. :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:25 am

steveo777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals. :shock:

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:35 am

artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals.

Ok, ma....been there, done that. You're right! :shock:

Deano....bad, bad boy! :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:36 am

steveo777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals.

Ok, ma....been there, done that. You're right!

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:47 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

i wouldnt put anything past them bastards, i blew one away on my deck last year, I had to clean up the trash 3 times in one week, I stood behind a tree and caught him red handed, it was his time to go.

MR

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